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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
Hi my name is Liz, I'm real, and I'm from the USA

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Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://mobile.twitter.com/realLizUSA/status/1412419431398101003

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
You're laughing? Three hours later she threw up suddenly and had diarrhea and it was wet, and you're laughing?!

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

smarxist posted:

You're laughing? Three hours later she threw up suddenly and had diarrhea and it was wet, and you're laughing?!

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

are we a theocracy yet

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Consummate Professional posted:

wow president jobs??

joe giving blow jobs.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

why is everyone talking about poo

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



it is kind of funny when you think about it


https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1412446552677924866

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Buddykins posted:

are we a theocracy yet

i worship money bitches and weed

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

pee

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Lpzie posted:

i worship money bitches and weed

hell yeah

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

oh yeah, trump's got this :smugdon:

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



PostNouveau posted:

This'll be how all the coastal cities go, huh?

noted coastal city san antonio

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

smarxist posted:

You're laughing? Three hours later she threw up suddenly and had diarrhea and it was wet, and you're laughing?!

Would dry diarrhea be like a powdery brown substance?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

DrPlump posted:

Would dry diarrhea be like a powdery brown substance?

there's no such thing as dry diarrhea

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

DrPlump posted:

Would dry diarrhea be like a powdery brown substance?

it would be like your posts

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Spergin Morlock posted:

there's no such thing as dry diarrhea

Whoa looks like we got our very own gastroenterologist here

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

emfive posted:

Hi my name is Liz, I'm real, and I'm from the USA

hello liz pls send itunes gift card so I can visit usa

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

DrPlump posted:

Would dry diarrhea be like a powdery brown substance?

Just Add Water!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Buddykins posted:

why is everyone talking about poo

this is the trimp thread so its either that or food

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




i don't see why this is surprising at all. trump voters had no reason to believe that he wasn't universally beloved. everyone they know also loved trump and all the news they watch said that trump was the most successful president ever

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Spergin Morlock posted:

there's no such thing as dry diarrhea

turn off your monitor

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

erosion posted:

turn off your monitor

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

trumerrhea

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006






https://sswm.info/humanitarian-crises/prolonged-encampments/sanitation/collection-and-storage-treatment/dehydration-and-storage

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
when i think about checking this thread for a post to reply with a joke it feels like scanning the catbox for one last turd to scoop into the garbage

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1412455291141165060?s=19

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

lumpentroll posted:

it would be like your posts

Someone is just sending lumpentroll easy lay-ups.

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
Went to a theme park today. Saw a based dude wearing a cool shirt (no mask of course).

It said "Democrat cities" and had a one star rating and a review that said "Very bad. would not recommend".

L O L L

I got so excited I gave him a thumbs up and nodded hard at him with a HUGE SMILE.

He nodded and smiled back at me from across the lines of unmasked freedomers waiting to ride the Water Loo. Gave a wink.

It was inspiring. My vision got all blurry because, uh, I guess I had something in my eye. ;)

Great to see some older people who aren't brain dead numb sculls!

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lumpentroll posted:

it would be like your posts

wow rude

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/woodmuffin/status/1412462153681018884

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Shear Modulus posted:

noted coastal city san antonio

Give it like 20 years San Antonio will be the nastiest beachfront you've ever seen

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
lumpentroll used to be a man named freckle and he hated DryGoods and schnorkles

hell probably still does if I'm being honest with you

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/justsaysinmice/status/1412143230964027397

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
conservatives being bad at computers will always be funny to me

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
while wife got her gallbladder removed last week I watched xXx in the hospital and it was entertainingly bad. some of the action scenes are so over the top they're hilarious, and I particularly enjoyed him airboarding from a plane to sneak into the enemy base.

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

can a hacker verify my account pls

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magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005





False or my brain would be huge right now

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