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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

https://i.imgur.com/tYNjAL3.mp4

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I always prefer my cocks unspatched

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Men: "Why won't my wife give me blowjobs?"

Also men:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





I'm sorry little guy

I'm sorry I straight up roasted your ding ding

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
From the OSHA thread (wait for it)

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/77dPjLM.gifv

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Palm and olives torture.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
These zinc advertisements are getting more and more esoteric

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

monolithburger posted:

From the OSHA thread (wait for it)
GTOatse

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/fCEuClr.mp4
I think we’ve all had days like this.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/thomdunn/status/1410952522328641538

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Temperature level: frenulum

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Someone in one of the big weather threads has an animated version of this as their avatar.

And it is magnificent - but definitely not work safe.

EDIT: link to their profile

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 15:03 on Jul 3, 2021

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



Gotta watch out for that heat stroke

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Fun fact: that's literally called an Assspinefish.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

https://i.imgur.com/jarYkSp.mp4

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like



Get your mind out of the gutter this is plainly a scungle attached to a nutte sac

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

owl_pellet posted:

Get your mind out of the gutter this is plainly a scungle attached to a nutte sac

Uh, owl. You're gonna want to turn on your monitor

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Milo and POTUS posted:

Uh, owl. You're gonna want to turn on your monitor

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


Keep fuckin' that lizard I guess.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/EU4fk5Q.mp4
When you extra constipated.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Oh, Canada!:canada:

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


flavor.flv posted:

I'm sorry little guy

I'm sorry I straight up roasted your ding ding

Lol

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/InM7Cwp.gifv

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002


This took me way too ... long

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

teethgrinder posted:

This took me way too ... long

It's hard isn't it

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Boyfriend made some sausage rolls
🤔


Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Come on, that just straight up has a clit

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

looks a bit dry

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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Sorry, Mrs. Shapiro!

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