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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

I like this one, it sounds like he's ordering at a restaurant. What'll it be? Oh, just Christ for me, thanks.

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

This is like the most direct and to the point of all the infowarrior cars in this thread.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Yaldabaoth posted:

I love the term Real America because taken at face value, the word real doesn't imply that it's better, just that it's what americans are really like.

Edit: I found an infowarrior truck on Reddit that's actually blessed



I love how the anti-truno truck is obviously a real work truck that actually gets used, instead of a pristine lifted billboard advertising the driver's physical inadequacies.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

All those millions of dollars and John McAfee only drove a mitsubishi?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

redgubbinz posted:

I love how the anti-truno truck is obviously a real work truck that actually gets used, instead of a pristine lifted billboard advertising the driver's physical inadequacies.

That's almost all you see here in Kenosha, WI. Pristine, absolutely gigantic American trucks with a guy wearing a golf shirt coming out of. Then a small, dirty Toyota truck with an actual tool chest in the back where you know the guy actually needs it.

Unless you are towing a 36' RV behind your truck.... you don't need it.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

All those millions of dollars and John McAfee only drove a mitsubishi?

no no no, John McAfee's car bumper sticker said "Will you poo poo in my mouth?"

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Holy poo poo that cowboys and Muslims car

gently caress these people are psychopaths

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

i dont know how to make sense of this

are they telling people they love coke/crack? but not to get high?

oh i just made out the narcotics anonymous logo nvm

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
Does this count
https://twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/1410393829820272645

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

gently caress you, I'm lactose intolerant. Biden wants to make me sick! I'm going to run to the presses with this!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DicktheCat posted:

gently caress you, I'm lactose intolerant. Biden wants to make me sick! I'm going to run to the presses with this!

Eat a rocket pop and knock off the malarkey, guy! C'mon!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Death Cult

Death Cult

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


wow, illegals are POURING IN and Biden is worried about ice cream!??!

yes it counts

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
This is a subgenre. accidental screed

one of these is probably intentional but most, I think, are not


















kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
oh my gosh those are funny

PENIS

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


OK if we're outside of northamerica, I have some:




("Baby Joker")

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:


:thunk:

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Ventral EggSac posted:

OK if we're outside of northamerica, I have some:


This one is great.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010




All I could think of when I saw that license plate.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Just want to say, this thread is so amazing. Thanks y'all.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Come on now, Jesus can't possibly be both a Transformer AND Jason Momoa as Aquaman

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Come on now, Jesus can't possibly be both a Transformer AND Jason Momoa as Aquaman

Buddy, do you not know what a Transformer is?

Obviously he transforms into Jason Momoa.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
What's his vehicle mode?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Bismuth posted:

What's his vehicle mode?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh0rpgnT2yY

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Don't get many of those in Vermont. They're usually more like

Tork Monkee 4 Life
Feb 4, 2009

Bismuth posted:

What's his vehicle mode?


A Christler

Luxrage
Jan 2, 2017

I have no idea what I'm doing!


The arrow in place of the rear wiper is a nice touch.

Caught this on a police bodycam video:


This one I used to see every week in town but it hasn't been around so much the last year or so. Owner was a real old guy who'd always be at IHOP on Saturday mornings:

Luxrage fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Jul 4, 2021

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Unkempt posted:

Don't get many of those in Vermont. They're usually more like



Can we just do this? I also want to hear about Bigfoot.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Luxrage posted:

Caught this on a police bodycam video:


ok this is the first one that actually got me thinking

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ralph Crammed In posted:

Can we just do this? I also want to hear about Bigfoot.

that guy is a government agent and just wants to trap all them bigfoots for himself an I don't plan on tellin him poo poo

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
InfoHOUSE:


these cars are definitely on the infocar spectrum:



actual infocar:

LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Jul 6, 2021

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

MOAR HOUSE


Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I actually an info car in the wild today but it was just a white car with "PSALM 91:1" in big black letters on the rear bumper.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Like part of this rules.

Digital Prophet
Apr 16, 2006

"..and then came the black crow, herald of doom, who foretold the coming of death."


Im very confused about the overall message of Infohouse.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Digital Prophet posted:

Im very confused about the overall message of Infohouse.

"I am suffering tremendously."

I really hope that person gets the help they need, more than any other in the thread.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

LifeSunDeath posted:


these cars are definitely on the infocar spectrum:



Must get a sticker with every doll/figurine you buy.

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Lemniscate Blue posted:

"I am suffering tremendously."

I really hope that person gets the help they need, more than any other in the thread.

It reads like the help they need is legal weed in their neighborhood

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