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- Finger Prince
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A Rack of Many Shoes
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Jun 30, 2021 01:12
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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sheep and wool festival photo collection coffee table book
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Jun 30, 2021 01:28
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- nut
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a bowl u can microwave and put in the oven
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Jun 30, 2021 02:36
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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track liching
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Jun 30, 2021 03:18
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- Finger Prince
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a bowl u can microwave and put in the oven
Made of foil.
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Jun 30, 2021 03:43
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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a sign that says
live
laugh
lamia
bless this sorceress
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Jun 30, 2021 03:50
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a sign that says
live
laugh
lamia
Enchanted runes stenciled on the wall that force all occupants to live, laugh, and love, so basically a house filled with giggling and sex noises that also reanimates any corpse brought inside
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Jun 30, 2021 19:39
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- Uria aalge
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Chi-la-la-la-lax
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Fireplace adorned with grotesque stone faces in which there are slots where you can insert precious stones.
Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!
Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!
"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain
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Jun 30, 2021 20:15
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- Ventral EggSac
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Melf's Calcium, Lime, & Rust Remover
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Jun 30, 2021 21:05
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- Luvcow
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Melf's Calcium, Lime, & Rust Remover
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Jun 30, 2021 21:29
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- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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A mini potion fridge in the basement next to the ratty old couch that smells vaguely of displacer beast urine, under the cool black light poster of an ordinary human looking at their phone.
a kitten in a hammock but its just your druid baby in his cat form in a hammock
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Jun 30, 2021 21:39
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Bigby's Handrails
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Jul 1, 2021 01:47
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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that's a hell of a troll you bagged buddy, you gonna get it mounted? i know a guy, best taxidermist in the realm.
medusa head mounted above the fireplace
vast collection of life-size statues of currently missing towns people
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Jul 1, 2021 19:55
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- Finger Prince
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Palantir mounted above the portcullis so I can see when the Amazon delivery lady drops delivers my package.
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Jul 1, 2021 20:20
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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the rent is really low, but theres an evil wizard terrorizing the back yard
ever since the kobolds moved in next door the property values have been plummeting, makes me miss the old landlord
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Jul 1, 2021 20:39
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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nice ice box. how much do you have to pay the frost sprite in there to keep things cold? i've had mine for years and i'm getting SCREWED, really considering just paying a wizard to enchant a gem or something. you'll end up saving a lot in the long term. every gold piece counts, especially as a new hovel-owner.
peaceful kobold family out for a hike and a picnic sees an adventurer sprinting at them from across the meadow, sword held high. no doubt he needs to get some more coin to pay for a fridge upgrade in his new hovel. "god loving damnit, tracy get the pups and run, it's happening again"
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Jul 1, 2021 20:57
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- Ventral EggSac
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I adjust the thermostat and a level 2 wizard in basement casts Burning Hands, he looks at the camera, shrugs and goes "it's a living"
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Jul 1, 2021 21:15
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Tossing a curse catcher sheet in the washing machine so I can wash my cursed clothing with my whites
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Jul 1, 2021 21:23
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Please tell your children not to...well ok, please tell your other children not to play with the decorative chest in the upstairs sitting room
google THIS fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Jul 1, 2021
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Jul 1, 2021 22:36
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- Luvcow
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Please tell your children not to...well ok, please tell your other children not to play with the decorative chest in the upstairs sitting room
handing them a sheet of paper, some dice and a pencil "looks like you're going to have to roll up another son"
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Jul 1, 2021 22:38
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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kitchen island appears once every 75 years, then recedes into the mist. Also, the kitchen has mist, so be sure to call out "hot" or "behind" or whatever.
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Jul 1, 2021 23:48
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Jun 6, 2024 07:16
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- Zurtilik
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The Biggest Brain in Guardia
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the hang in there kitty poster hung by a single brad nail but the kitty is a warlock
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