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Brawnfire posted:Dude loves smoking trees
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TheFattestPat posted:There's absolutely zero reason for Jeff to be an amazing lumberjack. They really should have used someone else. Jeff's competence is a lot like Klaus's social life, much in the same there are frequent jokes about Klaus being a loser despite him having a wide circle of friends outside of the family (especially in Florida, that dude has tons of boys in Tampa) it's regularly joked about that Jeff is useless even though he's shown to have a wide array of talents (Glassblowing, sailing, able to build and perfectly play a musical instrument he saw in a hallucinogenic dream). Jeff grew up on a farm, it's not unreasonable to assume he would be good at woodsy outdoors stuff like lumber jacking. Note: Keep in mind I have NOT seen the lumberjacking episode yet (only the Cemetery one) I'm just making assumptions.
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Jul 7, 2021 19:42
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Sailing and glass blowing is fine, but there's no way some stoned guy who lays around all day for years in going to be able to do lumberjack work.
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Jul 7, 2021 19:55
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TheFattestPat posted:Sailing and glass blowing is fine, but there's no way some stoned guy who lays around all day for years in going to be able to do lumberjack work. You did it. You found the one unrealistic thing about American Dad.
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Jul 7, 2021 19:59
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TheFattestPat posted:Sailing and glass blowing is fine, but there's no way some stoned guy who lays around all day for years in going to be able to do lumberjack work. Jeff got super buff working as a stripper, he still had some of that muscle mass left over to do lumberjack stuff. pole dancing and chopping trees are kind of the same thing when you think about it.
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Jul 7, 2021 20:10
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The embrace of the red spaghetti made Jeff buff.
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Jul 7, 2021 20:12
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TheFattestPat posted:Sailing and glass blowing is fine, but there's no way some stoned guy who lays around all day for years in going to be able to do lumberjack work. Sailing/boating requires a lot of physical strength. If he can do that he can lumberjack
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Jul 7, 2021 20:18
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Jeff is buff through sheer willpower the same way as the dean at the CIA academy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-JQFC7RMT4&t=39s
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Jul 7, 2021 20:19
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You people are nuts, I still say they should have used someone other than Jeff.
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Jul 7, 2021 20:26
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TheFattestPat posted:You people are nuts, I still say they should have used someone other than Jeff. Have Jeff and Klaus swap places in the episode. Checks out.
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Jul 7, 2021 20:42
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An episode where Jeff and Klaus trade places as a prank and snicker as "nobody notices" because nobody gives a poo poo about either of them enough to differentiate
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I finally got to see the episode!BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:What is the song that plays when Jeff’s saves their life through jacking at the end The Logging Song by Bill Staines: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBgut4FPu0c It's a banger. TheFattestPat posted:Here they are. The last one is a little awkward with the credits blocking it. "gently caress you Mr. S" Well said Jeff.
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Jul 7, 2021 21:16
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TheFattestPat posted:Sailing and glass blowing is fine, but there's no way some stoned guy who lays around all day for years in going to be able to do lumberjack work. Didn't he also build a flying car when he eloped with Hayley?
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Eddain posted:Didn't he also build a flying car when he eloped with Hayley? Totally makes up for his small penis. I feel like Jeff has been ripped in half at least twice and survived. Guess that's a skill of his too.
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Jul 7, 2021 23:55
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This Jeff also has Roger as his "Mom".
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Jul 8, 2021 00:15
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Did you see the size of that rip he took?
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Brawnfire posted:Did you see the size of that rip he took? Yes I did, it was most excellent.
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Eddain posted:Didn't he also build a flying car when he eloped with Hayley? He didn't build it (presumably), it's the flying car from the old Dick van Dyke movie / stage musical, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuer3mLqIxc Although in the movie the dad DID build it, so maybe...? (I could swear there's a scene in the movie with the exact song segment from American Dad as well but damned if I can find it)
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Good god. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is 2 and a half hours long
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It's funny knowing that Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was written by Ian Fleming the Creator of James Bond.
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MonsterEnvy posted:It's funny knowing that Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was written by Ian Fleming the Creator of James Bond. Wait, whaaat…?  And Roald Dahl wrote the screenplay!?!
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Jul 9, 2021 03:33
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Kwatz posted:Wait, whaaat…? Yup because he and Ian Fleming were friends
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It was even named after the pet name they both had for the Parisian hooker they were both seeing.
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drrockso20 posted:Yup because he and Ian Fleming were friends Weird. From what I've heard about him, Roald Dahl wasn't really the type of person to have friends.
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Gromit posted:It was even named after the pet name they both had for the Parisian hooker they were both seeing. No, that’s not true.
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Jul 9, 2021 12:49
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Clearly Jeff's lumberjack strength is just residual power from consuming açaí
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Are you suggesting someone would come on here and post lies? Just make stuff up? I doubt the veracity of this so-called "wikipedia".
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I've never realized just how funny Stan's pantomiming the family during the scatman montage in family daze is
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Stan & Francine & Stan & Francine & Radika Season 18, Episode 13 Stan and Francine go back in time to settle an argument. https://twitter.com/americandadtbs/status/1413890760496226315
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Rogu's not quite his baby, but your son-in-law will become his baby! After he gets killed by aliens. Life has so much in store for us!
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The_Doctor posted:Stan & Francine & Stan & Francine & Radika Oh hey a Reginald shout out! Would not mind him coming back, but keep him away from Hayley. He's a hilarious joke character, he doesn't need a romantic subplot.
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Jul 11, 2021 15:47
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Nep-Nep posted:Clearly Jeff's lumberjack strength is just residual power from consuming açaí It's a super food!
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Oh hey a Reginald shout out! He went to poo poo as soon as they stopped paying Tone Loc to voice him.
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Reginald was the most annoying character American Dad has ever had, except for his first appearance. And I'm including Billy!
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I dON'T HAaaVE X-RAaY ViiI-SION Yes you DO, Billy!!!
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Jul 11, 2021 20:29
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Personally I like Dr Calgary and BILLY
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Reginald was the most annoying character American Dad has ever had, except for his first appearance. And I'm including Billy! Yeah. Reginald was almost enough to ruin the show for me, his later episodes with Hayley are like, auto-skips. :/ Doesn't help that I think koalas are just awful awful
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Oh hey a Reginald shout out! He's dead chief. The episode fathers daze has him stuffed
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muscles like this! posted:He could have been mind switched away from being a koala. I'm replaying some reginald moments in my head but he's a human instead of a koala and it's... much better. Now I'm replaying the scene where Danuta sees Klaus for the first time but it's live action and it's really really funny
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