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Thank the Ancient gods that the emus don't have lights in their chests.
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Jul 4, 2021 20:12
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The Saucer Hovers posted:sans irony the cassowary is the only bird ive ever looked in the eyes and been absolutely sure it wanted to murder me with every cell in its body clever girl
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Jul 4, 2021 20:28
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Objurium posted:Took the NODS out to the desert last night, didn't get any birds but that fuzzy disc in the center is Andromeda which is loving cool. What is that make/model? How are you taking pics? Looks alright in photos, honestly, not sure if it's any sharper irl but that seems pretty nice
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Jul 4, 2021 20:31
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had a ufos dream last night. basically i lived in the mountains overlooking a small city, like a cabin on a mountainside. In the dark, me and others kept seeing these little dots in the sky. Eventually I got the idea to shine my laser pointer at them, and their reaction was immediate. They grew into swirling balls of green and red fire, swirling around and multiplying till there were tons of them, changing colors as they flew around and returning giant blasts of powerful green light back at me
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Jul 4, 2021 21:47
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i had a ufo dream too and this time I was the one doing the probing
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Jul 4, 2021 21:51
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if my calculations are correct, when this bird hits aitee-aitee miles per hour, you gonna see some serious poo poo
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Jul 4, 2021 21:53
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Delta-Wye posted:if my calculations are correct, when this bird hits aitee-aitee miles per hour, you gonna see some serious poo poo a bird flying at over mach 2!!
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Jul 4, 2021 21:57
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endocriminologist posted:According to the Ra Material... gently caress yeah, Ra material posting time! I really like this stuff, although it's really off the deep end and so far away from nuts & bolts stuff that no 'serious' ufologist will ever acknowledge it. But the material itself is really fascinating - even if it actually turns out to be fully fictional, I haven never read anything that will sound more like it was actually transmitted by a hyperdimensional collective intelligence that does its best to communicate concisely to humans about important cosmic laws without infringing on our free will. Very coherent, but very 'alien'. Second favourite "maybe it's just great fiction, maybe it's actual ETs stuff" is the @sandiawisdom twitter account (https://twitter.com/SandiaWisdom) associated with friendly zeta dudes/dudettes. Pretty consistent output through the last years, content that isn't touching the usual conspiracy or rainbow new age angles that many obviously crazy accounts are involve in ...and tbh if you read some of the material presented and try the suggested meditatiins for a few days, you will have the most interesting/strange dreams of your lives. Also great: The account has a natural "best before" date as the P'nti are adamant on some kind of first contact scenario happening in the autumn of 2021. (The account argues that the ETs are 95% sure that earth will eat a giant CME during this 11y cycle and need to get basic official contact done before our global electronic communication interface is fried to hell - as they don't want to get shot at or cause mass-suicides when they arrive to help out before 80% of humanity starves). UMMO content is a distant third, but I kinda like that stuff becaue the Ummo appear like very honest and intellectual, but also very spergy space explorers that are pretty new to the whole "first contact" thing and try their best to connect although their thinking is very different from us (and we are disgusting Yahoos that are loving up in a million obvious ways). SavageGentleman has issued a correction as of 22:20 on Jul 4, 2021 |
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Jul 4, 2021 22:00
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at least the good folks up at UMMO have the sense to put their logo on the exterior of their craft
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Jul 4, 2021 22:03
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Croikey mate it's a bloomin teec-tec
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Jul 4, 2021 23:43
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id have called it a chrip warbler
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Jul 4, 2021 23:49
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My girlfriend said the aliens brought Donald Rumsfields soul into her dreams where he asked her “I was a good person wasn’t I? They didnt let me into paradise, can you tell me, am I a good person?” She said no and kicked rumsfield. These aliens sure know how to give her a good time. They also say that she should leave me and I am not a part of this, over and over again, and get scared when seeing I’m In the house sleeping next to her. I always see aliens in my dreams terrified in the corner trying to run away from my nightmares coincidently.
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Jul 5, 2021 00:08
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your gf is extremely mentally ill, lad
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Jul 5, 2021 00:11
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:your gf is extremely mentally ill, lad Hey hey whoa whoa, she didnt mention anything about birds.
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Jul 5, 2021 00:12
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:your gf is extremely mentally ill, lad Bro its just a dream. Its not happening when she is awake. they also are really bad at making tea, they always offer it to her and it tastes like dirt.
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Jul 5, 2021 00:12
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The Vinja Ninja posted:These aliens sure know how to give her a good time.
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Jul 5, 2021 00:30
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 https://recordsearch.naa.gov.au/SearchNRetrieve/Interface/ViewImage.aspx?B=30030606&S=1 Wheeee has issued a correction as of 00:51 on Jul 5, 2021 |
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Jul 5, 2021 00:49
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Wheeee posted:
Sneezy, Sleepy, and Dopey trying to get a rabbit out of the hutch like the three stooges when they get jumped by Yosemite Sam with the acme blunderbuss
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Jul 5, 2021 00:57
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Lil aliens liberating bunnies
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Jul 5, 2021 01:07
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The Demilich posted:That looks badass, I want goggles now. Thanks! See below. Delta-Wye posted:What is that make/model? How are you taking pics? Looks alright in photos, honestly, not sure if it's any sharper irl but that seems pretty nice Whole setup is a white phosphorus / photonis PVS14 that I have my Pixel 2 attached to via a TNVC adapter. That's with my phone on its digital 2x setting to try and crop in past the monocle's ring, but yeah in person it's much more crisp when you've just got it to your eye. It sucked biting the bullet and throwing down that kind of cash for what's basically a toy (and a good chunk of that was stimulus money even) but it's also been mega cool having a piece of basically magic technology to take out backpacking and poo poo. If you're gonna grab one, white phosphorus tubes are the way to go - they've got that minty green look to them that I find much easier on the eyes than the traditional lime tubes.
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Jul 5, 2021 01:17
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he'll yea i wanna buy some white phosphorus
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Jul 5, 2021 02:04
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Apparently that Australian document was listed in 08 but only gained traction recently. Apparently it was "listed" but not actively searchable/digitized so you'd have to know it existed to find it
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Jul 5, 2021 02:38
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Objurium posted:white phosphorus please do not warcrime birds
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Jul 5, 2021 03:10
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The Australian report loving rules. This is a good one for the big science brains havers: 
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Jul 5, 2021 03:10
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at this point they're probably stalling disclosure as much as possible to delay the righteous murderous rage many will feel upon admittance of covering up something so important to all humanity for an entire lifetime
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Jul 5, 2021 03:26
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Jupiter is actually just a very large bird
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Jul 5, 2021 03:27
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woah just saw some large glowing white orbs in the sky, followed by red ones, followed by ones of all different colors. this repeated for almost an hour. sometimes there was a sound associated with their movement but sometimes they flew through the air upward faster than a plane yet completely silent. other times a large shockwave or boom was associated with their upward ascent
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Jul 5, 2021 03:33
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endocriminologist posted:Four handsome men with brown skin - text me aw poo poo did these dudes go to ancient Israel
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Jul 5, 2021 03:35
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Slavvy posted:The Australian report loving rules. I won't blame skeptics for a second, all of this is very weird
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Jul 5, 2021 03:44
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Wheeee posted:at this point they're probably stalling disclosure as much as possible to delay the righteous murderous rage many will feel upon admittance of covering up something so important to all humanity for an entire lifetime I keep intermittently feeling really loving bad for people who died 1000% believing in this and just being ridiculed, or people who thought it was insane dying feeling vindicated
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Jul 5, 2021 03:45
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How do we get Elon to spend a couple mil on this
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Jul 5, 2021 04:00
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Trabisnikof posted:woah just saw some large glowing white orbs in the sky, followed by red ones, followed by ones of all different colors. this repeated for almost an hour. sometimes there was a sound associated with their movement but sometimes they flew through the air upward faster than a plane yet completely silent. other times a large shockwave or boom was associated with their upward ascent that's happening here too 
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Jul 5, 2021 04:05
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why would you want to ruin the UFO hype like that
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Jul 5, 2021 04:05
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i just saw all the UFOs at once. every single one of them.
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Jul 5, 2021 04:11
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lol if Eric Davis has been right all along
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Jul 5, 2021 04:50
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Wheeee posted:lol if Eric Davis has been right all along ive tried to watch & read everything i can find about this guy, and i can't make heads or tails. im constantly getting the vibe he's full of poo poo but that's the business he's in so idk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS5G3OnRjPg&t=86s edit: its possible to find interviews and stuff with him and quite frankly i can see why there has been slow progress on reverse engineering when i start seeing the folks involved lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3CcaP3yAkc EWD docs for those who haven't seen them https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6185702-Eric-Davis-meeting-with-Adm-Wilson.html Delta-Wye has issued a correction as of 05:22 on Jul 5, 2021 |
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Jul 5, 2021 05:11
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Ok but wait, what the gently caress?
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Jul 5, 2021 05:35
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UnknownTarget posted:Ok but wait, what the gently caress? Seriously, what the gently caress. This looks real?????
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Jul 5, 2021 05:37
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Jul 5, 2021 05:42
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UnknownTarget posted:Seriously, what the gently caress. This looks real????? Birds are real. Is anyone really contesting that fact?
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