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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

get me HQ! posted:

i looked into this and honestly i cannot tell the difference, even as a dude who is fairly familiar with the reddit nsfw scene. collegesluts has about 3x as many subscribers and clearer rules (no OF shilling, etc.) as compared to collegeamateurs. i thought maybe one was more OC-focused and one was more about babes who are not necessarily the OP but they both seem to be primarily OC. (i was thinking this might be more of a historical distinction cause reddit in general has shifted a lot more towards OC over the last few years as concerns about revenge porn have grown and OC has become lucrative). It seems to be a mostly different population that posts on each sub (ie it seems like users either consider themselves amateurs or sluts) but the top posts on each sub are both from the type of now-common reddit babe account that posts the same content dozens of times on different subs (for example the top posts of the week on collegeamateurs right now are all from miniloona).

in conclusion a lot of poo poo sucks about reddit and it can be madee fun of endlessly but IT IS STILL THE BEST PLACE ON THE INTERNET TO FIND PORN (other than of leaks it's not great for that!!!) :thumbsup:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Porn is hard as hell to find on the internet so thank God we have Reddit to collate it into one giant site

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Caesar Saladin posted:

sorry to double post but i made fun of bitcoin and got this pm

Good on that lovely redditor for catching that all goons are angry and miserable cynics tbh

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Caesar Saladin posted:

sorry to double post but i made fun of bitcoin and got this pm

lmao i'm not mad

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

get me HQ! posted:

i looked into this and honestly i cannot tell the difference, even as a dude who is fairly familiar with the reddit nsfw scene. collegesluts has about 3x as many subscribers and clearer rules (no OF shilling, etc.) as compared to collegeamateurs. i thought maybe one was more OC-focused and one was more about babes who are not necessarily the OP but they both seem to be primarily OC. (i was thinking this might be more of a historical distinction cause reddit in general has shifted a lot more towards OC over the last few years as concerns about revenge porn have grown and OC has become lucrative). It seems to be a mostly different population that posts on each sub (ie it seems like users either consider themselves amateurs or sluts) but the top posts on each sub are both from the type of now-common reddit babe account that posts the same content dozens of times on different subs (for example the top posts of the week on collegeamateurs right now are all from miniloona).

in conclusion a lot of poo poo sucks about reddit and it can be madee fun of endlessly but IT IS STILL THE BEST PLACE ON THE INTERNET TO FIND PORN (other than of leaks it's not great for that!!!) :thumbsup:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:kstare:

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
I know this is not what they were going for but it's kind of awkward to hear "IT IS STILL THE BEST PLACE ON THE INTERNET TO FIND PORN" about the site that notoriously hosted child sexual abuse material

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer

gbs but from 2004 posted:

as a dude who is fairly familiar with the reddit nsfw scene,

Too long for a thread title, unfortunately.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Hollandia posted:

Too long for a thread title, unfortunately.

Drop the "who is"

Walton Simons
May 16, 2010

ELECTRONIC OLD MEN RUNNING THE WORLD
England beat Germany in the football last night, and Redditors in r/britishproblems are not letting a chance to drop some sick references pass them by. Well, the same reference from a 12 year old sitcom episode over and over and over.

All from the 125 comments in "Having to google who the England team are, because, apparently just saying "Beckham and Rooney were on form last night" wont cut it around the the coffee station tomorrow"

I do not have sticky ctrl&v keys, all of these comments were made by different posters:

quote:

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

quote:

The thing about Germany is they always try to walk it in...

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What was Wenger thinking, bringing Walcott on that early?

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But they’re winning…?

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"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

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What was Southgate thinking bringing Grealish on that early

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The thing about England is they always try and walk it in

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The trouble with Arsenal is that they always try to walk it in!

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They’re having a laugh

quote:

The trouble with Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

quote:

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

quote:

‘Did you see that ludicrous display last night?’

quote:

Did you see that ludicrous display last night? What was Wegner thinking, sending Walcott on that early?

quote:

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

quote:

"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

quote:

'Did you see that ludicrous display last night?'...

quote:

Did you see that ludicrous display last night.

quote:

“Did you see that ludicrous display last night?”

“The thing about arsenal is, they always try and walk it in!”

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The problem with arsenal is they always try to walk it in

quote:

did you see that ludicrous display last night

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

ikanreed posted:

Drop the "who is"

mods plz

Jamie Faith
Jan 13, 2020

get me HQ! posted:

i looked into this and honestly i cannot tell the difference, even as a dude who is fairly familiar with the reddit nsfw scene. collegesluts has about 3x as many subscribers and clearer rules (no OF shilling, etc.) as compared to collegeamateurs. i thought maybe one was more OC-focused and one was more about babes who are not necessarily the OP but they both seem to be primarily OC. (i was thinking this might be more of a historical distinction cause reddit in general has shifted a lot more towards OC over the last few years as concerns about revenge porn have grown and OC has become lucrative). It seems to be a mostly different population that posts on each sub (ie it seems like users either consider themselves amateurs or sluts) but the top posts on each sub are both from the type of now-common reddit babe account that posts the same content dozens of times on different subs (for example the top posts of the week on collegeamateurs right now are all from miniloona).

in conclusion a lot of poo poo sucks about reddit and it can be madee fun of endlessly but IT IS STILL THE BEST PLACE ON THE INTERNET TO FIND PORN (other than of leaks it's not great for that!!!) :thumbsup:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Why do Redditors keep showing up in this thread?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Walton Simons posted:

England beat Germany in the football last night, and Redditors in r/britishproblems are not letting a chance to drop some sick references pass them by. Well, the same reference from a 12 year old sitcom episode over and over and over.

All from the 125 comments in "Having to google who the England team are, because, apparently just saying "Beckham and Rooney were on form last night" wont cut it around the the coffee station tomorrow"

I do not have sticky ctrl&v keys, all of these comments were made by different posters:

tbf that's the UK threads here as well

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I woke up today and realised that the hodl meme thing is a corruption of "hold" and gently caress thats dumb

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Jestery posted:

I woke up today and realised that the hodl meme thing is a corruption of "hold" and gently caress thats dumb

That's literally it, someone misspelled "hold" and shitcoiners are so desperate for anything to define themselves as a community that they made it a meme.

It's kinda sad but also I don't like them so

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Jestery posted:

I woke up today and realised that the hodl meme thing is a corruption of "hold" and gently caress thats dumb

Supposedly it also stands for "Hold On for Dear Life", but that just may be a backronym.

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

William Bear posted:

Supposedly it also stands for "Hold On for Dear Life", but that just may be a backronym.

pretty sure backronym
the original forum post it came from in 2013 (shockingly not reddit) had a typo and people laughed at it for a while, then reddit found it and started repeating it over and over for years until it was funny for no one but them

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

William Bear posted:

Supposedly it also stands for "Hold On for Dear Life", but that just may be a backronym.

I thought it was "hold the drat line"

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

I thought it was a weird game of thrones thing.

A glistening HODL

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

get me HQ! posted:

i looked into this and honestly i cannot tell the difference, even as a dude who is fairly familiar with the reddit nsfw scene. collegesluts has about 3x as many subscribers and clearer rules (no OF shilling, etc.) as compared to collegeamateurs. i thought maybe one was more OC-focused and one was more about babes who are not necessarily the OP but they both seem to be primarily OC. (i was thinking this might be more of a historical distinction cause reddit in general has shifted a lot more towards OC over the last few years as concerns about revenge porn have grown and OC has become lucrative). It seems to be a mostly different population that posts on each sub (ie it seems like users either consider themselves amateurs or sluts) but the top posts on each sub are both from the type of now-common reddit babe account that posts the same content dozens of times on different subs (for example the top posts of the week on collegeamateurs right now are all from miniloona).

in conclusion a lot of poo poo sucks about reddit and it can be madee fun of endlessly but IT IS STILL THE BEST PLACE ON THE INTERNET TO FIND PORN (other than of leaks it's not great for that!!!) :thumbsup:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Did you seriously just admit that you seek out onlyfans leaks? How is that different from revenge porn?

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Reddit genuinely is the best place for porn. How else am I supposed to find milfs or college amateurs? Typing it in to Google or one of the plethora of porn sites designed specifically for this purpose, like some sort of cave beast?

Oh no, my good redditors, I have risen beyond that. I only trust porn cultivated by a community of dedicated enthusiasts that share the same goals as me: amateur college milfs deserve, nay, require our rigorous dedication. We are reddit, and we can and will catalogue all pornography ever created, being created currently and will be created. Even if it lands us in legal trouble. Which it has. Repeatedly.

Reddit: don't dignify yourself with Pornhub.

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

syntaxfunction posted:

Reddit genuinely is the best place for porn. How else am I supposed to find milfs or college amateurs? Typing it in to Google or one of the plethora of porn sites designed specifically for this purpose, like some sort of cave beast?

Oh no, my good redditors, I have risen beyond that. I only trust porn cultivated by a community of dedicated enthusiasts that share the same goals as me: amateur college milfs deserve, nay, require our rigorous dedication. We are reddit, and we can and will catalogue all pornography ever created, being created currently and will be created. Even if it lands us in legal trouble. Which it has. Repeatedly.

Reddit: don't dignify yourself with Pornhub.

Man remember that one time a goon like showed his whole enthusiastic rear end about being a reddit porn super user and philosophical defender of the same? Jeez, good times.

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

Sorry I'm coming back to this bc I'm in awe. There's no way the guy who made that post has any healthy relationships with women.

Jamie Faith
Jan 13, 2020

get me HQ! posted:

Stuff I fuckin love about reddit

porn

it has never been so easy to find whatever you want with minimal effort

reddit is the loving worst but i forgive it all

b/c of my nut

get me HQ! posted:

reddit's voting system promotes circlejerks which sucks for most things

but it is perfect for porn, like do people even go to other places for porn anymore? you can just go to the sub for whatever genre you like and a bunch of dudes already found an upvoted the hottest poo poo for you

holy gently caress thank god!

get me HQ! posted:

ok so bear with me but this is actually why reddit is redeemable

did not see the post in question but this was probably u/maskedbabedared, a big titted asian with a :vince:-tier bod who posted primo NSFW OC, and yeah sometimes she posted about how she wanted to seduce her dad, but the vast majority of the time it was like :drat:.

so yeah is it weird that there is a place where motherfuckers are posting incest strats, yes, but is it loving awesome that that same site has such primo OC? also yes

get me HQ! posted:

anyone else notice that r/realgirls used to be like mostly photos of random hot chicks with very rare oc mixed in but now it's like 99% oc and is basically just another gw

get me HQ! posted:

best place IN HISTORY to find porn though! there's a reason!

get me HQ! posted:

no dog

this seems like a good move cause like gently caress that website and gently caress making an account, i do feel you

but the only thing to go to reddit for is PORN the best place in the history of man to find porn

and if you make an account you can make a friends list and add users to it, they don't get any notification it's totally one sided like the SA friends list thing, but then you go to /r/friends and you can see all of your friends posts

so you add all of the babes to your friend list, click friends and bam you got a one-stop shop for all of your favorite reddit babes

they're really deemphasizing the friends feature and you can only access it through old.reddit but it's way better than doing the "follow user" thing that they are pushing cause if you follow a user it just means they might maybe sshow up on your front page, but lol i don't want titties on my front page, friends list for me please

so yeah it is worth making an account just to add hot babes to your friends list, to jerk off to later

Its all they post about in this thread??? :stare: What in tarnation

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

So I'm correct

Jamie Faith
Jan 13, 2020

Seriously, click the "show posts by this user" button on them. Its just post after post of...that... :shepface:

Also, it's weird he's in a thread dedicated to mocking Reddit when he clearly loves it!

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

No thanks

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

loving reddit porn is an opinion!

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
One time I thought it would be funny to just go to random porn subreddits to laugh at weird fetishes.

It turns out it isn't really funny, just very depressing. Reddit was a mistake, porn was a mistake, two horrible flavours that should never have been mixed.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

number 1 snake fan posted:

Did you seriously just admit that you seek out onlyfans leaks? How is that different from revenge porn?

seems very different to me tbh

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

Caesar Saladin posted:

seems very different to me tbh

They're both sharing sexual images without consent of the person in them. I fail to see the importance beyond that.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

number 1 snake fan posted:

They're both sharing sexual images without consent of the person in them. I fail to see the importance beyond that.

it kinda undermines how bad revenge porn is specifically

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

Caesar Saladin posted:

it kinda undermines how bad revenge porn is specifically

Does it? Or are you saying having your nudes leaked out of spite is different if someone else has paid to see them?

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Hey, revenge porn worked hard to be the piece of poo poo it is. We can't have Onlyfans leaks waltzing in and claiming the shithead crown with such little effort. Put some backbone in to your scumbaggery, please.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It's equivalent to aliexpress stealing enamel pin designs from independent artists selling their wares vs essentially rape since there's a distinct lack of consent.

To be clear, I'm in no way saying the OF performers/artists deserve it to happen; I'm just saying IP theft of images meant to be seen by any and all paying customers is different than distributing something meant to be extremely private

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

If you can't see the difference between extremely private nudes by someone who has not prepared their life in any way for the public to see them, and ones that are available online for a fee, then you're arguing in bad faith.

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
pull up pull up

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I'm Gunna close this thread for a time

Stuff has been a little hectic on my end so if it has been too long I may have forgot

Pm me if this happens

Edit: now , let's not get into politics of Reddit porn

Jestery fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Jul 6, 2021

Jamie Faith
Jan 13, 2020

https://twitter.com/frootoftheloom1/status/1412510099239751685

:allears:

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

I think my biggest problem with some of these retconned things is that knock on effects are a thing. If Rome had skipped the Republic, like 80% of ensuing western history would be drastically different. p sure there would be no england or scotland to have unification wars

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Jestery posted:


Edit: now , let's not get into politics of Reddit porn

Wasn't there, in fact, a popular subreddit devoted to fictionalized porn of political figures that showed up earlier in this thread?

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

ikanreed posted:

Wasn't there, in fact, a popular subreddit devoted to fictionalized porn of political figures that showed up earlier in this thread?

:catstare:

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