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bleeding kansas posted:i kinda wish theyd give it a rest, like the one dude i still talk with pretty regularly from high school has bought high on gamestop dogecoin and silver. i can tell when hes going to do something stupid because hell go on a facebook posting spree about whatever dumbshit research he did like regular "buy vanguard target retirement 2060" advice is boring and difficult to explain if someone wants to invest. nobody wants to hear about equity or bond allocations or the efficient frontier the thing i hate most about crypto though is that it functions on casino rules. like the market closes at 1PM PST for me, and i dont have to worry about investments or my job or anything on weekends and holidays. crypto is straight up slot machine kinda poo poo where the casino never closes and the ceiling and the floors have the same pattern to keep you confused. but at least with a slot machine you cant lose money if you fall asleep in the seat, so crypto is worse than gambling in that way Man Musk posted:employee side hustle was a building block of the british east india company 🙊 without states all that are left are profit centers and security guards every historical account ive read has basically been "if you can survive malaria you can print money" when it comes to british colonial poo poo from the victorian era
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cumshitter posted:every historical account ive read has basically been "if you can survive malaria you can print money" when it comes to british colonial poo poo from the victorian era tldr; British East India agents were given a long leash given the 6-10 month communication lag between HQ and themselves, so they ended up whiling those hours cutting side deals with local powerbrokers that gradually aligned their financial interests together which made later annexation easier
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america being fifty UNITED STATES! is held together by the dumbest people in the world performatively signing forms. it is a very good (best in the world) system.
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thta tweet reminds me of when rudy was doing his legal tour of the united states in the aftermath of the election and the governor or some sitting congressman or whatever got a call with the "hail to the chief" ringtone and he silenced it just the ultimate snub to trump: being sent to voicemail on live television
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T*** must be receiving a life-saving amount of iodine from his McDonalds (R) Fish Filet (TM) twice daily meal
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like i dont know a lot about british victorian poo poo but the first flashman book, and the series is written by a british PhD in history so he does his research, is how the british got their asses handed to them when they left afghanistan and the entire time i was like "yeah gently caress them" i have a loose grasp on world history but it seems like one of hte markers of becoming the premiere power in the world is to invade afghanistan and see how high you can run up the score before you get kicked out. like, afghanistan is the quarter eating arcade machine of world politics for your military
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my favorite thing that i learned from the book i read, Victorian America, was how the toilets worked before plumbing was widespread your toilet would just empty out beneath your home and then youd pull a crank above your toilet to drop dirt on it. people didnt understand it at the time but covering poo poo and piss with dirt lets anaerobic bacteria break them down faster so once in a while youd go outside the house and fill more loose dirt into your dirt dispenser above the toilet and once a week youd carry the lovely dirt to the night soil repository on your block also i kind of wish i had the chance to try out an automat restaurant just for the novelty of it. sorry im rambling this is great poo poo i found
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Everybody's too drunk or high. Can't reboot the servers or whatever https://twitter.com/kevincollier/status/1411076401147568136
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Bethamphetamine posted:Everybody's too drunk or high. Can't reboot the servers or whatever lol that owns
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:i said no
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cumshitter posted:my favorite thing that i learned from the book i read, Victorian America, was how the toilets worked before plumbing was widespread I like how in the Discworld series of books there's a character who basically made a fortune emptying piss pots poo poo buckets and selling the contents to all the manufacturing centers in the city. Anything he couldn't sell he put in gigantic heaps and made compost and sold that
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Bethamphetamine posted:Everybody's too drunk or high. Can't reboot the servers or whatever 
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Bethamphetamine posted:Everybody's too drunk or high. Can't reboot the servers or whatever I know there's a lot of computer touchers here so it's preaching to the choir but the end user of any IT system is super dumb and will absolutely click on any dumb link they receive without checking who its from or what
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Lol hell yeah are u sure that isn't the urinal
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cumshitter posted:my favorite thing that i learned from the book i read, Victorian America, was how the toilets worked before plumbing was widespread lol congrats on the find mr shitter. never had the chance to try business powder myself. i also wanna try an automat. i appreciate a good cafeteria, and they seem adjacent.
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cumshitter posted:also i kind of wish i had the chance to try out an automat restaurant just for the novelty of it. sorry im rambling this is great poo poo i found There was a weird techy one in the Topanga mall until like 2019.
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LegoMan posted:I like how in the Discworld series of books there's a character who basically made a fortune emptying piss pots poo poo buckets and selling the contents to all the manufacturing centers in the city. Anything he couldn't sell he put in gigantic heaps and made compost and sold that 100% based on fact. when you had a place like the chicago stockyards or any other large industrial place where it was the industrial disection of bodies there will be side businesses that pop up around it that specialize in the bones, blood, waste, etc. like the part of The Jungle where Jurgis works in the manure factory and all the bosses give him is a sponge to hold in his mouth while dried poo poo is whipped up in the wind around him is factual fun fact: one of the lunchrooms in the chicago stockyards was also a bathroom. like you could literally take a poo poo and then walk 10 feet to resume eating your sandwich. 1800's to early 1900's capitalism was vile there is a fun dollop episode a few months back about how Big Turd ran city hall and how one guy with a two block long giant pile of rotting cow poo poo corrupted the 1880's NYC legal system into letting him stink up the entire city during the summers. the guy had so much power that when a new DA decided to take on BIg Turd he was able to call in enough favors to get him fired
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fun fact: ammonia was discovered by alchemists cooking their own piss in the search for immortality and the philosopher's stone. i pointed this out to rowling and thats why i gave her a hard pass on her first book, but hey i was wrong
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Who are these teams of Emotional Support Dogs that travel around to tragedies all across the nation just to get photo ops for their social media, and also how can I invite them to my place? I'll smoke some chickens and brisket, and we can hot box in my 2002 Hyundai Sonata that needs a little bit of work. idk...It just seems like these dogs have better things to do than put up with your tragic life story while you paw at them. I bet they'd rather eat delicious meat and get high.
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cumshitter posted:100% based on fact. when you had a place like the chicago stockyards or any other large industrial place where it was the industrial disection of bodies there will be side businesses that pop up around it that specialize in the bones, blood, waste, etc. like the part of The Jungle where Jurgis works in the manure factory and all the bosses give him is a sponge to hold in his mouth while dried poo poo is whipped up in the wind around him is factual this whole time i've thought that you had a major in cum and a minor in making GBS threads but i guess i got it backwards. explains the dog turd thing too
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Rubellavator posted:this whole time i've thought that you had a major in cum and a minor in making GBS threads but i guess i got it backwards. explains the dog turd thing too im working toward a master's in the ~business arts~ in financial planning, but only schnorkles can explain his *gestures mafiosoishly* ... thing he has. i dont like to bring it up, he's a dear friend to me. someday we will find the person who spread these vicious truths about him and bring them to justice
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Lol hell yeah disco elysium 2 looking weird
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Pamela Springstein posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/c1tr1c/status/1411081131450056708 I take it humanity rediscovered Greek fire? mornin' 
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Imagine writing a plotline where people are outraged at the plight of the poor. technically the republicans believe they don’t suffer enough so consider them
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So my wife uses her credit card to buy poo poo for a business, a lot of poo poo that gets resold or used up and they gave her an invite to a fancy bespoke restaurant where they had a bartender that wheeled out a cart full of fancy bar poo poo and made fancy drinks for you using the douchey things they talk about in the food forum. That is my bar story thanks for the natty ice.
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Man Musk posted:there are absolutely some hologram blackjack and craps dealers in las vegas in 2021, and it's just a bunch of people pressing buttons on a tablet... feeling it for the dealer profession They spelled cum wrong.
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Zisky posted:I went to Applebee's once Hey remember Bennigans? My friends and I used to go there every week for bar trivia and all the other teams were garbage so we cleaned up every week in gift cards. We were ordering Appetizers and steaks every week
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More like Charlie Jerk
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