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My Face When posted:Never have to wear anything on my feet is the obvious choice here. it doesn't say you'll never need to, just that you won't lol
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Nothing like a tablespoon of cod liver oil and a book before bed
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Epic High Five posted:Nothing like a tablespoon of cod liver oil and a book before bed are you reading near a candlelight old man?
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Jul 5, 2021 05:32
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twice a year, because of new year's eve too
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dads friend steve posted:lmao neighbor just kicked out all the neighborhood kids lighting off bottle rockets in front of their house a few years ago I got really annoyed with the fireworks because it was getting way out of hand, and I fantasized for a moment about driving down the street with a bullhorn yelling that "EVERYONE WILL BE PLACED UNDER ARREST" lol a long long time ago a crazy friend and I were going to a party, and right before we got to the house he pulled this huge police strobe bar thing out of a backpack and slammed it onto my car's roof, and turned it on, and the people in the party house freaked the gently caress out of course e: same friend also brought a real straight jacket and put somebody in it and that guy freaked out too, I have the best friends
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Jul 5, 2021 05:33
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Look, i might get a fungal infection or cuts ot a nail embedded in my foot. If it means i dont have to wear shoes ever again, id rather.
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Jul 5, 2021 05:35
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Jul 5, 2021 05:36
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a.lo posted:are you reading near a candlelight old man? Come now, whale oil lanterns are cheaper
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Jul 5, 2021 05:37
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emfive posted:came here to post that same but this
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Jul 5, 2021 05:37
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okay july 4th is over. time for grocery stores to out the halloween candy
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Jul 5, 2021 05:37
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This brand is noticeably fishier than the last, but was like $10 less for 3x more so I'll take it. Also good to add to dog food for a healthy coat and brane
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Jul 5, 2021 05:38
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a.lo posted:okay july 4th is over. time for grocery stores to out the halloween candy this literally means that I've got like 2 months before nonstop Christmas music in my house
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Jul 5, 2021 05:38
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this is 1/3 of the stories in the GBS r/relationships aggregator thread
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Jul 5, 2021 05:39
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emfive posted:this literally means that I've got like 2 months before nonstop Christmas music in my house maybe just don't play it
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Consummate Professional posted:that boy needs therapy please don’t misgender people!
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Jul 5, 2021 05:39
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at least Oscar the grouch was funny
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Jul 5, 2021 05:40
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emfive posted:this literally means that I've got like 2 months before nonstop Christmas music in my house I'm sure you can still download the goon christmas albums somewhere to add to the rotation
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Jul 5, 2021 05:40
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so she’s single now yeah?
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Jul 5, 2021 05:41
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emfive posted:this literally means that I've got like 2 months before nonstop Christmas music in my house sounds delightful
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Koirhor posted:please don’t misgender people! I was talkin about the dirty dick haver
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Jul 5, 2021 05:41
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Jul 5, 2021 05:43
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I love my husband he’s warm and caring and supports me and he smells like an open sewer and his dick is super nasty
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Jul 5, 2021 05:43
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Aino Minako posted:I’ve tried this and the result is just drinking the vodka yah its this
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Jul 5, 2021 05:43
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lumpentroll posted:same but this
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a.lo posted:okay july 4th is over. time for grocery stores to out the halloween candy you're forgetting labor day which as far as i can tell is an excuse to sell cars and matresses
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Jul 5, 2021 05:44
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haha drat that had to have been a really fun day at work
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Epic High Five posted:I'm sure you can still download the goon christmas albums somewhere to add to the rotation I confess that I kind-of like the Sufjan Stevens one
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Jul 5, 2021 05:44
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Jul 5, 2021 05:45
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I want to see some spirit halloween stores open up tomorrow
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Jul 5, 2021 05:45
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Bulgakov posted:haha drat that had to have been a really fun day at work gently caress yea it's pretty clear that those people toke up like a lot and then go out and do poo poo like that, make bizarre gifs for twitter etc, it must be like a hashish lair literally with pillows and carpets, just riffing on new safety posts
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Jul 5, 2021 05:46
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anyone ever figure out what was up with those fireworks going off every night in Manhattan for a solid month last summer?
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Jul 5, 2021 05:46
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does this family own the chain of clothing stores? otherwise what the gently caress
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Jul 5, 2021 05:47
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a.lo posted:sounds delightful thank you for not saying "gently caress you" a.lo, I appreciate your posting style fwiw
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CODChimera posted:maybe it's just because this thread is a collection of sick poo poo but I'm really grossed out by it today That's just america
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