lets riff on this picture of a bear

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beer pal

# ? Jul 8, 2021 22:58

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 06:39

beer pal

you first

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Jul 8, 2021 23:00

nut

just came up with this i'd call him hairy rear end truman

# ? Jul 8, 2021 23:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

fattest dog i've ever seen. maybe have a salad for once sheesh

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jul 8, 2021 23:02

beer pal

hey bear... uh why dont you go home and sleep in your bed thats too hard and eat your porridge thats too hot....

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Jul 8, 2021 23:04

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I BET YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO poo poo IN THE WOODS!

# ? Jul 8, 2021 23:07

Manifisto

beer pal posted:

your fur looks soft and fuzzy and I would use you as like a throw pillow or something if you weren't inclined to violence and didn't smell like freshly killed salmon or whatever

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 8, 2021 23:12

gleebster: Only a howler

I knew Fuzzy Wuzzy; I caucused with Fuzzy Wuzzy; Fuzzy Wuzzy was a friend of mine. You are no Fuzzy Wuzzy.

# ? Jul 9, 2021 00:16

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

is this like harvey the rabbit? does anyone actually see the picture of the bear?

:ohdear:

# ? Jul 9, 2021 00:37

pseudorandom

The gently caress are you doing in a field of grass bear? You could be in a stream completely filled with fish. You absolute fool.

# ? Jul 9, 2021 00:45

IGgy IGsen: "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

tbh I'd rather have this bear as my friend. So I'm not gonna say anything mean.

# ? Jul 9, 2021 00:48

Slumpy

in new jersey there was a black bear called pedals

he was a disabled bear that had 2 hosed up front paws so he couldnt walk on all 4s

he walked around on 2 legs like people

pedals was well loved and an icon of NJ

pedals was targeted during a bear hunt and killed

here is a video of pedals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk-HHyGRSRw

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedals_(bear)

ops bear is a loving nobody

slumpy

# ? Jul 9, 2021 00:51

Heather Papps: hello friend

bears, yonder! observe bears!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jul 9, 2021 00:53

IGgy IGsen: "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

rip pedals.
Never knew you but you seem like you were loving cool.

# ? Jul 9, 2021 00:55

nitsuga

pedals is legit (rip), but please respect the grizzly.

# ? Jul 9, 2021 00:57

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

is this like harvey the rabbit? does anyone actually see the picture of the bear?

luvcow as a Status 2C we understand exactly what you see. it's okay. it's a . . . let's say it's a picture of a bear, that's accurate within nominal tolerances.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 9, 2021 00:58

nut

Slumpy posted:

in new jersey there was a black bear called pedals

he was a disabled bear that had 2 hosed up front paws so he couldnt walk on all 4s

he walked around on 2 legs like people

pedals was well loved and an icon of NJ

pedals was targeted during a bear hunt and killed

here is a video of pedals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk-HHyGRSRw

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedals_(bear)

ops bear is a loving nobody

good post

# ? Jul 9, 2021 01:35

FutonForensic

new jersey bears walk like this *walks arond on TWO legs* but new york bears walk like this *walks on three legs while flipping the bird with the fourth*

# ? Jul 9, 2021 02:11

beer pal

FutonForensic posted:

new jersey bears walk like this *walks arond on TWO legs* but new york bears walk like this *walks on three legs while flipping the bird with the fourth*

lol

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Jul 9, 2021 02:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

treasure bear will post ITT before eating everyone ITT

# ? Jul 9, 2021 03:33

nut

the composition of this bear is all off I see almost nothing of its habitat how am I to learn about this bear

# ? Jul 9, 2021 03:34

frump truck: hello... again!

if you change one letter in beer pal its bear pal

# ? Jul 9, 2021 03:35

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

frump truck posted:

if you change one letter in beer pal its bear pal

omg it was a warning :eek:

# ? Jul 9, 2021 03:36

Finger Prince

He kinda looks like the cop from Stuber

# ? Jul 9, 2021 03:51

deep dish peat moss

This dumbass bear posed and photoshopped this picture to make itself look more ripped

# ? Jul 9, 2021 03:54

deep dish peat moss

If you look at its social media you'll see that it looks like this in its other photos

# ? Jul 9, 2021 03:54

Vei

Grizzeled Veteran

# ? Jul 9, 2021 03:57

Manifisto

frump truck posted:

if you change ~~one~~ two letters in beer pal its bear ~~pal~~paw

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 9, 2021 04:03

cruft

Manifisto posted:

# ? Jul 9, 2021 04:21

Ventral EggSac

Slumpy posted:

in new jersey there was a black bear called pedals

he was a disabled bear that had 2 hosed up front paws so he couldnt walk on all 4s

he walked around on 2 legs like people

pedals was well loved and an icon of NJ

pedals was targeted during a bear hunt and killed

here is a video of pedals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk-HHyGRSRw

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedals_(bear)

ops bear is a loving nobody

whoa pedals

# ? Jul 9, 2021 14:37

bad guy

beer pal posted:

bear posture like a dang gorilla

# ? Jul 9, 2021 14:43

bad guy

what a piece of poo poo that bear is

# ? Jul 9, 2021 14:46

bad guy

just standing there in the grass. who does that?

# ? Jul 9, 2021 14:46

cruft

Who has five jointed fingers per paw and just stands there in the grass?

# ? Jul 9, 2021 14:59

Manifisto

cruft posted:

Who has five jointed fingers per paw and just stands there in the grass?

*raises paw*

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 9, 2021 15:15

bad guy

Manifisto posted:

*raises paw*

stupid bear! plunge your claws into your own idiot heart!

# ? Jul 9, 2021 16:23

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

new jersey bears walk like this *walks arond on TWO legs* but new york bears walk like this *walks on three legs while flipping the bird with the fourth*

# ? Jul 9, 2021 16:40