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Log082 posted:lol at 60s military intelligence Admittedly the Soviets had a ton of Antarctic missions.
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Jul 3, 2021 08:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAfTY7NuceQ Also, I didn't realise how important and potentially bird-adjacent von Neumann was. wikipedia posted:During World War II, von Neumann worked on the Manhattan Project with theoretical physicist Edward Teller, mathematician Stanislaw Ulam and others, problem-solving key steps in the nuclear physics involved in thermonuclear reactions and the hydrogen bomb. He developed the mathematical models behind the explosive lenses used in the implosion-type nuclear weapon and coined the term "kiloton" (of TNT) as a measure of the explosive force generated.
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Jul 3, 2021 09:15
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Sleekly posted:imagine being so scared that you have to be mick west What makes you think, if you get abducted, that they'll show you anything but the inside of the probeatorium? I mean sure, If you get one of the vomit gel and sexy cat lady abductions, great. But what if you get one of the fire in the sky, needles in the eye, covered in gross brown gel types? not so fun.
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Jul 3, 2021 10:23
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I’m really good at talking to people so I think I could easily talk myself into a grand tour. just like “wow great eye needle guys. what else you got in here” and they’ll be like “heh. I like you kid”
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Jul 3, 2021 10:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKoEIIH-_is
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Jul 3, 2021 10:59
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Butternubs posted:What makes you think, if you get abducted, that they'll show you anything but the inside of the probeatorium? hell of an adventure either way edit: plus the certain knowledge. it might make you homeless if you spout off about it too much but assuming you survive itd certainly be something to live with Sleekly has issued a correction as of 11:33 on Jul 3, 2021 |
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Jul 3, 2021 11:30
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https://gruze.org/galaxymap/10pc/ zoomable map of the nearest stars (ten parsecs). stars with planets have green circles around them. sadly Zeta Reticuli (grey homeworld) is 12 parsecs away, but it's still interesting!
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Jul 3, 2021 14:42
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it’s aliens. wrap it up birdailures
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Jul 3, 2021 16:35
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[sweaty john ballmer developer thing but i just keep chanting UAPS UAPS UAPS UAPS
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Jul 3, 2021 16:48
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If humans ever developed an interstellar abduction program every abductee would be given a hot slice of pizza
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Jul 3, 2021 17:06
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The Protagonist posted:If humans ever developed an interstellar abduction program every abductee would be given a hot slice of pizza you'd hope so; they'd deserve it after the probing
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Jul 3, 2021 18:09
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The nordics give you Ikea meatballs. The grays just have cubes of nougat.
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Jul 3, 2021 18:18
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:The nordics give you Ikea meatballs. The grays just have
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Jul 3, 2021 18:22
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everyone knows this is what greys eat + what they offer u on their orb ships the yellow ones are the best
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Jul 3, 2021 18:31
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those are toy shapes for the children and cannot be eaten under space safety protocol
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Jul 3, 2021 18:49
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blatman posted:everyone knows this is what greys eat + what they offer u on their orb ships sg1 really does own
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Jul 3, 2021 18:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOP-FQLf0Cs D:
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Jul 3, 2021 18:55
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but they do drink the cherry 7-UP hybrid babies are suspended in when theyre finished maybe waste a few hours with the 1992 made for TV adaptation of budd hopkins "Intruders" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QRBZqDJ40A The Saucer Hovers has issued a correction as of 19:02 on Jul 3, 2021 |
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Jul 3, 2021 18:56
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The Protagonist posted:If humans ever developed an interstellar abduction program every abductee would be given a hot slice of pizza the alien abductions aren't the result of a "program". it's just that most of the aliens hiding out on earth are intergalactic sex offenders
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Jul 3, 2021 18:58
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A MIRACLE posted:when I was a kid I read journey to the ants by Edward o Wilson the worlds foremost myrmecologist. he went into great detail about the ur-ant which was one of our earliest discovered examples of hymenoptera. it looked like an ant basically I wonder if this work inspired Phase IV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcs3_b3VXSU
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Jul 3, 2021 19:01
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its not a concentrated effort on the aliens part they just love kidnapping for some dumb evolutionary reason
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Jul 3, 2021 19:01
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Humans love tranquilizing and tagging macrofauna
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Jul 3, 2021 19:08
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budd hopkins, one of the many cia funded abstract "artists", made his name on the UFO circuit by amateur hypnotizing and credulously believing (or you know) abductees. he interacted with hundreds of them but chose to (or you know) put several women with grotesque stories front and center allowing them to define the alien abduction narrative for more than a decade. their stories, which included disappearing fetuses, G-Men telling stories about alien politics out of school, and abduction from the Brooklyn bride witnessed by a UN diplomat and much more (all thoroughly debunked and not just skeptically dismissed) are the exact loving schlock you might expect simple, uneducated, bored housewives (or you know) to come up with and manage to discredit the entire thing
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Jul 3, 2021 19:08
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Jazerus posted:president bird, our people yearn for freedom
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Jul 3, 2021 19:19
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scrolling through some long dead japanese ufo website's directory via the wayback machine     they also collected a few "x-files" where the witnesses describe UFOs doing zig-zags 
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Jul 3, 2021 20:32
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The aliens did not do 9/11 because George W. Bush did 9/11.
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Jul 3, 2021 20:36
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to be fair the 9/11 stuff is from like a month after it happened
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Jul 3, 2021 20:38
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Nichael posted:The aliens did not do 9/11 because George W. Bush did 9/11. Or, maybe George W Bush and aliens did 9/11
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Jul 3, 2021 20:44
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Bush paid the aliens with oil rights to the vast oceans of dino juice on the planet to get them to do 9/11 and now they're increasingly flying all over trying to find the oil where's all the loving oil
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Jul 3, 2021 21:12
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do we know the origins of george bush
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Jul 3, 2021 21:15
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dubya and jeb! are first generation hybrids made from their cia boss dad which is why they came out all hosed up, the process wasn't perfected until obama
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Jul 3, 2021 21:21
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noted polls man Sam Wang was apparently convinced ufos need research https://twitter.com/SamWangPhD/status/1410739166766272516
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Jul 3, 2021 21:22
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Google Butt posted:do we know the origins of george bush Where's the birth certificate George?!?! Texas = Lone STAR State George WALKER bush. Oil is made from dead lizards. It's all coming together
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Jul 3, 2021 21:36
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most normal people don't have the mental bandwidth to pay attention to this poo poo on top of their daily lives, which is fair especially considering the history of this topic anyone who's recently engaged with this topic and disregards it as birds and balloons however, they're either legit low intelligence or have some powerful cognitive blocks against challenging information set up in their rigid little minds we're in a state of having extraordinary claims being made by many credible sources including official US government confirmation that the reports are both accurate and backed by good evidence, but no access to this evidence. completely ignoring the possibility of non-human technology there's still a major psyop directed internationally that is obfuscating something important, whether that be breakthrough US technology in propulsion/EW/stealth, US drones spying in other nations' sensitive airspace all over the globe, and myriad other possibilities including this all being the public facing portion of a secret surveillance cold war with China, who fuckin knows if you ain't got time for this poo poo fair enough, but fuckin lol at the readers thinking they've got this figured out as obviously absolutely nothing because aliens are impossible to their misunderstanding of undergrad physics
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Jul 3, 2021 21:42
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if youre a thread regular and have not seen season three of twin peaks get on it
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Jul 3, 2021 21:51
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I was hoping we'd be getting a deluge of leaks/reports from other countries after the report but I guess the global powers are committed to a slow-rear end rollout
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Jul 3, 2021 21:54
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George fastWalker Bush
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Jul 3, 2021 22:02
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cw: bird on bird violenceNUFORC posted:This happened while I was driving downt he street. I saw a bird flying along about 50 feet above the ground. It was just flying swiftly threw the wind....then BAM..it stoped dead flight......Like it hit a wall...I asure you that their was nothing in the way that could disrupt my view...and then fell and hit the road.
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Jul 3, 2021 22:02
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I was hoping we'd be getting a deluge of leaks/reports from other countries after the report but I guess the global powers are committed to a slow-rear end rollout Shows how useless govt powers are, they're just gonna continue to sit on all the info and videos for no good reason. TOP SECRET is just the paradigm, and I bet no one actually knows why they are not releasing more, other than it's just the way it's done. The govt thinks they have the world's top scientists working on this stuff, but they dont. Releasing it can only do good imho
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Jul 3, 2021 22:02
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turns out earth is abnormal in its amount of extinction events and the aliens are flabbergasted at the amount of oil and coal but bush misunderstood it as them wanting to buy some so he preemptively did 9/11 and iraq but now theyre back and just spraying poo poo in the air to help with pollution
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Jul 3, 2021 22:56
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