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May 30, 2024 14:05
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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newman yelling "THE BEAR NEVER STOPS, JERRY!"
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Jul 9, 2021 17:15
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- bad guy
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bear kramering it's way into jerry's apartment and then mauling him to death
lmao
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Jul 9, 2021 17:32
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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jerry: so are you ready for the big date?
elaine: do bears poo poo in the wood?
jerry: im sorry? what?
elaine: it's an expression, like you've never heard it before?
jerry: i guess theres only so much you get to hear as a professional comedian
*laugh track*
elaine: it means "of course"
jerry: ah
jerry: it's a pretty specific phrase? like do bears do their business in the forest?
george: *scoffs* where else would they do it? in a public restroom?
*laugh track*
jerry: no, like, are all bears dropping deuces in the forest, aren't there bears who dont have the facilities availiable?
elaine: like those polar bears
george: so they have to migrate to relieve themselves?
*laugh track*
elaine: it's only an expression. like "one bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", its not meant to be taken literal
jerry: yeah, the bird-to-hand ratio would be totally depended on context. what if its a hand-biting bird?
*laugh track*
george: like a parro-
*the door to jerry's apartment slams open, a bewildered and excited kramer bursts through*
*audience cheers*
jerry: don't you ever knock?
kramer: you guys will never believe this, but theres a bear running wild in new york, doing his business in public restrooms
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Jul 9, 2021 17:32
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- barfdog
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jerry: so are you ready for the big date?
elaine: do bears poo poo in the wood?
jerry: im sorry? what?
elaine: it's an expression, like you've never heard it before?
jerry: i guess theres only so much you get to hear as a professional comedian
*laugh track*
elaine: it means "of course"
jerry: ah
jerry: it's a pretty specific phrase? like do bears do their business in the forest?
george: *scoffs* where else would they do it? in a public restroom?
*laugh track*
jerry: no, like, are all bears dropping deuces in the forest, aren't there bears who dont have the facilities availiable?
elaine: like those polar bears
george: so they have to migrate to relieve themselves?
*laugh track*
elaine: it's only an expression. like "one bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", its not meant to be taken literal
jerry: yeah, the bird-to-hand ratio would be totally depended on context. what if its a hand-biting bird?
*laugh track*
george: like a parro-
*the door to jerry's apartment slams open, a bewildered and excited kramer bursts through*
*audience cheers*
jerry: don't you ever knock?
kramer: you guys will never believe this, but theres a bear running wild in new york, doing his business in public restrooms
https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4
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Jul 9, 2021 17:37
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- nut
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wish this bear would eat shoots and leave if u know what i mean
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Jul 9, 2021 17:41
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- IGgy IGsen
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"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
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jerry: so are you ready for the big date?
elaine: do bears poo poo in the wood?
jerry: im sorry? what?
elaine: it's an expression, like you've never heard it before?
jerry: i guess theres only so much you get to hear as a professional comedian
*laugh track*
elaine: it means "of course"
jerry: ah
jerry: it's a pretty specific phrase? like do bears do their business in the forest?
george: *scoffs* where else would they do it? in a public restroom?
*laugh track*
jerry: no, like, are all bears dropping deuces in the forest, aren't there bears who dont have the facilities availiable?
elaine: like those polar bears
george: so they have to migrate to relieve themselves?
*laugh track*
elaine: it's only an expression. like "one bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", its not meant to be taken literal
jerry: yeah, the bird-to-hand ratio would be totally depended on context. what if its a hand-biting bird?
*laugh track*
george: like a parro-
*the door to jerry's apartment slams open, a bewildered and excited kramer bursts through*
*audience cheers*
jerry: don't you ever knock?
kramer: you guys will never believe this, but theres a bear running wild in new york, doing his business in public restrooms
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Jul 9, 2021 17:41
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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jerry: so are you ready for the big date?
elaine: do bears poo poo in the wood?
jerry: im sorry? what?
elaine: it's an expression, like you've never heard it before?
jerry: i guess theres only so much you get to hear as a professional comedian
*laugh track*
elaine: it means "of course"
jerry: ah
jerry: it's a pretty specific phrase? like do bears do their business in the forest?
george: *scoffs* where else would they do it? in a public restroom?
*laugh track*
jerry: no, like, are all bears dropping deuces in the forest, aren't there bears who dont have the facilities availiable?
elaine: like those polar bears
george: so they have to migrate to relieve themselves?
*laugh track*
elaine: it's only an expression. like "one bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", its not meant to be taken literal
jerry: yeah, the bird-to-hand ratio would be totally depended on context. what if its a hand-biting bird?
*laugh track*
george: like a parro-
*the door to jerry's apartment slams open, a bewildered and excited kramer bursts through*
*audience cheers*
jerry: don't you ever knock?
kramer: you guys will never believe this, but theres a bear running wild in new york, doing his business in public restrooms
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Jul 9, 2021 17:42
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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jerry: ... and so they're holding this "entertainment lunch" and all the members are expected to bring a friend
george: why are the comedians' guild expecting their members to have friends?
*laugh track*
jerry: *staring at george* i guess they're using a generous interpretation of the word
*laugh track*
elaine: well count me out, i'm having this entire thing with a certificated doctor that night
jerry: *visibly impressed* woah, talking about high society! and the name of this gentleman?
elaine: doctor singh
george: isn't your gp also named singh?
*laugh track*
jerry: george, please, its an extremely common surname, an-
elaine: i have a doctor's appointment
*laugh track*
jerry: anyway, who said i was going to invite mrs. singh to the event anyway
*elaine rolls her eyes*
george: i- uh, i also have a date with a doctor
george: ... or an appointment
jerry: really?
*laugh track*
george: all right, all right! i just don't want to visit those stuffy, self important funny-men, who make careers out of riffing air plane peanuts! okay?!
jerry: and that's why i never planned on inviting you in the first place
*bass solo*
*at the comedians guild event, as casualties are climbing*
jerry: jesus christ kramer! how? why?!
kramer: well, it wasn't easy, let me tell you that! i know this guy though, former soviet smuggler, see-
jerry: nevermind the how, why??
kramer: you specifically told me to bring my own bear
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Jul 9, 2021 18:21
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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jerry: ... and so they're holding this "entertainment lunch" and all the members are expected to bring a friend
george: why are the comedians' guild expecting their members to have friends?
*laugh track*
jerry: *staring at george* i guess they're using a generous interpretation of the word
*laugh track*
elaine: well count me out, i'm having this entire thing with a certificated doctor that night
jerry: *visibly impressed* woah, talking about high society! and the name of this gentleman?
elaine: doctor singh
george: isn't your gp also named singh?
*laugh track*
jerry: george, please, its an extremely common surname, an-
elaine: i have a doctor's appointment
*laugh track*
jerry: anyway, who said i was going to invite mrs. singh to the event anyway
*elaine rolls her eyes*
george: i- uh, i also have a date with a doctor
george: ... or an appointment
jerry: really?
*laugh track*
george: all right, all right! i just don't want to visit those stuffy, self important funny-men, who make careers out of riffing air plane peanuts! okay?!
jerry: and that's why i never planned on inviting you in the first place
*bass solo*
*at the comedians guild event, as casualties are climbing*
jerry: jesus christ kramer! how? why?!
kramer: well, it wasn't easy, let me tell you that! i know this guy though, former soviet smuggler, see-
jerry: nevermind the how, why??
kramer: you specifically told me to bring my own bear
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Jul 9, 2021 18:22
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- Slumpy
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jerry: so are you ready for the big date?
elaine: do bears poo poo in the wood?
jerry: im sorry? what?
elaine: it's an expression, like you've never heard it before?
jerry: i guess theres only so much you get to hear as a professional comedian
*laugh track*
elaine: it means "of course"
jerry: ah
jerry: it's a pretty specific phrase? like do bears do their business in the forest?
george: *scoffs* where else would they do it? in a public restroom?
*laugh track*
jerry: no, like, are all bears dropping deuces in the forest, aren't there bears who dont have the facilities availiable?
elaine: like those polar bears
george: so they have to migrate to relieve themselves?
*laugh track*
elaine: it's only an expression. like "one bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", its not meant to be taken literal
jerry: yeah, the bird-to-hand ratio would be totally depended on context. what if its a hand-biting bird?
*laugh track*
george: like a parro-
*the door to jerry's apartment slams open, a bewildered and excited kramer bursts through*
*audience cheers*
jerry: don't you ever knock?
kramer: you guys will never believe this, but theres a bear running wild in new york, doing his business in public restrooms
my expression through this whole thing : |
me as soon as i read the last line: lmao :- )
slumpy
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Jul 9, 2021 19:10
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- treasure bear
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treasure bear will post ITT before eating everyone ITT
helo
im not v hungry + would not eat my pals
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Jul 9, 2021 23:58
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- alnilam
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jerry: so are you ready for the big date?
elaine: do bears poo poo in the wood?
jerry: im sorry? what?
elaine: it's an expression, like you've never heard it before?
jerry: i guess theres only so much you get to hear as a professional comedian
*laugh track*
elaine: it means "of course"
jerry: ah
jerry: it's a pretty specific phrase? like do bears do their business in the forest?
george: *scoffs* where else would they do it? in a public restroom?
*laugh track*
jerry: no, like, are all bears dropping deuces in the forest, aren't there bears who dont have the facilities availiable?
elaine: like those polar bears
george: so they have to migrate to relieve themselves?
*laugh track*
elaine: it's only an expression. like "one bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", its not meant to be taken literal
jerry: yeah, the bird-to-hand ratio would be totally depended on context. what if its a hand-biting bird?
*laugh track*
george: like a parro-
*the door to jerry's apartment slams open, a bewildered and excited kramer bursts through*
*audience cheers*
jerry: don't you ever knock?
kramer: you guys will never believe this, but theres a bear running wild in new york, doing his business in public restrooms
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Jul 10, 2021 00:02
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- alnilam
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Fuckin normal rear end bear
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Jul 10, 2021 00:02
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- treasure bear
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Jul 10, 2021 00:03
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- Escape From Noise
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I hear that grizzly is a real bear to deal with.
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Oct 2, 2022 13:05
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- Escape From Noise
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Does a bear poop in the woods? Well, do ya? You disgusting animal! You make me sick!
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Oct 5, 2022 11:44
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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this bear is unable to be stood!
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Oct 5, 2022 13:43
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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I guess the word I'm looking for is intolerable
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Oct 5, 2022 14:24
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- Escape From Noise
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Bearly legal
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Oct 5, 2022 14:25
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May 30, 2024 14:05
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- Deep Glove Bruno
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yung swamp thang
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this bear's name is Warm Doug
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Oct 5, 2022 15:17
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