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Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Zeroisanumber posted:

The right love to hold her up as a counterpoint to "The Squad" but I think she's satisfied with the cash she rakes in from her current grift and doesn't want to do much more than some lazy trolling.

If she actually does run then I expect her to do the Ben Carson Special and use it as an opportunity to hawk books and build her fundraising base before dropping out.

Ya it's this. She very clearly doesn't have the "it." Trump is an under-educated moron, but he is savvy and has a sense where the wind blows. He may convince himself to believe bullshit, but he's capable of some level of risk assessment.

MTG is a dyed-in-the-wool moron and actually believes the things she's saying. Whoever said she was Sarah Palin is spot on.

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Zeroisanumber posted:

The right love to hold her up as a counterpoint to "The Squad" but I think she's satisfied with the cash she rakes in from her current grift and doesn't want to do much more than some lazy trolling.

If she actually does run then I expect her to do the Ben Carson Special and use it as an opportunity to hawk books and build her fundraising base before dropping out.

that was trump's plan also until he actually won

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

trunp isn’t dumb. well he’s gets getting senile

before senility started going whole hog he wasn’t dumb.

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

president don junior

Junior running would be hilarious because so many of the candidates would try to dance around that his father sucks because they'd get booed at and he'd get sympathy support.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Junior running would be hilarious because so many of the candidates would try to dance around that his father sucks because they'd get booed at and he'd get sympathy support.

Jr could easily run and win in some upstate New York hellhole district if he's actually interested but I think he's just a dilettante who enjoyed sycophants sucking up to him because his dad was president. When it comes down to it, he has the work ethic of a rich failson and would rather sit on his rear end and wait for Donnie to croak so he can knife his siblings over the money.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Zeroisanumber posted:

Jr could easily run and win in some upstate New York hellhole district if he's actually interested but I think he's just a dilettante who enjoyed sycophants sucking up to him because his dad was president. When it comes down to it, he has the work ethic of a rich failson and would rather sit on his rear end and wait for Donnie to croak so he can knife his siblings over the money.

LOL as if there will be any.

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Pook Good Mook posted:

LOL as if there will be any.

There will be just a bag of loan money in a safe and it will have a letter from Donald saying he earned this money fairly and the banks are lying.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Trump has money, I don't know why even leftists pretend he's always broke. He inherited it all from his slumlord dad and in leveraging his name to host The Apprentice / making a bunch of one sided business deals / governing a third world nation

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Pook Good Mook posted:

LOL as if there will be any.

Donnie Bigbucks isn't as rich as he likes to pretend but his real estate portfolio is pretty valuable. There's probably a lot of value, just not a big wad of cash.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

he embezzled almost all of his campaign money. he’s fine.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

euphronius posted:

he embezzled almost all of his campaign money. he’s fine.

Hope it's the small time donations he embezzled the most of.

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

euphronius posted:

trunp isn’t dumb. well he’s gets getting senile

before senility started going whole hog he wasn’t dumb.

He is and he isn't. When it comes to any understanding of technical details about the operations of government or just general knowledge he is one of the dumbest people alive. When it comes to media manipulation, self-preservation, embezzlement, branding, maintaining power he's very very smart.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

don jrs not getting any money but its probably because ivanka and eric will screw him out of all of it, in the true tradtion of their father

trumps estate battle is gonna be an amazing legal battle follow

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Junior running would be hilarious because so many of the candidates would try to dance around that his father sucks because they'd get booed at and he'd get sympathy support.

Oh they would absolutely go after Junior hard by outlining all the ways that he is not his father's son. Donnie absolutely won't say anything and just let Junior get torn apart. It'd be hilarious.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

TrixRabbi posted:

He is and he isn't. When it comes to any understanding of technical details about the operations of government or just general knowledge he is one of the dumbest people alive. When it comes to media manipulation, self-preservation, embezzlement, branding, maintaining power he's very very smart.

He's very perceptive when it comes to using his money / clout / power to bully people around into doing his will.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Zeroisanumber posted:

Donnie Bigbucks isn't as rich as he likes to pretend but his real estate portfolio is pretty valuable. There's probably a lot of value, just not a big wad of cash.

I have a very strong feeling that Trump is leveraged up to his eyeballs and all his LLCs are so one-sided that a substantial portion of any value will go towards settling debts before cashing out is even possible.

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

TrixRabbi posted:

He is and he isn't. When it comes to any understanding of technical details about the operations of government or just general knowledge he is one of the dumbest people alive. When it comes to media manipulation, self-preservation, embezzlement, branding, maintaining power he's very very smart.

Yeah this. It really is telling watching him stumble his way through such an easy softball question of something like, why do you think abe lincoln was a good president?

“Well,” Trump said, “I think Lincoln succeeded for numerous reasons. He was a man who was of great intelligence, which most presidents would be. But he was a man of great intelligence, but he was also a man that did something that was a very vital thing to do at that time. Ten years before or 20 years before, what he was doing would never have even been thought possible. So he did something that was a very important thing to do, and especially at that time.” And then he started to ramble about Richard Nixon.

lol. otoh he realizes that nothing matters and he never has to give details about anything he is talking about. Hence why all of his answer sound exactly like this mushbrained jumble of words. And he is really good at leveraging this and his wealth and power in general. Plus he's a great showman.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

TrixRabbi posted:

It's not that MTG is too crazy to win, it's that she doesn't have the Trump Magic. iirc she won in a safe R seat where the Dem dropped out of the race.

nobody has the Trump Magic. you can't just, like....learn it. he is a figure of chaos, outside the ruleset. he's the frickin' Mule.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Donald Trump has arrived and none of you are prepared, make your time

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Embracing socialism and alcohol made the Trump years a lot more bearable. Socialism because it provided context and explained what had happened and why. And alcohol because getting baked and blasted and posting in the Trump thread kept me from going completely insane.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

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Yams Fan

Zeroisanumber posted:

Jr could easily run and win in some upstate New York hellhole district if he's actually interested but I think he's just a dilettante who enjoyed sycophants sucking up to him because his dad was president. When it comes down to it, he has the work ethic of a rich failson and would rather sit on his rear end and wait for Donnie to croak so he can knife his siblings over the money.

I’ve heard juniors name floated around for the open PA senate seat which I fully support if John fetterman would give him a swirlie during the debate

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

The Nastier Nate posted:

I’ve heard juniors name floated around for the open PA senate seat which I fully support if John fetterman would give him a swirlie during the debate

Depends on how incompetent the PA State GOP is but my guess is that there's some local psycho who's already got their eye on the run.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/JakeLobin/status/1409983514074923016?s=20

Good news for Warnock

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

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Yams Fan

Zeroisanumber posted:

Depends on how incompetent the PA State GOP is but my guess is that there's some local psycho who's already got their eye on the run.

We’ve already got a few clowns throwing their hat in the ring for senate and governor. They’re both winnable races for the republicans but probably not by the ones that have declared.

Plus if Josh Shapiro declares (and crushes the primary with his bottomless sack of campaign money) as I expect he will, the dems will have strong candidates for both races.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

TrixRabbi posted:

absolutely expecting Trump to run again but lol if he decides to not actually run but instead just does some sorta weird pseudo-campaign tour where he's doing rallies every day but not actually on the ballot while 20 idiots all attempt to secure the actual nomination. Trump wins in the write-in.

Trump's default position is to publicly dither about whether he's going to run or not. He's absolutely guaranteed to do that again in 2024 unless the cholesterol gets him first. Republican candidates in 2020 are going to be a mixture of business republicans desperately trying to right the ship, grifters selling their latest book and people like MTG and Gaetz trying to suck up to Trump voters without actually trashing Trump. It's going to be glorious. :gritin:

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

don jrs not getting any money but its probably because ivanka and eric will screw him out of all of it, in the true tradtion of their father

trumps estate battle is gonna be an amazing legal battle follow

Trump Jr got his dad's general stupidity but missed out on the scam brain and ability to weasel his way out of trouble.

Remember when Jr went to meet with the russians and asked them for help, and they said no but maybe you could do something for us? Then Jr reported back to his dad that the russians couldn't help even though it was the most transparent request for a reciprocal favor ever? Yeah as soon as dad dies he's going to lose everything to the nearest wallet inspector and then cry when everyone laughs at him.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
Wow I'm a little behind the times on Matt Gaetz saying he will run if Trump doesn't.

If Trump doesn't run it sure is going to be something as most of the Republican nominees attempt to out Trump each other.

Don Jr. is dumb as hell and has negative charisma, he will do nothing more than be an embarrassment to the Trump name as long as he lives.

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


I don't think we'll see a "Trump but Smart and Full Fash" candidate in 2024. It's too early in The Collapse for that.

You'll have 3 types of candidates in 2024 if Trump isn't running:
1) "We need to move past Trump, restore sanity" RINOs, maybe Romney and someone else, who are promptly humiliated on the debate stage despite millions of dollars from finance capital hedging.
2) Trumpist Grifters -- media figures, MTG, Gaetz other randos who try an fail to capture Trump Magic
3) Your mainline Republican shitheads, e.g. Ted Cruz, Rubio, Tom Cotton, Hawley, who promise to turn the heat up on China and talk about how Biden sucked, spending too much, cut and run etc etc

KaptainKrunk has issued a correction as of 00:10 on Jun 30, 2021

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

hello senator walker

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
is the gop still doing winner take all primary races? thats going to keep things interesting if someone pulls out early

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

KaptainKrunk posted:

I don't think we'll see a "Trump but Smart and Full Fash" candidate in 2024. It's too early in The Collapse for that.

You'll have 3 types of candidates in 2024 if Trump isn't running:
1) "We need to move past Trump, restore sanity" RINOs, maybe Romney and someone else, who are promptly humiliated on the debate stage despite millions of dollars from finance capital hedging.
2) Trumpist Grifters -- media figures, MTG, Gaetz other randos who try an fail to capture Trump Magic
3) Your mainline Republican shitheads, e.g. Ted Cruz, Rubio, Tom Cotton, Hawley, who promise to turn the heat up on China and talk about how Biden sucked, spending too much, cut and run etc etc

DeSantis is interesting, in that he seems to have better political instincts than most of the other hopefuls. He went full covid denial early and stuck to it, so he's got solid chud bonafides, while not really pissing off the big business side either. I'm expecting him to do a "I'm running if Trump isn't but I'll step aside if he is" kinda deal while Trump soaks up the "will he / won't he" attention.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Sir Tonk posted:

is the gop still doing winner take all primary races? thats going to keep things interesting if someone pulls out early

Iirc the gop has a mix of WTA, proportional states, some that award based on congressional district. It’s a total clusterfuck but less inherently rigged then the democratic version because the republicans don’t have super delegates

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Azathoth posted:

DeSantis is interesting, in that he seems to have better political instincts than most of the other hopefuls. He went full covid denial early and stuck to it, so he's got solid chud bonafides, while not really pissing off the big business side either. I'm expecting him to do a "I'm running if Trump isn't but I'll step aside if he is" kinda deal while Trump soaks up the "will he / won't he" attention.

Yeah its DeSantis. One of the most vile Trumpers who balances going full Armor of God culture warrior without pissing off big business. Its gonna be him if Trump somehow doesn't run.

He's the competent fascist.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

more like Hershel Usurper

ProperGanderPusher
Jan 13, 2012




Feldegast42 posted:

Yeah its DeSantis. One of the most vile Trumpers who balances going full Armor of God culture warrior without pissing off big business. Its gonna be him if Trump somehow doesn't run.

He's the competent fascist.

I watched some of his speeches. He just doesn’t have that raw demagogue energy capable of whipping crowds up that Trump has. He comes off as a dweeby professional lawyer type just as much as fellow competent fascists Cotton and Hawley. If chuds can’t picture their candidate leading a convoy of pickup trucks filled with armed patriots to lay waste to a blue city then they simply won’t play ball.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

trump has a unique charisma yes . too bad he wasn’t a leftist

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

ProperGanderPusher posted:

If chuds can’t picture their candidate leading a convoy of pickup trucks filled with armed patriots to lay waste to a blue city then they simply won’t play ball.

I see a lot of wannabe Trumps on the field but I don't see any viable replacements.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
DeSantis is the best trump clone without going to far into the uncanny valley

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

he's loving boring and sounds like a cuck

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

TRUMP

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