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pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

tokin opposition posted:

And by most accounts not hung

Word is he had a dick that "looked like an egg".

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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

jeffrey epsteins egg penis and ben roethlisbergers gray penis are two facts seared into my mind

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


I thought weinstein had the egg penis

of course none of them compare to the mushroom penis :chaostrump:

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Feeling shamed for having a perfectly normal 11" dick

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

tokin opposition posted:

Feeling shamed for having a perfectly normal 1.1" dick

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Inceltown posted:

Of course we do. We don't drink them all at once though because we're not monsters.

also brain freeze

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Feeling shamed for having a perfectly normal 1:1 length/width ratio on my dick

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

If we average out the penis length of every women I'm in the 99% :smug:

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


tokin opposition posted:

If we average out the penis length of every women I'm in the 99% :smug:

My Gargantuan Clit

pretty good username actually

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

World War Mammories posted:

I thought weinstein had the egg penis
He had massive scarring and appeared to be a vagina, according to victims.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Feeling shamed for my perfectly standard 4:3 dick.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
16:9 phatty ch0de

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Weinstein caught a dick disease and it rotted off. seems appropriate.

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

uber_stoat posted:

Weinstein caught a dick disease and it rotted off. seems appropriate.

He didn't let that stop him though. A real lesson in not letting life stand in your way

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

uber_stoat posted:

Weinstein caught a dick disease and it rotted off. seems appropriate.

I remember one victim claiming it smelled like poo poo.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


you know, only a couple decades ago people didn't have detailed knowledge of their betters' genitalia. love the forward march of progress

Boat Stuck
Apr 20, 2021

I tried to sneak through the canal, man! Can't make it, can't make it, the ship's stuck! Outta my way son! BOAT STUCK! BOAT STUCK!

uber_stoat posted:

Weinstein caught a dick disease and it rotted off. seems appropriate.

Screaming Idiot posted:

I remember one victim claiming it smelled like poo poo.
:barf:
that's enough internet for today

Boat Stuck has issued a correction as of 23:47 on Jul 7, 2021

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

christmas boots posted:

Feeling shamed for having a perfectly normal 1:1 length/width ratio on my dick

Very normal cylinder. Minimizes surface area.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Platystemon posted:

Very normal cylinder. Minimizes surface area.

He omitted the other :1. It's a cube!!!!!!! :greencube:

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




many of the weinstein allegations were him forcing oral on women cause he had no dick

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

taqueso posted:

I'd be too afraid the nypd truck would explode to play any games

no that's the LAPD game truck

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Real hurthling! posted:

many of the weinstein allegations were him forcing oral on women cause he had no dick

I've heard conflicting things about dick disease or the mob chopping off his dick

Jeremiah Flintwick
Jan 14, 2010

King of Kings Ozysandwich am I. If any want to know how great I am and where I lie, let him outdo me in my work.



His mob buddies cut his dick off as an act of mercy due to the dicksease.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
i imagine if you go in the truck you end up implicitly waiving every single enshrined right and all you hypothetical ones too

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Tiler Kiwi posted:

i imagine if you go in the truck you end up implicitly waiving every single enshrined right and all you hypothetical ones too

when you boot up the consoles the cops have altered the in game eula to waive your rights if you press A

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
turn in ten friends and get a new fortnite skin

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




oh man schnorkles is gonna be stoked

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


congrats on the local moms and otherwise enthusiastic lovers having fresh choices

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/bigblackjacobin/status/1415449712342282240?s=21

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/brainnotonyet/status/1415505999281025029

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Boy, it'd be terrible if someone lit those tacticlol fuckers the hell up because they wanted to larp being GUARDIAN WARRIOR SHEEPDOGS in the wrong territory. I mean, it'd be a tragedy, an inexcusable and senseless waste of human life should these delusional dumbasses experience the Die Hard John Wick action hero shootout scenario they so fervently pull their undersized puds to.

I really hope they come to their senses and get out of that line of work before the situation gets even more out of hand.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 213 days!

Screaming Idiot posted:

Boy, it'd be terrible if someone lit those tacticlol fuckers the hell up because they wanted to larp being GUARDIAN WARRIOR SHEEPDOGS in the wrong territory. I mean, it'd be a tragedy, an inexcusable and senseless waste of human life should these delusional dumbasses experience the Die Hard John Wick action hero shootout scenario they so fervently pull their undersized puds to.

I really hope they come to their senses and get out of that line of work before the situation gets even more out of hand.

now now, don't wish corp-and-cop backed larpers on disadvantaged communities, even if they are well armed (even in roblox)

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

oh my god

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
idpol and a crypto grift. two of my arch enemies fusion danced. incredible.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Twitch is having problems with streamers advertising shady gambling sites to kids (again.)

And by "problem" I mean it's a very hosed up situation but nobody really cares that much.

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy
mercenaries being the absolute lowest scum of the earth who deserve to get murked has been a pretty consensus position worldwide for thousands of years

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Smythe posted:

idpol and a crypto grift. two of my arch enemies fusion danced. incredible.

Wow. What a tasteless thing to say about Bitcoin, a cultural tradition of the friends of epstein. I'm cancelling you

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Twitch is having problems with streamers advertising shady gambling sites to kids (again.)

And by "problem" I mean it's a very hosed up situation but nobody really cares that much.

But enough about lootboxes...

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itskage
Aug 26, 2003


And mtg or pokemon booster packs. The 25 cent machines outside of grocery stores. Any other bundle with a random prize.

Turns out it's fine as long as you still get something, even if it's 25 of the same thing.

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