Ronwayne posted:

I'm a fan of the extremely casual "I promise it's not poison!" bit.

Heated Gaming Moment posted:

Dems sacrificing Al Franken to the #metoo Gods and then forever looking the other way on every other dem accused of sexual assault.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

In her memoir, a copy of which was obtained by The Guardian, Sanders described an incident at the summit in Singapore with Trump, Kim, and a collection of their aides.

She said in the book, set to be released next Tuesday, that during a session of talks, Kim "reluctantly" accepted a Tic Tac mint from Trump, who "dramatically blew into the air to reassure Kim it was just a breath mint" and not poison.

The pair then talked about sports, including women's soccer, at which point Sanders looked up "to notice Kim staring at me," she said, according to The Guardian.

"We made direct eye contact and Kim nodded and appeared to wink at me," she wrote. "I was stunned. I quickly looked down and continued taking notes."

She added: "All I could think was, 'What just happened? Surely Kim Jong Un did not just mark me!?'"

The former press secretary said that later, in the presidential limousine, she told Trump and John Kelly, who was then his chief of staff, about the incident.

"Kim Jong Un hit on you!" Trump said, according to Sanders. "He did! He f---ing hit on you!"

Sanders replied, "Sir, please stop."

"Well, Sarah, that settles it. You're going to North Korea and taking one for the team!" Trump told her, Sanders said. "Your husband and kids will miss you, but you'll be a hero to your country!"

Trump and Kelly then "howled with laughter," Sanders said.

bedpan posted:

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

its fake

bedpan posted:

I am inconsolable.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

In her memoir, a copy of which was obtained by The Guardian, Sanders described an incident at the summit in Singapore with Trump, Kim, and a collection of their aides.

She said in the book, set to be released next Tuesday, that during a session of talks, Kim "reluctantly" accepted a Tic Tac mint from Trump, who "dramatically blew into the air to reassure Kim it was just a breath mint" and not poison.

The pair then talked about sports, including women's soccer, at which point Sanders looked up "to notice Kim staring at me," she said, according to The Guardian.

"We made direct eye contact and Kim nodded and appeared to wink at me," she wrote. "I was stunned. I quickly looked down and continued taking notes."

She added: "All I could think was, 'What just happened? Surely Kim Jong Un did not just mark me!?'"

The former press secretary said that later, in the presidential limousine, she told Trump and John Kelly, who was then his chief of staff, about the incident.

"Kim Jong Un hit on you!" Trump said, according to Sanders. "He did! He f---ing hit on you!"

Sanders replied, "Sir, please stop."

"Well, Sarah, that settles it. You're going to North Korea and taking one for the team!" Trump told her, Sanders said. "Your husband and kids will miss you, but you'll be a hero to your country!"

Trump and Kelly then "howled with laughter," Sanders said.

Heated Gaming Moment posted:

Dems sacrificing Al Franken to the #metoo Gods and then forever looking the other way on every other dem accused of sexual assault.

Bust Rodd posted:

Joe Biden murdering the momentum of the #MeToo movement and trying to destroy Reade’s credibility by telling people she was a poor drug addict who was lying for attention… and then the audio clip from Larry King 30 years ago surfaces and basically confirms everything she said.

christmas boots posted:

There will never be another president like Donald Trump.

Shrecknet posted:

Oh no, we will lose our naval supremacy without a 120' long ship armed with 10 cannons!

Lord of Pie posted:

still better than the Zumwalt

3D Megadoodoo posted:

But only because humanity will not survive to 2024.

TeenageArchipelago posted:

Kamala's marching band

britishbornandbread posted:

the out going President of the United States publicly supported an armed uprising against his own government, people died, and absolutely no consequence came to anyone other than said President losing his social media accounts.

Spergin Morlock posted:

amy klobuchar almost certainly being offered the vp slot in exchange for dropping out of the primary, and then not getting it when MN popped off

indigi posted:

he lost his social media accounts before that iirc.

Spergin Morlock posted:

amy klobuchar almost certainly being offered the vp slot in exchange for dropping out of the primary, and then not getting it when MN popped off

One More Fat Nerd posted:

I really doubt it, after SC, I don't think there was any chance of Bidens VP being white. Maybe Klobb was probably gonna get some major cabinet position though.

One More Fat Nerd posted:

I really doubt it, after SC, I don't think there was any chance of Bidens VP being white. Maybe Klobb was probably gonna get some major cabinet position though.

theflyingexecutive posted:

nope, a couple days after 1/6

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

this is a bit of an oversimplification that misses the real meat of the mcnugget, was she not personally involved in getting derek chauvin off for a murder charge that preceded george floyd?

RandolphCarter posted:

It would have been so funny.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://twitter.com/c_cauterucci/status/1182452912053784576

britishbornandbread posted:

the out going President of the United States publicly supported an armed uprising against his own government, people died, and absolutely no consequence came to anyone other than said President losing his social media accounts.

Private Cumshoe posted:

She was promised Secretary of State, she'll end up President somehow and it'll be a wild ride digging up the staplers

gradenko_2000 posted:

someone asked Joe Biden how many genders there were

and he answered "at least three"