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Psycho Society posted:The 1966 military guidelines for reporting UFO sightings also includes lol at 60s military intelligence "What if those dastardly soviets walk across the artic circle???"
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Jul 3, 2021 01:18
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Google Butt posted:ike naruto running past the gates
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Jul 3, 2021 02:06
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even Ike’s dick wasn’t big enough to handle the truth
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Jul 3, 2021 02:09
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LBJ just showed the aliens his huge hog and they were impressed and for a while, things were good
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Jul 3, 2021 02:11
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:LBJ just showed the aliens his huge hog and they were impressed and for a while, things were good lol I was thinking of dropping the bomb and still not getting to see alien tech. although maybe we got napalm for a deal where aliens did an lbj photo shoot
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Jul 3, 2021 02:15
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the respectable aliens just buzz our primitive military for laughs, and maybe to encourage our science to advance faster by demonstrating what's possible and being vaguely threatening while doing so it's the sickos we're gonna have to watch out for
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Jul 3, 2021 02:19
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Jazerus posted:the respectable aliens just buzz our primitive military for laughs, and maybe to encourage our science to advance faster by demonstrating what's possible and being vaguely threatening while doing so PRANKED: we buried large hydocarbon deposits all around this primitive species' planet. you'll never believe what they did with them!
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Jul 3, 2021 02:22
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aren’t nuclear weapons literally the same reaction as how stars are powered? what would a more advanced weapon look like? I’m sure there has to be military research into that
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Jul 3, 2021 02:25
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Jul 3, 2021 02:28
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or 8th
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Jul 3, 2021 02:29
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Vomik posted:aren’t nuclear weapons literally the same reaction as how stars are powered? what would a more advanced weapon look like? I’m sure there has to be military research into that antimatter
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Jul 3, 2021 02:34
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PokeJoe posted:antimatter if we get antimatter and then only ever get bombs out of it i truly hope someone turns us into a protein bar
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Jul 3, 2021 02:37
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we'll get annihilation reactors too but no one will build them because of the waste
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Jul 3, 2021 02:38
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Vomik posted:aren’t nuclear weapons literally the same reaction as how stars are powered? what would a more advanced weapon look like? I’m sure there has to be military research into that yeah i mean it's still ultimately just heat, radiation, and kinetic force tho. i think if you're FTLing somehow you probably understand space-time on a level where you can weaponize that understanding and just shear things apart thru gravity or spatial expansion or something
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Jul 3, 2021 02:39
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I just remembered gamma ray bursts and america trying to make bombs of that
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Jul 3, 2021 02:40
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what if this universe is far far larger than we can know because the black hole at the center is so close to us we are beyond the event horizon and everyone else on the outside can’t see us but they have all the really cool space poo poo we should have but instead we are getting slowly sucked in to die alone. also like a hundred of our years is millions to them which is cool too
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Jul 3, 2021 02:43
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i’m thinking the budget office in the pentagon that got hit on 9/11 was investigating missing funds that were probably related to the black budget for UFO re-engineering
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Jul 3, 2021 02:46
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Vomik posted:what if this universe is far far larger than we can know because the black hole at the center is so close to us we are beyond the event horizon and everyone else on the outside can’t see us but they have all the really cool space poo poo we should have but instead we are getting slowly sucked in to die alone. also like a hundred of our years is millions to them which is cool too the universe is expanding in all directions, so this is kind of happening already
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Jul 3, 2021 02:48
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:LBJ just showed the aliens his huge hog and they were impressed and for a while, things were good the aliens are the ones that gave him the huge hog, in exchange for staying silent while they do their experiments
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Jul 3, 2021 02:55
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the war to end all wars is coming the fight for alien dick enlargement technology is upon us
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Jul 3, 2021 02:56
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Jazerus posted:it's the sickos we're gonna have to watch out for think about it... UFO sightings increased greatly after cspam was created nothing is a coincidence
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Jul 3, 2021 02:59
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hey aliens, do u like bofa
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Jul 3, 2021 02:59
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Rah! posted:think about it... bonghitz is an alien quoting all of the best cspam posts to mark them for reposting in space cspam
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Jul 3, 2021 03:00
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space cspam has the full piss tape btw
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Jul 3, 2021 03:01
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Vomik posted:aren’t nuclear weapons literally the same reaction as how stars are powered? what would a more advanced weapon look like? I’m sure there has to be military research into that one of the papers re: warp drives mentioned that the warp space could be configured so a portion is dedicated to energy storage using the Penrose process. the Penrose process can also be used to create what could accurately be called a "black hole bomb."
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Jul 3, 2021 03:05
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bird song https://soundcloud.com/integral-carp/ignis-fatuus
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Jul 3, 2021 03:31
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BIRDS, GIVE US EYES! https://youtu.be/NiboHWwr12M
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Jul 3, 2021 04:19
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Chris Lehto goes over the Aguadilla bird sighting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=001fbB5BMNw
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Jul 3, 2021 05:02
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who
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Jul 3, 2021 05:06
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he used to pilot man birds
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Jul 3, 2021 05:07
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Tekne posted:he used to pilot man birds who's really the pilot in this scenario??
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Jul 3, 2021 05:09
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PokeJoe posted:we'll get annihilation reactors too but no one will build them because of the waste theyll put them in africa or antarctica
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Jul 3, 2021 05:13
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I'm not a cultist
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Jul 3, 2021 05:56
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he's a former airforce pilot who debunked one of mick wests debunking videos and then mick west debunked his debunking of the debunking and then chris debunked micks debunking of his debunking of his debunking etc
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Jul 3, 2021 06:00
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Inspector Hound posted:I'm not a cultist It's a fun joke that will absolutely backfire because no one reads the whole thread at this point and I cannot blame them unless they've posted in here long enough to know better
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Jul 3, 2021 06:02
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Rah! posted:these fish have a big rear end brain and they communicate with each other with electrical impulses. and scientists just learned that they have complex speech patterns, similar to some birds or humans. the earth is gassed and the aliens are here spraying us with poo poo, I think we can afford to play around a little. We should CRISPR these fish and give them opposable thumbs and see what happens, might be worth it
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Jul 3, 2021 06:31
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imagine being so scared that you have to be mick west i feel sorry for the 10 year old who wets his bed at the thought of aliens. somethings broken inside there 10 year old me was all about getting abducted and seeing the galaxy and saucers and bigfoot and poo poo. being scared to death of all that poo poo is profoundly sad
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Jul 3, 2021 06:41
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fanfic insert posted:the earth is gassed and the aliens are here spraying us with poo poo, I think we can afford to play around a little. We should CRISPR these fish and give them opposable thumbs and see what happens, might be worth it If we do some type of end-permian situation to ourselves the least we can do is create some mutants that might be able to survive the hellworld we created
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Jul 3, 2021 07:03
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we may be living an extremely narrow window of time, dominated by rigid post-enlightenment liberal scientism, during which alien contact would break minds
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Jul 3, 2021 08:00
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Wheeee posted:we may be living an extremely narrow window of time, dominated by rigid post-enlightenment liberal scientism, during which alien contact would break minds alien darwinism cant make an omlette without breaking some eggs oh birds lay those poo poo
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Jul 3, 2021 08:05
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