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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Lid posted:

https://twitter.com/JobberNationTV/status/1409686149098995713

this sasha banks poo poo is like a turducken of dumbassery

Wow it must've taken a lot of digging to find the only good JobberNation tweet.

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



sticklefifer posted:

Oh yeah, the Venn diagram of Trump stans to WWE stans on Twitter is drat near a circle.

Well he is a hall of famer.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

sticklefifer posted:

Oh yeah, the Venn diagram of Trump stans to WWE stans on Twitter is drat near a circle.

WWE wishes they had Trump's level of engagement

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Rarity posted:

WWE wishes they had Trump's level of engagement

Yea, Trump actually increased his audience year over year.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
i wish wwe had trump's current level of engagement

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

Lid posted:

https://twitter.com/JobberNationTV/status/1409686149098995713

this sasha banks poo poo is like a turducken of dumbassery

I'm amazed that some of the people writing replies on there have managed to not die via forgetting how to breathe yet, actual smoothbrain poo poo.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



bebaloorpabopalo posted:

i wish wwe had trump's current level of engagement

They do, though, if you've seen videos from his recent rallies. People show up all excited at the beginning, and as it goes on, more and more people leave because it's the same poo poo they heard a million times. Good attendance in hour one, and gets worse with every hour, much like the Raw ratings.

Plus, everybody on the outside thinks those people are idiots for even watching in the first place.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

davidbix posted:

In response to sweeping generalizations, Ryan Satin...makes a sweeping generalization:
https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1409569701471023109
Also, this is...kind of messed up? Dude, you don't work for WWE proper. You don't have to cape for Matt Riddle being A Funny Guy.



The thing about Satin is he's not just the president of the hair club for men, he's also a client. He loves this poo poo. He loves garbage. He's not pretending awful Riddle skits are good, he is genuinely stupid enough that he's entertained by Matt Riddle.

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1409698896037642241

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I don't watch but I could believe that those segments are the best thing on Raw because the rest of Raw sounds like dogshit.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

quote:

1....No one will ever top The Road Warriors.

2...Are u loving kidding me? have you ever watch a young buck match? get the gently caress outta here with them. I rather watch another boring King Corbin match than watch the wack rear end young bucks do anything.

3...they can't put on a good match to save their lives. they do a lot of unnecessary moves for no reason at all. their matches makes no sense whatsoever and super kicks? super kick party? I love HBk too, but don't get me started with that bullshit.

4...I watched them as a face and I watch them as heels and they come off like you're watching the bad actin in a B-movie. they are a bunch of nerds who are trying to play tough guys and it all comes off as fake.

5...gently caress Dave Meltzer and his bullshit rating system. Dave isn't a wrestler, not a booker, not part of creative and definitely was never part of Vince's small little henchmen group. No matter how important this new generation of wrestlers and fans try to make what he say feel, his ratings system doesn't mean poo poo. It never has and never will. He is an ordinary Joe, just like u and me who gives his opinion on the wrestling business. Most of his info comes from the janitor who just clean pieces of poo poo off the toilet and happen to over hear something as someone passed by. Again gently caress Dave Meltzer.

6...If you are one of their 10 fans around the world, then great. enjoy their 100 super kicks, that isn't even special to see anymore, and whatever else it is you like about them. They will never be part of the top tag teams in wrestling history. Once they call it quits they will be forgotten just like 95% of this generation of wrestlers.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I've watched a bunch of road warriors matches and if they get out of the first 5 minutes its pretty poo poo. But whatever.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



The Young bucks only have 10 fans world wide but thankfully they're also the ten richest kings in Europe, so they spend a lot of money on tshirts.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
The Road Warriors would’ve been way better if they spammed a million superkicks per match.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

https://twitter.com/boy_myth_legend/status/1409558124491640832?s=20



It's probably for the best that I am conflict adverse and also I know better than to get into slapfights on social media. Otherwise there would be much attempting to explain the notion of 'consent' to a WWE stan.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

also AEW fans are super horny

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
I'm a wrestling fan, why would I be upset over an rear end squeeze.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

IGgy IGsen posted:

I'm a wrestling fan, why would I be upset over an rear end squeeze.

The person in question is probably thinking about the hang-wringing over stuff like Dustin kissing Hager's wife or Jake's poo poo with Brandi.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tragic news: AEWNeckbeards was suspended by twitter.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



MassRafTer posted:

Tragic news: AEWNeckbeards was suspended by twitter.

Joey Janela strikes again.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I did my part! I reported that racism tweet.

Also reposting this from the WWE news thread, because :lol::lol::lol:


FLIP BURGERS FOR THE GLORY OF GOD :burger:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Imagine being so right wing you think WWE is being communist :ironicat:

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

What are the odds Drake ends up working at the Team Vision Dojo

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Vince MechMahon posted:

The Young bucks only have 10 fans world wide but thankfully they're also the ten richest kings in Europe, so they spend a lot of money on tshirts.

We predict that in 100 years, wrestling T-shirts will be twice as tacky, 10 thousand times larger and so expensive only the 10 richest kings of Europe will be able to afford them

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Mike mike mike mike mike mike mike mike

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1410050249801019392

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1410050797405155330

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1410053167413444612?s=19

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

I love how weird he is

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1410049652116893705?s=20

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

It's like an alien trying to pass themselves off as a human.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

He is acting so arrogant that we are very close to another "Sir, respectfully speaking sir, thank you for not blocking me."

And in boring behavior:

https://twitter.com/toshanshuinLA/status/1410060709279453188

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Mike is king poo poo

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



I did love this reply

https://twitter.com/fighthaskins/status/1410060946702319617?s=20

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

ChrisBTY posted:

https://twitter.com/boy_myth_legend/status/1409558124491640832?s=20



It's probably for the best that I am conflict adverse and also I know better than to get into slapfights on social media. Otherwise there would be much attempting to explain the notion of 'consent' to a WWE stan.

My inner monologue while reading this was
"It's like these dudes don't know the difference between consensual and nonconsensual..oh right.."

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

sticklefifer posted:

I did my part! I reported that racism tweet.

Also reposting this from the WWE news thread, because :lol::lol::lol:

FLIP BURGERS FOR THE GLORY OF GOD :burger:

Heavy dril energy there

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
If WWE bans me for hollering about adrenochrome I will face God and walk backwards into hell.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pylons posted:

quote:

Most of his info comes from the janitor who just clean pieces of poo poo off the toilet and happen to over hear something as someone passed by.

Cruel of this person to out Johnny Laurinaitis as one of Dave's sources like that.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

MassRafTer posted:

He is acting so arrogant that we are very close to another "Sir, respectfully speaking sir, thank you for not blocking me."

And in boring behavior:

https://twitter.com/toshanshuinLA/status/1410060709279453188

Is 1.57m even a bad/unsurprising number for them at this point? I don't retain a lot of historical ratings in my head for Raw but hasn't that basically been the average for them for a while now with some embarrassing dips below?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ganso Bomb posted:

Is 1.57m even a bad/unsurprising number for them at this point? I don't retain a lot of historical ratings in my head for Raw but hasn't that basically been the average for them for a while now with some embarrassing dips below?

The lowest demo was .48 and the lowest total audience is like, 1.52 million and they've only done numbers in the 1.5 million range 3 or 4 times. The average is like, 1.75 million.


Whether they challenge the all time low depends on if we get a game 7 on Monday and if the Finals have a Monday game.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

MassRafTer posted:

The lowest demo was .48 and the lowest total audience is like, 1.52 million and they've only done numbers in the 1.5 million range 3 or 4 times. The average is like, 1.75 million.


Whether they challenge the all time low depends on if we get a game 7 on Monday and if the Finals have a Monday game.

Huh, weird. I know it's a bad number based on where they've been in the past but I thought mid-low 1-point-somethings was the norm for the past year or so. My only frame of reference for this is people thinking that, at some point, Dynamite will beat a Raw number since it treads close to a million viewers on good weeks when it's actually on Wednesdays.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ganso Bomb posted:

Huh, weird. I know it's a bad number based on where they've been in the past but I thought mid-low 1-point-somethings was the norm for the past year or so. My only frame of reference for this is people thinking that, at some point, Dynamite will beat a Raw number since it treads close to a million viewers on good weeks when it's actually on Wednesdays.

In the demo it is likely this happens. AEW's highest demo is tied with Raw's lowest and this fall Raw will go up against football while AEW will not. Plus AEW has the huge stadium show in September.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Dynamite already beat Raw in the Demo when I extremely bravely and handsomely toxxed that it would for Blood and Guts.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I like that HHH, a guy who made his career on driving a completely legitimate tank into WCW Monday Nitro (and flying a fighter jet) would not take a shot if Billy Gunn did not mention it.

https://twitter.com/Mr_PwabtGaming/status/1410303619610648583

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