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the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Grey Fox posted:

it's so Biden can sign his name and call dibs on the MILFs

Too old. He's cruising for GDILFs Grand Daughters...

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Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER




Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

the_steve posted:

Too old. He's cruising for GDILFs Grand Daughters...

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


:chloe:

Shen Long
May 29, 2021

by Athanatos

Joe Biden best president

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

sexpig by night posted:

Not an expert, but wanted to know about these so googled.

Anti-depressants would make you calmer, possibly more focused. Useful for events like archery or shooting.
phenylephrine or pseudoephedrine are amphetamine stimulants. So methhead power.
Caffeine gives you better reaction times if you are not chugging it every day. Massive advantage in short races like the 100m where it matters
There are various asthma meds, some widen the branches of the lungs so you can get more oxygen into your blood. An obvious advantage.
Blood pressure medication increases circulation and slows down heart rate, so oxygen can get around more quicker and you tire out less. Again, an obvious advantage.
Not sure if they mean Estrogen itself or Estrogen blockers. These are banned as it affects metabolic processes. Can't find anything direct on it on google.
Antacids are banned as I think they can mask other doping methods, messes up your urine. Could be wrong.
Basically anything that makes you relaxed or alert is a no no, depending on the actual sport event.

Snake, pop a xanny bar and deal with that sniper!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
me, downing my bottle of Wellbutrin before the big olympic shooting finals: yea, im ready to play with a gun now

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
it's so loving good that the dumb thread originally fully agreed that lady's suspension is horse poo poo, but then grandpa joe said 'rules are rules' so now you've got freaks all 'I googled what's in blood pressure medication and now know anyone with blood pressure issues must be banned from sports'

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

sexpig by night posted:

me, downing my bottle of Wellbutrin before the big olympic shooting finals: yea, im ready to play with a gun now

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

sexpig by night posted:

it's so loving good that the dumb thread originally fully agreed that lady's suspension is horse poo poo, but then grandpa joe said 'rules are rules' so now you've got freaks all 'I googled what's in blood pressure medication and now know anyone with blood pressure issues must be banned from sports'

gently caress, i was talking to my dad about this yesterday and i was saying how it was bullshit and he goes "well i get it, but the rules are the rules you know" which struck me as really odd since he's smoked a bunch of weed in his life, but i guess it was just more MSNBC brain poisoning. great.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

So has anybody else checked out Obama's We The People project that just dropped on Netflix?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLomtcM4-j4

This is some of the worst poo poo I've ever seen in my life. Lin-Manuel Miranda performs in Three Branches of Government and it's worse than anything in Hamilton.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

gently caress, trigger warning that poo poo

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
For someone I had never heard of until whenever the play Hamilton sharted onto the scene, LMM is quickly moving up my list of people I wish were not alive.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Excelzior posted:

gently caress, trigger warning that poo poo


Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Obama's [...] Lin-Manuel Miranda performs

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Excelzior posted:

gently caress, trigger warning that poo poo

Check 1
Check 2
Check 2
Check 3

Yeah I'll check you
If you check me

Check 1
Check 2
Check 2
Check 3

Checks & Balances

2 HOUSES
The Senate
& the House of Representatives

100 of us
435 of us

:suicide:

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


:hmmyes: in retrospect I have no one to blame but myself

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013


lmao

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003



Good ol' Al Franken framing it like Cosby was found innocent by some new evidence or something and not an absurd judicial ruling.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

i want to see a joe vs kamala vs franken 2024 primary

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Just noticed Al is interviewing two rapists there nice

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008



this pic horrifies me every time i see it

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

lol im spitting blood out my eyes now thanks good morning

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I'm hoping that, much like Thomas Jefferson, Cosby isn't really there.

Its Chocolate
Dec 21, 2019
got drunk last night for the 4th of July white trash opener and ranted to my friends about how stupid prison/police abolition is

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Check 1
Check 2
Check 2
Check 3

Yeah I'll check you
If you check me

Check 1
Check 2
Check 2
Check 3

Checks & Balances

2 HOUSES
The Senate
& the House of Representatives

100 of us
435 of us

:suicide:
I'm going to believe these are the real lyrics

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

crepeface posted:

I'm going to believe these are the real lyrics
My brain refuses to interpret them as satire or sincere, they occupy some superposition of succ, a succerposition, if you will. :stonklol:

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/michaelharriot/status/1411569418904145921

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Probably Magic posted:

I'm hoping that, much like Thomas Jefferson, Cosby isn't really there.

it's a photoshop

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Check 1
Check 2
Check 2
Check 3

Yeah I'll check you
If you check me

Check 1
Check 2
Check 2
Check 3

Checks & Balances

2 HOUSES
The Senate
& the House of Representatives

100 of us
435 of us

:suicide:

instinctively interpreted these as lyrics for the first cardcaptorsakura theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YBDo5S8soo

cant tell if thats better or worse

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

That's just the first 20 seconds of a 5 minute song

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Some Guy TT posted:

instinctively interpreted these as lyrics for the first cardcaptorsakura theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YBDo5S8soo

cant tell if thats better or worse

that is an incredibly long intro song for a tv show lol

ColonelMuttonchops
Feb 18, 2011



Young Orc

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

So has anybody else checked out Obama's We The People project that just dropped on Netflix?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLomtcM4-j4

This is some of the worst poo poo I've ever seen in my life. Lin-Manuel Miranda performs in Three Branches of Government and it's worse than anything in Hamilton.

I like how several of those are just done with corporate art.

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


Tubgoat posted:

Baffling number of :ohno: flags aside, did they speakwrite 'pygmy'? Or is this a Ricky situation?



Frig off, k-hive

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

that was just my first search hit this is what it actually looked like before the show started

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDezQD57h-g

catch me catch me sounds like check one check two in my head somehow

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
if I ever made a TV show I'd have like a 7 minute theme song

people would hate it it would own

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

spacemang_spliff posted:

if I ever made a TV show I'd have like a 7 minute theme song

people would hate it it would own

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


spacemang_spliff posted:

if I ever made a TV show I'd have like a 7 minute theme song

people would hate it it would own

The longer your opening and ending the less you have to animate. Even better if you add in a recap of the last episode. I think One Piece is like seven minutes long per episode lol.

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Eggplant Squire posted:

The longer your opening and ending the less you have to animate. Even better if you add in a recap of the last episode. I think One Piece is like seven minutes long per episode lol.

i meant like a live action sit com but that's still a great idea

so we'll toss in a 5 minute recap of the last episode before the 7 minute intro

also laugh tracks but like used very inconsistently

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