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Delta-Wye posted:little known fact, eating blue crayons, specifically cerulean blue, makes you hallucinate cops. leave it to a marine to figure that out through experimentation ofc poo poo, I got a box of em around here somewhere
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Jul 1, 2021 22:29
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My science 8-ball says aliens are actually birds. And also birds aren't real either
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Jul 1, 2021 22:29
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PokeJoe posted:My science 8-ball says aliens are actually birds. And also birds aren't real either The idea that UFOs are a cia op is ridiculous. They are just birds. Birds aren't real either though, they are cia drones
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Jul 1, 2021 22:37
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I think it’s a psyop AND they’re birds AND they’re just new drones AND they’re just planes flying away. I exist in a superposition of all big brain skeptic states you cannot defeat my discourse.
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Jul 1, 2021 22:53
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Tighclops posted:Somebody bought me NDT's book last year and I feel really bad about that because I'm never going to loving read it if someone earnestly thought id like a NDT book? man, that'd be cause for some serious self reflection
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Jul 1, 2021 23:02
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I think they thought he was sagan 2.0 and that's why they figured I'd be into him
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Jul 1, 2021 23:05
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sometimes i think about the time that a pizza delivery guy showed up with a bunch of pies to a large observatory and an extremely high carl showed up at the door and it was just him and a bunch of hot younger ladies he definitely had sex with all those ladies and everyone involved was super into it (carl not the pizza guy)
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Jul 1, 2021 23:11
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Carl assisted in the preliminary phases of a project to nuke the moon, promoted marijuana legalization that was carried on by his wife, and wrote cool books both fiction and nonfiction ndt conducted planetarium tours and now sells mattresses on his podcast
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Jul 1, 2021 23:24
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Endless Trash posted:and now sells mattresses on his podcast lmao u fr
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Jul 1, 2021 23:26
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if hillary clinton tweets about uaps i'll know ww3 is coming
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Jul 1, 2021 23:27
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Endless Trash posted:Carl assisted in the preliminary phases of a project to nuke the moon what did he know that we don't i'm now very in favor of nuking the moon.
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Jul 1, 2021 23:31
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Carl thought weed made him more creative and wrote essays about how he jotted down formulae in the soap on the wall after getting sudden inspiration while loving his wife in the shower while high: https://www.organism.earth/library/document/mr-x quote:I find that most of the insights I achieve when high are into social issues, an area of creative scholarship very different from the one I am generally known for. I can remember one occasion, taking a shower with my wife while high, in which I had an idea on the origins and invalidities of racism in terms of gaussian distribution curves. It was a point obvious in a way, but rarely talked about. I drew the curves in soap on the (Text sourced from https://www.organism.earth/library/document/mr-x) shower wall, and went to write the idea down. One idea led to another, and at the end of about an hour of extremely hard work I found I had written eleven short essays on a wide range of social, political, philosophical, and human biological topics. Because of problems of space, I can’t go into the details of these essays, but from all external signs, such as public reactions and expert commentary, they seem to contain valid insights. I have used them in university commencement addresses, public lectures, and in my books. Neil Tyson believes that democracy is ludicrous and we should simply determine policy through empirical analysis of which outcomes would be best: https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/748157273789300736?s=20
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Jul 1, 2021 23:44
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Wheeee posted:the world really does need a new hawking or sagan, tyson as the normie public science guy is a disaster, fucker just pushes the idea of being a pedantic rote encyclopedic thinker Giorgio Tsoukalos is the new sagan 
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Jul 1, 2021 23:56
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Neil Tyson believes that democracy is ludicrous and we should simply determine policy through empirical analysis of which outcomes would be best: they would basically be admitting they’re not rational
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Jul 1, 2021 23:57
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Neil you could have smoked weed with Carl and his wife every day for four years + your Ph.D. maybe you dumbass but instead you got your brain washed at Harvard gently caress you
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Jul 2, 2021 00:01
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He’s just dick dorkins without the racism.
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Jul 2, 2021 00:02
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Neil Tyson believes that democracy is ludicrous and we should simply determine policy through empirical analysis of which outcomes would be best: what’s amusing about this take is that we totally already have this, it’s just that the outcomes of the system are in the rational short term self interest of the rich.
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Jul 2, 2021 00:03
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wherein we pick trite ndt tweets to post https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1409606276741439490?s=20
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Jul 2, 2021 00:15
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Space aliens, coming from the hiveworld see humans and think "wow these guys would make a great protein source" and start boxing us up into to go bags before turning around and going home declaring that there's delicious life on planet earth
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Jul 2, 2021 00:26
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If its aliens we would already worship them as gods or be dead.
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Jul 2, 2021 00:45
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we already do brooo
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Jul 2, 2021 01:04
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Its wu mutha fuckas, wu-tang mutha fuckas, its wu.....wuuuu ohhh... reunited, double uaps were all excited, struck a match to the underground, birds got ignited
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Jul 2, 2021 01:35
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me with boom box outside of NDT window: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4W31QsA8NA
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Jul 2, 2021 01:39
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:He’s just dick dorkins without the racism. dick dorkins was a real scientist who published real work tyson is a museum curator who got where he was because he lucked into meeting the right people
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Jul 2, 2021 02:08
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while Carl Sagan was throwing rockets at Venus and poofing beefers right in the face of aliens who he totally believed in, NDT was a lovely stupid little baby with a brain as smart as the one he has now.
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Jul 2, 2021 02:10
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Tyson is a goof but the conflation of intelligent/scientific with moral/“good” that he pushes with his platform is...actually kinda bad. like he really should know better. but, he’s a dumbass.
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Jul 2, 2021 02:19
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That Australian report essentially confirming the conspiracy theory pieced together here is probably one of the more convincing things, if real etc
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Jul 2, 2021 02:19
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Inspector Hound posted:That Australian report essentially confirming the conspiracy theory pieced together here is probably one of the more convincing things, if real etc link
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Jul 2, 2021 02:20
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Bideo James posted:link Caught it a couple pages back Rah! posted:a declassified Australian military UFO report from 1971 and other files on UFOs were linked on reddit.
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Jul 2, 2021 02:21
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omg if they have alien tech they cant figure out after like so many years why dont just give it to elon to get it done now?!
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Jul 2, 2021 02:25
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Get the feeling this person would fit in here lol NUFORC posted:Occurred : 11/2/1998 19:00
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Jul 2, 2021 02:25
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pixie led out of your own drat home what a pitiful feeling
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Jul 2, 2021 02:29
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PokeJoe posted:Space aliens, coming from the hiveworld see humans and think "wow these guys would make a great protein source" and start boxing us up into to go bags before turning around and going home declaring that there's delicious life on planet earth we are all popplers on this glorious day 
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Jul 2, 2021 02:30
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The Saucer Hovers posted:pixie led out of your own drat home what a pitiful feeling I know you know it's a thing but it's described over and over in NUFORC to a degree that even surprised me. Even if it's "just" a psychological phenomenon or something akin to leaded gasoline driving people nuts something wild is going on
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Jul 2, 2021 02:34
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its the lead baby
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Jul 2, 2021 02:45
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I've heard that leaded gasoline is still a thing in parts of england, but they're all already insane freaks so I dunno if there's valuable data there
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Jul 2, 2021 02:51
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WEH posted:I know you know it's a thing but it's described over and over in NUFORC to a degree that even surprised me. Even if it's "just" a psychological phenomenon or something akin to leaded gasoline driving people nuts something wild is going on if the ppl who say free will doesnt exist are correct then it also follows that a suitable knowledge and toolset focused on a person could "compel" them to go outside or whatever for a probin it might also explain the dissonance ppl report like "i knew i should go inside but my body wasnt listening to me" the kind of control the various alphabet guys would happily do anything for lol
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Jul 2, 2021 02:52
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if NUFORC is any indication the only reason people look up in the UK is because they're outside smoking a cigarette, for exampleSleekly posted:if the ppl who say free will doesnt exist are correct then it also follows that a suitable knowledge and toolset focused on a person could "compel" them to go outside or whatever for a probin for sure
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Jul 2, 2021 02:54
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Wheeee posted:omg if they have alien tech they cant figure out after like so many years why dont just give it to elon to get it done now?! assuming you're referencing the Australian report, i read it as America having theories for possible UFO propulsion (electro-magnetism or gravity control), but were just winging it, trying to create flying saucers of their own...but not necessarily that they had actually captured alien craft and were reverse engineering them.
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Jul 2, 2021 03:01
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classic American swagger jackers
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Jul 2, 2021 03:08
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