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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


His bio is amazing, but the book descriptions are also worth a look.

quote:

This is the most erotic scifi horror novel you will ever read in your entire life.

...

vampires who can drain peoples' genders

...

At over 2000 pages and 620,000 words long, this is the longest novel you will ever read in your life. ... It is also the largest erotic novel you will ever own. ... It is the most twisted erotic horror novel you will ever read in your entire life. Be prepared to be aroused and ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED!

quote:

Women have three reproductive chambers, and men have fifteen inch organs of reproduction with expressive faces on them. Two men and two women are required to make a baby, and women have holes in the backs of their heads for receiving another kind of love.

This story shows how the competition to reproduce shapes an alien culture. There is explicit language and situations. At 253,000 words, it will provide hours of entertainment.

quote:

This is a dark fantasy/horror novel. It is a character study of wicked people. It is not a story about a sensitive girl who loves her unicorn. This book has vivid love scenes, sensual torture, and bondage. Prude, snowflakes, and the politically correct will ignore this warning in search of outrage, but normal people should enjoy it.

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Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Tiggum posted:

His bio is amazing, but the book descriptions are also worth a look.

This guy is the manifestation of 4chan, ye gods.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The ultimate chad move, cucking hitler.

That needs to be a new history channel show as the sequel to finding hitler. We found him, now we're going to seduce his wife.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
I really want to know how vampires steal people's genders, but not enough to read a two thousand page novel.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

They raid your wardrobe and cosmetics stash.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

Cleretic posted:

I really want to know how vampires steal people's genders, but not enough to read a two thousand page novel.

My best guess is, they lower the number of reproductive chambers/size of the expressively faced organs of reproduction?

Although vampires making everybody agender as part of a conspiracy to do away with the gender binary sounds pretty great. It's probably part of gay space communism too, after all, if there are no more genders, everybody is gay!

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Cleretic posted:

I really want to know how vampires steal people's genders, but not enough to read a two thousand page novel.

What if it was a series of novels?

"Humanity is in decline, ravaged by insanity, natural disasters, conflict, disease and infertility. A mysterious new race has risen from the ghettos and ruins of the decaying, dying cities. The young are evolving into a new species, which is stronger, sharper and more beautiful than their forerunners. Androgynous beings, they transcend gender and race. They possess skin psychic abilities and the means, through a process called inception, to transform humans into creatures like themselves. But they are wild in their rebirth and must strive to overcome all that is human within them in order to create society anew. They are the Wraeththu."

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

The Saddest Rhino posted:

His fictionKin is Hitler 's daughter

You could devote a whole section of Wattpad just to 'my self-insert is [infamous Nazi's kid], separate from the other WWII fics.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Idiots on Social Media: "Hello," he said, in fluent German.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Olympics: What if we were extra racist to black athletes this year and also killed a bunch of Japanese people for good measure?

Washed country star: too woke for me

https://twitter.com/Travistritt/status/1410756945603088386?s=19

Anybody know what he could possibly be mad about? All the chuds in his replies are agreeing about nonspecific wokeness.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Henchman of Santa posted:

Olympics: What if we were extra racist to black athletes this year and also killed a bunch of Japanese people for good measure?

Washed country star: too woke for me

https://twitter.com/Travistritt/status/1410756945603088386?s=19

Anybody know what he could possibly be mad about? All the chuds in his replies are agreeing about nonspecific wokeness.

One of the replies mentioned the national anthem, maybe the athletes weren't singing properly, from the diaphragm?

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Maybe the transgender weightlifter from NZ

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Henchman of Santa posted:

Olympics: What if we were extra racist to black athletes this year and also killed a bunch of Japanese people for good measure?

Washed country star: too woke for me

https://twitter.com/Travistritt/status/1410756945603088386?s=19

Anybody know what he could possibly be mad about? All the chuds in his replies are agreeing about nonspecific wokeness.

https://twitter.com/MzBerryThrows/status/1409213201967849480

Gwen Berry, a hammer thrower, turned away from the flag while the anthem was playing during the trials

quote:

"They can feel how they feel, but I'm extremely American because I'll fight for people here, because we've endured it here," she added. "People are still capitalizing off of our unpaid labor force, more than 400 years [...] so how can they be mad at me for standing up for my people?"

When asked if she would one day stand up for the flag or the national anthem, she said, "Of course [...] until these issues are fixed, until these communities are supported, and until America takes full accountability for the things that Blacks have to face here.

"America is the greatest country in the world. We are capable of fixing these issues. I am tired of talking about them. I won't do it anymore."

Piell has a new favorite as of 17:00 on Jul 3, 2021

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





Americans love their flag way too much.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

lobsterminator posted:

Americans love their flag way too much.

I mean it’s been a US policy since the 50s to make us that way

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Those commies are making people worship the state like a religion? Why the gently caress didn't we think of that?

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

This past year I was in a class that dealt with a lot of literature around the American dream, and I got to witness a classmate who had been born in California (iirc) but had lived in Canada for the past ten years or so have a sudden epiphany and then minor crisis in class about the pledge of allegiance.

Nice guy, but I think it kind of hit him all at once and he just went "oh no" and rambled a bit at us all for a few minutes.

Edit, no wait, I'm mixing up classes. It all blends together when it's from home. This was the class on Nazi Germany literature. He suddenly saw parallels and it freaked him out a bit.

RoboRodent has a new favorite as of 17:36 on Jul 3, 2021

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I stopped saying the pledge in like third grade and stopped standing for it in sixth. Got sent to the principles office once by a sub over it in high school, principal laughed and sent me back to class.

If this had been post Kaepernick I probably would have taken a knee.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Saying a loyalty oath to the state every morning at school is some YA dystopian novel bullshit. It is so hosed up that we make any kid say the Pledge of Allegiance, let alone ones too young to even understand the words in the Pledge.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Hitler was married to Eva Braun for about a day and their entire married life was spent in a bunker and ended in double suicide

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Scratch Monkey posted:

Hitler was married to Eva Braun for about a day and their entire married life was spent in a bunker and ended in double suicide

Are you claiming this book about cucking Adolph Hitler was shoddily researched?

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Scratch Monkey posted:

Hitler was married to Eva Braun for about a day and their entire married life was spent in a bunker and ended in double suicide

I don't know what your parents told you, but you can have sex with people without marrying them.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Pththya-lyi posted:

I don't know what your parents told you, but you can have sex with people without marrying them.

I think they're referencing the "I hosed Hitler's Wife" book, not the "What about Hitler's Daughter" book.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Pththya-lyi posted:

I don't know what your parents told you, but you can have sex with people without marrying them.

That's what your mom told me, actually

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
gently caress, now I'm thinking about what it would be like if you were Adolph Hitler's illegitimate child. Do you just try and keep that hidden constantly, or do you occasionally pull it out as the ultimate "Oh, you think your parents are the loving worst, let me tell you about mine" trump card.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Skwirl posted:

Every one I've looked at was like 60% airport thriller (not thrillers set in an airport, thrillers you buy at an airport because you're about to be stuck in one place for 4 hours and not have television or internet).

They will often have a copy of The Secret too.

I found a copy of my first book in one a few blocks from my house. I was excited until it dawned on my the book was like two weeks out from release. I wrote a cruddy book.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

flavor.flv posted:

That's what your mom told me, actually

That's without *loving* someone

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


theironjef posted:

I found a copy of my first book in one a few blocks from my house. I was excited until it dawned on my the book was like two weeks out from release. I wrote a cruddy book.

It was a real page-turner and they wanted to share it with the community! :unsmith:

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Skwirl posted:

gently caress, now I'm thinking about what it would be like if you were Adolph Hitler's illegitimate child. Do you just try and keep that hidden constantly, or do you occasionally pull it out as the ultimate "Oh, you think your parents are the loving worst, let me tell you about mine" trump card.

Well if Mossulini's grand kids are a sign, your doubling the gently caress down on National Socialism.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Skwirl posted:

gently caress, now I'm thinking about what it would be like if you were Adolph Hitler's illegitimate child. Do you just try and keep that hidden constantly, or do you occasionally pull it out as the ultimate "Oh, you think your parents are the loving worst, let me tell you about mine" trump card.

I mean, didn't Hitler's nephew join the army so he could kill Hitler?

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

BigRed0427 posted:

Well if Mossulini's grand kids are a sign, your doubling the gently caress down on National Socialism.

Maybe the fascism skips a generation.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Skwirl posted:

gently caress, now I'm thinking about what it would be like if you were Adolph Hitler's illegitimate child. Do you just try and keep that hidden constantly, or do you occasionally pull it out as the ultimate "Oh, you think your parents are the loving worst, let me tell you about mine" trump card.

Iirc the entire lineage of Hitler (nephews/nieces/half siblings or whatever) made a decision as a family to Not Have Kids Anymore because that’s a pretty hosed up legacy to have.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

RoboRodent posted:

This past year I was in a class that dealt with a lot of literature around the American dream, and I got to witness a classmate who had been born in California (iirc) but had lived in Canada for the past ten years or so have a sudden epiphany and then minor crisis in class about the pledge of allegiance.

Nice guy, but I think it kind of hit him all at once and he just went "oh no" and rambled a bit at us all for a few minutes.

Edit, no wait, I'm mixing up classes. It all blends together when it's from home. This was the class on Nazi Germany literature. He suddenly saw parallels and it freaked him out a bit.

If I may ask, what did this person do/say once those gears started turning?

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
The Canadian national anthem has some pretty hosed messaging too, from claiming it is our "home and native land" or the French version saying Canada knows how to hold a sword and and a cross and has a history of brilliant deeds. Maybe we should just do the instrumental for a while.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Push El Burrito posted:

I mean, didn't Hitler's nephew join the army so he could kill Hitler?

Navy, but still.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Skwirl posted:

gently caress, now I'm thinking about what it would be like if you were Adolph Hitler's illegitimate child. Do you just try and keep that hidden constantly, or do you occasionally pull it out as the ultimate "Oh, you think your parents are the loving worst, let me tell you about mine" trump card.

-parents were both charles manson (long story)

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Loling at "Heidi Hitler"

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Mak0rz posted:

If I may ask, what did this person do/say once those gears started turning?

I recall "I never thought about it when I was a kid, but that's... really messed up, isn't it? That's brainwashing?"

And yeah, I'm not going to claim Canada is a perfect country, not when we're finally, finally excavating the bodies of children from mass and/or unmarked graves at residential schools and publicly admitting that this happened, but so many people are more concerned with how unacceptable it was to be asked to keep their Canada Day celebration low-key when we're talking about a genocide that in many ways is still happening in quieter, more insidious ways.

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Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Pththya-lyi posted:

Saying a loyalty oath to the state every morning at school is some YA dystopian novel bullshit. It is so hosed up that we make any kid say the Pledge of Allegiance, let alone ones too young to even understand the words in the Pledge.

It messes with me a bit that Americans seem to sing the national anthem before all major sporting event, even ones not featuring the national team. That just seems really weird.

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