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Germans got gung ho about footie while literally viewing the UK as their mortal enemy
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aphid_licker posted:Germans got gung ho about footie while literally viewing the UK as their mortal enemy They're right
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Jul 8, 2021 20:59
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Pope Hilarius II posted:if you're American (you post very Americanly) you should know that under the Geneva Convention you are forbidden to have an opinion about football as long as you insist on calling it soccer and instead use the name football for an interminable conveyor belt of violence that produces wifebeaters and drug addicts. We call football football because a kicker kicks the ball with his foot. So why do you call bad actors pretending to cry and roll around "football"?
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Jul 8, 2021 21:00
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See also: - It's just a bunch of millionaires chasing a ball - it's not as good as rugby where real men play it and are nice to the referee - somehow a game where players run while holding a ball is more accurately called football - it's popular so I don't like it Jog on mush https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NLXrpImBCQ
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Jul 8, 2021 21:07
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Soccer just seems like slower, softer, lamer hockey with bigger egos
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Jul 8, 2021 21:09
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:We call football football because a kicker kicks the ball with his foot. You call football a sport that consists on kicking the ball 0.1% of the time yet using the hands and of course break everyone else's bones.
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Jul 8, 2021 21:10
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What's rugby?
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Jul 8, 2021 21:10
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:What's rugby? finger in butthole
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Jul 8, 2021 21:13
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:What's rugby? She picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.
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Jul 8, 2021 21:14
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Not much, what’s rugby with you?
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Jul 8, 2021 21:15
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:What's rugby? Eleanor Rugby, the only good Beatles song.
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Jul 8, 2021 21:17
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Soccer just seems like slower, softer, lamer hockey with bigger egos Sounds like somebody hasn't met many Canadian hockey players
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Jul 8, 2021 21:21
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Fister Roboto posted:Eleanor Rugby, the only good Beatles song. Fun trivia fact to impress your boomer parents: it's also the only Beatles track in which none of The Four play any instruments
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Jul 8, 2021 21:22
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:What's rugby? Rugby's fat balls hahaha gottem
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Jul 8, 2021 21:22
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Rugby, also known as football or footy, is a sport that involves moving the ball around with your hands and occasionally your feet. Aussie Rules, also known as football or footy, is a sport that involves moving the ball around with your hands and occasionally your feet. Gridiron, also known as American football or football, is a sport that involves moving the ball around with your hands and occasionally your feet. Soccer is a sport that involves moving the ball around with your feet all the time.
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Jul 8, 2021 21:23
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:We call football football because a kicker kicks the ball with his foot. Guillermus posted:You call football a sport that consists on kicking the ball 0.1% of the time yet using the hands and of course break everyone else's bones. Guys guys it's OK, there is no need for this. Both the sports called football suck.
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Jul 8, 2021 21:24
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PittTheElder posted:Sounds like somebody hasn't met many Canadian hockey players There are Canadian hockey players? Where were they last night, because I didn't see any.
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Jul 8, 2021 21:25
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:There are Canadian hockey players? Where were they last night, because I didn't see any. [this kills the canadian]
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Jul 8, 2021 21:55
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All spectator sports suck loving rear end and that includes the one you like in particular, nerd
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Jul 8, 2021 22:00
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canyoneer posted:Fun trivia fact to impress your boomer parents: it's also the only Beatles track in which none of The Four play any instruments Alan Dean Foster thought it was a good song to use as an example for a character to show off how to play the guitar I can't even picture how that would work
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Jul 8, 2021 22:05
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More embarrassing: England not winning the World Cup or Euros since the 60s, or the Canadians not winning a Stanley Cup since 1992. England has a longer streak, but Canada only plays against the US whereas England has to play against like several dozen other countries. Discuss.
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Jul 8, 2021 22:05
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My favorite sport is video games
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Jul 8, 2021 22:05
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bike tory posted:Soccer is a sport that involves moving the ball around with your feet all the time. And also your chest and your head and your knee and... They should call it nohandball for the sake of clarity.
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Jul 8, 2021 22:06
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marshmallow creep posted:And also your chest and your head and your knee and... Also your hands if you're a goalie and also if you're doing a throw-in, and.. hm. Sport is confusing.
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Jul 8, 2021 22:09
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ranbo das posted:More embarrassing: England not winning the World Cup or Euros since the 60s, or the Canadians not winning a Stanley Cup since 1992. England has a longer streak, but Canada only plays against the US whereas England has to play against like several dozen other countries. The NHL is over 53 percent Canadians, so any Stanley cup win is a win for Canada. Maybe we just need more teams.
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Jul 8, 2021 22:12
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Skateboarding is not a crime Criminalise football
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Jul 8, 2021 22:12
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marshmallow creep posted:And also your chest and your head and your knee and... It's like how an Antipasta is literally any food that is not pasta.
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Jul 8, 2021 22:15
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:There are Canadian hockey players? Where were they last night, because I didn't see any. No idea, but those dudes have bigger egos than you can possibly imagine. It's crazy. Son of Rodney posted:All spectator sports suck loving rear end and that includes the one you like in particular, nerd 
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Jul 8, 2021 22:23
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Hockey chirps are good
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Jul 8, 2021 22:28
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 So we had The Golden Generation, The Boomers, Gen X, Millenials, Zoomers and now there's whippersnappers calling themselves Gen A?
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Jul 8, 2021 22:29
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Lodin posted:
Zoomers are tentatively 2000-2020, so Gen A is probably not saying much right now.
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Jul 8, 2021 22:35
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sports are for literal morons   
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Jul 8, 2021 22:40
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Zoomers are tentatively 2000-2020, so Gen A is probably not saying much right now. Gen A is 867-5309
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Jul 8, 2021 22:43
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I think considering the cave man image "gen A" is some distant past generation (in contrast to modern gen z) and the joke is that people died quickly/young before modern medicine
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Jul 8, 2021 22:58
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I think you might be overthinking it. They might mean Gen A as in the logical start if you start assigning letters to each generation, aka the 1500-1600s-ish? Which maps to the whole 'haha we might die whenever, maybe a plague? hey bb u want sum fuq' e: fb^
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Jul 8, 2021 23:02
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Gen A is a joke about the first humans, you God damned nerds.
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Jul 8, 2021 23:06
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Gen A is a joke about the first humans, you God damned nerds. I figured that out instantly, from the context clues in the image. Also from you confirming it.
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Jul 8, 2021 23:10
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time is a flat circle
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Gen A is a joke about the first humans, you God damned nerds. That doesn't make any sense, the letter A wouldn't have existed back then 
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