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Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

a conical stand for your wizard cap

a soft chair but there�s a hole in the lower part of the back cushion for tails

orb of annihilation toilet

# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:46

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:07

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

the deck of many things - it�s just a backyard deck with lots of stuff on it like too much really

# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:48

nut

some kind of dragon... table

# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:20

biosterous

bong of wonder

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he/him

# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

unholy credenza

# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:36

Finger Prince

An Ordinary Wardrobe.

# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

pergola of levitation

# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:45

Finger Prince

A reproduction mid-century bEnt wood and +1 leather occasional chair* that is more beautiful than comfortable, but still pretty comfortable, that was on clearance at Magic Within Reach for like 2000 gold pieces and really that's a bargain when you think of what the originals go for.

*occasionally it wanders off to the woods and tries to turn back into a tree.

# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:46

Finger Prince

A mini potion fridge in the basement next to the ratty old couch that smells vaguely of displacer beast urine, under the cool black light poster of an ordinary human looking at their phone.

# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:49

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

nut posted:

some kind of dragon... table

so like is it a table made of dragon does it look like a dragon or is it built to accommodate a dragon�s needs (claw cozy, treasure bowl, etc)

# ? Jun 29, 2021 22:11

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

a crystal ball used for scrying the kobold shower room in the abandoned mine

# ? Jun 29, 2021 22:17

Ventral EggSac

Bob Vila's This Kobold House

# ? Jun 29, 2021 22:18

Finger Prince

Bo-Pepper posted:

so like is it a table made of dragon does it look like a dragon or is it built to accommodate a dragon’s needs (claw cozy, treasure bowl, etc)

I dunno, but it make a hell of a noise when you move it on the hardwood.

# ? Jun 29, 2021 22:19

Jaguars!

2 foot long spoon rest for cauldron stirring spoons

# ? Jun 29, 2021 22:26

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

ottoman of wonders

# ? Jun 29, 2021 22:52

Jaguars!

Blue light filter for enchanted swords

# ? Jun 29, 2021 22:55

nut

Bo-Pepper posted:

so like is it a table made of dragon does it look like a dragon or is it built to accommodate a dragon�s needs (claw cozy, treasure bowl, etc)

# ? Jun 29, 2021 23:00

nut

i kind of ogre rug, if u will

# ? Jun 29, 2021 23:00

nut

a duvet made of peanut brittle

# ? Jun 29, 2021 23:03

nut

the hang in there kitty poster hung by a single brad nail but the kitty is a warlock

# ? Jun 29, 2021 23:05

nut

a door of opening

# ? Jun 29, 2021 23:05

nut

shiplap all around each wall, tasteful

# ? Jun 29, 2021 23:06

Finger Prince

A Roomba with a salt shaker taped behind it so it can both draw eldrich summoning runes on the floor and clean up after itself at the same time.

# ? Jun 29, 2021 23:07

Finger Prince

A two-tone black and white poster of the famous witch Audrelia Hepburninator coquettishly holding her magic wand to her lips.

# ? Jun 29, 2021 23:11

Heather Papps: hello friend

nut posted:

a door of opening

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 29, 2021 23:38

Heather Papps: hello friend

are your fire salts constantly setting your cottage ablaze? consider purchasing my leaden vaults, ideal for storing all manner of fire, ice, AND electric elemental ingredients without fear of disaster.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 29, 2021 23:40

Heather Papps: hello friend

cape rack

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 29, 2021 23:40

Heather Papps: hello friend

skeleton closet

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 29, 2021 23:42

selan dyin

person sized roost for those slowly transforming into corvids

# ? Jun 29, 2021 23:43

Jaguars!

Heather Papps posted:

skeleton closet

Filled with spare ribs

# ? Jun 29, 2021 23:55

biosterous

Finger Prince posted:

the cool black light poster of an ordinary human looking at their phone.

lmao

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he/him

# ? Jun 30, 2021 00:02

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

a toaster oven powered by fire imps who keep saying �it�s a living�

# ? Jun 30, 2021 00:25

nut

a magical towel

# ? Jun 30, 2021 00:29

nut

nut posted:

a magical towel

(yoiu put a little boogie in it)

# ? Jun 30, 2021 00:29

Heather Papps: hello friend

a kind and gentle landlord

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 30, 2021 00:32

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

nut posted:

(yoiu put a little boogie in it)

meaning that towel loves to dance

# ? Jun 30, 2021 00:32

Heather Papps: hello friend

crystal wax drawer

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 30, 2021 00:33

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

spookshelf

# ? Jun 30, 2021 00:35

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Ventral EggSac posted:

Bob Vila's This Kobold House

vorpal wood paneling

# ? Jun 30, 2021 00:48

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:07

Heather Papps: hello friend

gently caress i can't tear this tinfoil what the hell

it's mithril foil, you have to use the orichalcum cutter built into the box

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 30, 2021 00:50

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