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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Anyone smell something? Perhaps, ice cream???

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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

AnimeIsTrash posted:

https://twitter.com/katystoll/status/1411728849289682944

Telling the people at the bbq the truth about 9/11.

every chance I get I'm taking out my phone and forcing relatives to watch Xi's speech at the 100th Anniversary of the CPC

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011



this is how liberals imagine the Supreme Court

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Atrocious Joe posted:



this is how liberals imagine the Supreme Court

oh i am not ready for this

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AynwysiihuQ

quote:

You see 9% of taxes
Help provide to the poor

But 15 goes to defense
and supplyin' the war

Now if you ask me
I'd say the numbers are shrewd

But we agree that with no military
we're screwed.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
so I know there's a difference between Joe kissing his grand daughter and Johnny Knoxville making a joke/movie about it

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie

quote:

Little homie, you better pay your tax
la da da da
Little homie, you better pay your tax
la da da da
Little homie, you better pay your tax
la da da da
you better pay your tax
you better pay your tax
pay your tax

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

just lol if you aren't spending all day watching footage of moscow victory day parades

Popy
Feb 19, 2008


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDEZNN4Ei3A

first thing it reminded me of was fortune kit or an E1 bit.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
https://twitter.com/appalachiabelle/status/1411741808649027588

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
It's probably some now-former intern but I want to believe

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

that's why they call it the palisades bro

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020


smythe is getting fired

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

I’m gonna have an interesting two years in dc I see

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

D-D-Daytrip took it to ten (Hey)
Now, uh
Ladies and gentlemen, uh (Uh-huh)
Boys and girls, um (Yeah)
I wanna, I wanna teach y'all a lil' somethin' today, uh (Yeah, teach 'em, teach 'em)
A lil' somethin' called, uh
Check me out, listen

Okay, now, let me start to tell y'all all about taxes
How much do you pay? Well, that depends on your bracket
The fact is it's somethin' that affects all the masses
But I'll break it down into a classic
You see, the internal revenue service was discovered with a purpose
By Abe Lincoln, the rich be like, "What was they thinkin'?"
Nah, I'm playin', but let me get back to what I was sayin'
That the concept of tax can be a lil' complicated
You see, taxes pay for roads and interstates
And our local library that they just had to renovate
Not to mention, I grew up on food stamps and Section 8
All of which co-exist because of taxes we pay
You see, nine percent of taxes help provide to the poor
But fifteen goes to defense and supplyin' the war
Now, if you ask me, I'd say that the numbers are shrewd
But we agree that with no military, we're screwed (For real)
I'll drop a lil' knowledge for whatever it's worth
Only two percent went to medical research
Now, we just gettin' started and I'll give you some more
But we all know one thing's for sure

Little homie, you better pay your tax
La-da-da-da (La-da-da-da-da)
Little homie, you better pay your tax
La-da-da-da (La-da-da-da-da)
Little homie, you better pay your tax (I don't think you hear me)
(La-da-da-da-da)
You better pay your tax (You better listen, let me tell you)
(La-da-da-da-da)
You better pay your tax (Now put your hand—, I know you hear me, come on)
(La-da-da-da-da)
You better pay your tax (Now come on, now, come on, check it)
(La-da-da-da-da)

You see, to understand the present, you must first learn the past
The American revolution all started because of tax
'Cause Britain was overtaxin' on sugar and paper
And colonies was like, "Nah, bruh, I'ma have to see you later"
How the government spends money is all up for debate
And what you got to pay is based on how much that you make
And I know what your kids thinkin', "What this got to do with me?"
But one day, you gon' really need that Social Security
And I always keep it real, so I'ma have to say that
Me and my family really benefit from Medicaid
So you gotta vote, bruh, and it's super beneficial
'Cause you have a say in who's your local officials
And they decide on how to slice the pie
And how to spend the budget to help the general public
So you gotta stay aware, and let's keep on discussin'
'Cause if you don't use your voice, then you don't have nothin'
And I don't have all the answers so I'll leave you with this
Do your own research, bruh, 'cause it's to your benefit
So whether you believe that taxes should be raised or lowered
It only really matters if you voted, so let me tell you

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

lmao

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lumpentroll posted:

smythe is getting fired

i dont work for muriel

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Smythe posted:

i dont work for muriel

drat that was fast

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
someone on my big group chat linked this vid in honor of the 4th.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSi-1-2ndVQ

:grin:

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Smythe posted:

i dont work for muriel

anymore

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

lumpentroll posted:

drat that was fast

lol

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Lib and let die posted:

Snake, pop a xanny bar and deal with that sniper!

I mean, diazepam was in MGS. Was on it for a month and and pretended I was him, despite never playing the game.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

that was indeed the setup. :bravo:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
anywyas, its well known that i live in los angeles and am a goon meet host, so... frig off

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

lobster shirt posted:

do not take this as legal advice or anything but a few years ago (like 2017? 2018?) i took multiple domestic flights on an expired drivers license. i actually didn't even realize it was expired until visiting seattle where they are really hardcore about checking ID and i couldn't get into any drat bar in the city lol. still had no problem at all flying back. honestly i doubt tsa people are paid enough to give a poo poo, as long as its not a fake ID and it looks like you.

yea I'm likely to not bother because I already flew with the license the year it expired and basically just got told 'oh you should fix this when you get back to texas'

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Atrocious Joe posted:

D-D-Daytrip took it to ten (Hey)
Now, uh
Ladies and gentlemen, uh (Uh-huh)
Boys and girls, um (Yeah)
I wanna, I wanna teach y'all a lil' somethin' today, uh (Yeah, teach 'em, teach 'em)
A lil' somethin' called, uh
Check me out, listen

Okay, now, let me start to tell y'all all about taxes
How much do you pay? Well, that depends on your bracket
The fact is it's somethin' that affects all the masses
But I'll break it down into a classic
You see, the internal revenue service was discovered with a purpose
By Abe Lincoln, the rich be like, "What was they thinkin'?"
Nah, I'm playin', but let me get back to what I was sayin'
That the concept of tax can be a lil' complicated
You see, taxes pay for roads and interstates
And our local library that they just had to renovate
Not to mention, I grew up on food stamps and Section 8
All of which co-exist because of taxes we pay
You see, nine percent of taxes help provide to the poor
But fifteen goes to defense and supplyin' the war
Now, if you ask me, I'd say that the numbers are shrewd
But we agree that with no military, we're screwed (For real)
I'll drop a lil' knowledge for whatever it's worth
Only two percent went to medical research
Now, we just gettin' started and I'll give you some more
But we all know one thing's for sure

Little homie, you better pay your tax
La-da-da-da (La-da-da-da-da)
Little homie, you better pay your tax
La-da-da-da (La-da-da-da-da)
Little homie, you better pay your tax (I don't think you hear me)
(La-da-da-da-da)
You better pay your tax (You better listen, let me tell you)
(La-da-da-da-da)
You better pay your tax (Now put your hand—, I know you hear me, come on)
(La-da-da-da-da)
You better pay your tax (Now come on, now, come on, check it)
(La-da-da-da-da)

You see, to understand the present, you must first learn the past
The American revolution all started because of tax
'Cause Britain was overtaxin' on sugar and paper
And colonies was like, "Nah, bruh, I'ma have to see you later"
How the government spends money is all up for debate
And what you got to pay is based on how much that you make
And I know what your kids thinkin', "What this got to do with me?"
But one day, you gon' really need that Social Security
And I always keep it real, so I'ma have to say that
Me and my family really benefit from Medicaid
So you gotta vote, bruh, and it's super beneficial
'Cause you have a say in who's your local officials
And they decide on how to slice the pie
And how to spend the budget to help the general public
So you gotta stay aware, and let's keep on discussin'
'Cause if you don't use your voice, then you don't have nothin'
And I don't have all the answers so I'll leave you with this
Do your own research, bruh, 'cause it's to your benefit
So whether you believe that taxes should be raised or lowered
It only really matters if you voted, so let me tell you

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

spacemang_spliff posted:

i meant like a live action sit com but that's still a great idea

so we'll toss in a 5 minute recap of the last episode before the 7 minute intro

also laugh tracks but like used very inconsistently

https://youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

impossible to be mayor bowser's social media pervert if you live in la and host goon meets

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Tubgoat posted:

I literally don't know what to believe about the Uighur thing and this stresses me out more than every problem that doesn't immediately materially affect me combined, save for our actually verified no-seriously-Obama-started-them-before-Trump-was-goaded-into-running-for-president kiddy koncentration kamps.

if u autoreplace the word 'uighur' with 'palestinian' suddenly everything about the genocide is actually true and happening except worse

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Tubgoat posted:

I literally don't know what to believe about the Uighur thing and this stresses me out more than every problem that doesn't immediately materially affect me combined, save for our actually verified no-seriously-Obama-started-them-before-Trump-was-goaded-into-running-for-president kiddy koncentration kamps.

Basically there's an extremely conspicuous lack of any remotely trust-worthy evidence of the worst claims (or claims about the magnitude of things like detentions). For example, take this BBC article: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-22278037

On first read, this sounds really bad. But what you start to notice as you look into this stuff is that literally every single citation for things like forced sterilization (which is what the genocide claims rest upon) always points to research by this guy Adrian Zenz. Zenz is a fellow at the Victims of Communism Memorial Foundation (which is basically like being a fellow at the Heritage Foundation or something in terms of what it says about Zenz as a "scholar"). You'd think this is an exaggeration, but it is not. For example, the link in the article above when it references the forced sterilizations is this - https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-53220713 Everything always ends up being sourced to this guy. It's actually kind of fascinating how low-effort it all is; I'd normally expect some attempt to rope in more NGOs and academics.

gradenko_2000 made a really good post about it a while back.

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020
zenz doesnt speak a word of chinese, also. lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lol

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
also good to remember the 'victims of communism' project literally counts nazis as victims of communism.

Zenz is a complete psycho who has overtly said multiple times his agenda is to 'bring Christianity to China' and his followers very pointedly don't actually go to China to research this poo poo, instead using insane sources like satellite images and Kazak sources going 'uh yea my Uyghur neighbor totally got disappeared'.

Some of their hits include claiming a historical mosque was being demolished by the CCP, only to reveal they used satellite imagery of an outer gate being renovated when multiple Chinese Muslims said 'uh I go to that mosque????' and literally using like third hand testimony that boiled down to 'well my cousin hasn't called me in a while so I assume he's been murdered by the government...no we never really talked much anyway...' They also spread the incredibly racist myth of 'Chinese organ harvesting' when they tried to claim that wigs were being made of Uyghur hair because, as mentioned, none of these people speak or read Chinese and they confused a label saying the wigs were made IN Xinjiang for a label claiming they were made from the people OF Xinjiang, like a bad Twilight Zone episode.

This is while claiming that there are mass grave level killings and forced sterilization programs that would be extremely easily proven by documentation.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
The water situation in China is a legitimately interesting line of discussion and I don't think there's any problems there in people wanting to bring focus to it.

Perhaps as a somewhat out there question, but would ice asteroid mining be something that could solve water insecurity if the logistics were solved?

I always figured that if China could build a space elevator it would go a long way to solve many of their existential problems; access to cheaper and less environmentally toxic rare earths; water; infinite free real estate to build condos.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
90% of my syq's are from Raenir because god drat that guy is stupid

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

sexpig by night posted:

also good to remember the 'victims of communism' project literally counts nazis as victims of communism.

Zenz is a complete psycho who has overtly said multiple times his agenda is to 'bring Christianity to China' and his followers very pointedly don't actually go to China to research this poo poo, instead using insane sources like satellite images and Kazak sources going 'uh yea my Uyghur neighbor totally got disappeared'.

Some of their hits include claiming a historical mosque was being demolished by the CCP, only to reveal they used satellite imagery of an outer gate being renovated when multiple Chinese Muslims said 'uh I go to that mosque????' and literally using like third hand testimony that boiled down to 'well my cousin hasn't called me in a while so I assume he's been murdered by the government...no we never really talked much anyway...' They also spread the incredibly racist myth of 'Chinese organ harvesting' when they tried to claim that wigs were being made of Uyghur hair because, as mentioned, none of these people speak or read Chinese and they confused a label saying the wigs were made IN Xinjiang for a label claiming they were made from the people OF Xinjiang, like a bad Twilight Zone episode.

This is while claiming that there are mass grave level killings and forced sterilization programs that would be extremely easily proven by documentation.

Yeah, Zenz may be a wacky evangelical Christian but that doesn't really have any bearing on the fact that almost all of his work is drawing from official Chinese government documents. And is corroborated by other sources including lots of eyewitness testimony.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Atrocious Joe posted:



this is how liberals imagine the Supreme Court

hamiltoning history and america so we don't have to feel icky about the white dudes who run the country

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
space elevators are insanely impractical that person is a moron

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Excelzior posted:

Yeah, Zenz may be a wacky evangelical Christian but that doesn't really have any bearing on the fact that almost all of his work is drawing from official Chinese government documents. And is corroborated by other sources including lots of eyewitness testimony.

lol god I forgot this. What's that thread's current consensus on Chinese government sources actually? When the Chinese government says 'yes we've arrested people in the region for supporting antigovernmental terrorist attacks and have established vocational schools for the people there' that's proof of genocide but when the same sources say 'this group you claim is being genocided actually has the most non-Han population growth in the entire country' that's obviously an inscrutable celestial lie.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Judakel posted:

space elevators are insanely impractical that person is a moron

look man he said 'if the logistics were solved' so that means you can't point out he asked the tech version of 'what if we simply found a magical genie to wish for more resources????'

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