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Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Love to sit and watch the news with the brightness on the telly turned up so far that it burns Hiroshima shadows into all my furniture lol

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Matt Hancock’s replacement by Sajid Javid – The former health secretary was quickly out of a job after an affair with an aide came to light"

Telegraph:

1st day of Wimbledon 2021: Wimbledon’s greatest show on turf promises to bring back joy of summer

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Government to investigate leak of Matt Hancock CCTV footage

Evening Standard:

Sajid Javid: Covid restrictions in England ‘must end on 19 July’

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


You're kidding no one Blower, he's not got a spherical head, it's clearly egg-shaped

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
He is balls though.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Do you want to know how I got these scars?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson: a new face at the Department of Health – The PM has sought to claim credit for removing Matt Hancock from his post, despite No 10 saying on Friday that he ‘considered the matter closed’. Sajid Javid has replaced Hancock as the new health secretary"

Telegraph:

Macron and Le Pen face new test as France votes again in regional polls; After J-L David.

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Ministers set to end automatic isolation for pupils in England

David Squires:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Chris Whitty being harassed in the street – Prof Chris Whitty may be given police protection after another video surfaced of England’s chief medical officer being subjected to ‘appalling abuse’"

Telegraph:

School self-isolation hitting poor pupils hardest

Matt:

England beat Germany as Sterling and Kane send them to Euro 2020 last eight

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Howling at Blower kidding on he cates about kids mental health when he just wants to go to the pub so he can forget he is such a loving hack

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I chuckled at the Matt

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson’s culture war — On 1 July the Communist party of China will mark 100 years since it was founded in Shanghai"

Telegraph:


Matt:

One in 20 children missed school in England due to Covid as cases rise 66%

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Evening Standard Comment: Divided Labour must get its act together

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson’s visit to Nissan in Sunderland– Downing Street has said the Nissan £1bn electric vehicle investment in Sunderland shows Brexit can be an opportunity for car industry" After Tenniel.

Telegraph:

Pupils in England ‘should not be sent home if one child in bubble tests positive’

Matt:


Independent:

New DUP leader targets end to Northern Ireland protocol

Times:

Batley and Spen votes counted as Keir Starmer shrugs off leadership threats; William and Harry unveil Diana statue at Kensington Palace

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Using a book about the struggle and eventual state murder of an anti-apartheid activist to compare to schools not opening fast enough for your liking during a pandemic, is it?

Might as well go straight to If This Is a Man, Davey, you oval office.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Labour’s win in Batley and Spen — Keir Starmer has hailed Labour’s new MP in Batley and Spen as the future of the party and contrasted her decency and spirit with a prime minister ‘who basks in his own dishonesty’"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Gareth Southgate tells England players to seize moment against Ukraine

Independent:

After NC Wyeth.

The i paper:


Times:


Stephen Collins:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Cloud Potato posted:

Stephen Collins:

:allears:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"After Batley and Spen, where now for Keir Starmer? – Surely the Labour leader can think of something with which to assail the Conservatives…"

Sunday Telegraph:

Fears of summer chaos in England’s schools and offices without Covid restrictions

Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

England rout Ukraine 4-0 to surge into Euro 2020 semi-final with Denmark

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Why do they live in my grandparents house in the 1980s?

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Because that was the last time Mac interacted with the real world. I genuinely can't recall seeing him draw anywhere that looks like it came from this century.

Also, is that Telegraph one meant to be actually saying something, or is it literally just "no gently caress you dad doctor!" as it appears to be?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Literally yes.

It’s also a fundamental misunderstanding of the telegraph readers actually believe by the owners/editors, , which is that they believe that the scientists are right but that it should all be left up to personal choice - the anger from Tory little England is at Boris for being “weak”.

It’s daily mail readers who think sage make laws

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson’s view of the England team – With England set for the Euro 2020 semi-finals, the PM has changed his stance from his refusal, a few weeks ago, to condemn those who booed the footballers taking a knee"

Telegraph:

‘I have high standards for myself’: Emma Raducanu, Britain’s 18-year-old tennis star

Independent:

Ministers accused of causing confusion over face masks in England

Times:


Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson says most Covid rules likely to end in England on 19 July

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
lol that sinister old man with the bin bag is how blower sees himself, isn't it

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/blowercartoons/status/1316728121253601280?s=19

Very excited to discover this

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the 73rd birthday of the NHS – The Queen has awarded the George Cross, the UK’s highest award for gallantry and heroism, to the NHS to mark its public service over seven decades, Buckingham Palace has announced"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

England’s ‘freedom day’ to be day of fear for elderly people, charities warn

Times:


Evening Standard:

Experts clash with Boris Johnson as he moves to scrap compulsory mask-wearing in shops and on transport

David Squires:

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few



Lmao what a whiny baby

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

blower more like blowhard

more like he just loving blows

Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

Yes Adams the people saying those things are part of the same group, you muppet, you fuckin idiot

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the UK’s ‘cautious and irreversible’ approach – Boris Johnson will revoke hundreds of Covid regulations and make England the most unrestricted society in Europe from 19 July"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Gareth Southgate urges England to show no fear and build Wembley history

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Pissyface

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Why the obscured high heels?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I don’t understand why Blower thinks the daily telegraph readership don’t understand how government majorities work? Did he get lost on his way to the daily Mail?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
One of those "drat, I wish this was true" cartoons where Starmer is both able and willing to slow down the pace of tory covid fuckery

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on masks off or consequences – Boris Johnson, Sajid Javid and Priti Patel tackle football, Covid and asylum seekers"

Telegraph:

Covid self-isolation rules ‘slam the brakes' on Freedom Day

Matt:

England beat Denmark in extra time to set up Euro 2020 final with Italy

Independent:


Times:

Octopuses and lobsters have feelings – include them in sentience bill, urge MPs; Priti Patel’s immigration bill could make the RNLI criminals

Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on UK troops coming home from Afghanistan – Boris Johnson has announced the end of Britain’s military mission in Afghanistan following a hasty and secretive exit of the last remaining troops 20 years after the post-9/11 invasion that started the ‘war on terror’"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

‘It’s not freedom day for locals’: tourist hotspots wary of 19 July influx

Times:

Universal credit £20 top-up will end this autumn, MPs are told

Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson poised to declare extra bank holiday if England win Euro 2020

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on politicians’ embrace of the English football team – With England facing Italy in the Euro 2020 final at Wembley on Sunday, Boris Johnson and others are responding in their own way to the success of a team that has stood firm in promoting inclusivity and anti-racism"

Telegraph:

Taliban sweep through Herat province as Afghan advance continues

Matt:


Independent:

After Oskar Herrfurth.

The i paper:

England match could spark Covid outbreak, minister admits

Times:

The tiny ball-delivering car that Euro 2020 viewers adore has a new LGBTQ+ paint job for the final

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"The pressure’s on the Three Lions – England’s footballers have a lot of the country’s woes to make up for"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
mac furiously trying to make anti-italian racism a real thing again

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
mac? racist? say i ain't so!

I Love Annie May
Oct 10, 2012

Cloud Potato posted:

Mail on Sunday:


Suck it Mac, your whole nation that is gonna implode anytime now can suck it.

Sincerely, an Italian.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Cloud Potato posted:

Sunday Telegraph:



:sickos:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings: the ones who won’t be coming home – Boris Johnson has announced the end of Britain’s military mission in Afghanistan following a secretive exit of the last remaining troops"

Telegraph:

Pubs to allow ordering at the bar and nightclubs to reopen from July 19; Nadhim Zahawi says mask wearing will be ‘expected’ after 19 July

Independent:

Covid unlocking on 19 July must come with a warning, says Johnson

Times:


Evening Standard:

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