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| STREET FIGHT |
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72 | 69.90% |
| MIXED TAG |
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13 | 12.62% |
| IDOLO DEBUTS |
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7 | 6.80% |
| STRAP MATCH |
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5 | 4.85% |
| TRIOS |
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6 | 5.83% |
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coconono posted:and kicks. As long as they're not slapping their legs while doing it.
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Jul 9, 2021 19:11
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:As long as they're not slapping their legs while doing it. I think Mercedes Martinez would have appreciated the warning.
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Jul 9, 2021 19:13
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Vince MechMahon posted:This is one of the only things he's right about. I want to see a character like that do some despicable stuff.
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Jul 9, 2021 19:14
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I hope post-pandemic dark is still basically the TAZ and Ex podcast because Heel Malakai means TAZ likes him, means we get TAZ's loving opinions on dark poetry and metal.
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Jul 9, 2021 19:21
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Ex and the McElroy brothers is going to be AEW Dark: Factory.
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Jul 9, 2021 19:22
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JUNGLE BOY posted:I want to see a character like that do some despicable stuff. This is why Ministry of Darkness Undertaker is best Undertaker. He was sacrificing motherfuckers and what not.
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Jul 9, 2021 19:25
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JUNGLE BOY posted:I want to see a character like that do some despicable stuff. Unrealistic. Satanists are just metal head stoners. All heels should be super religious right wingers just like in real life. Le Saboteur posted:This is why Ministry of Darkness Undertaker is best Undertaker. He was sacrificing motherfuckers and what not. The ministry of Darkness did nothing wrong until they joined with the corporation. Then they were good heels, per my previous point, minus the religious part.
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Jul 9, 2021 19:26
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Vince MechMahon posted:Unrealistic. Satanists are just metal head stoners. All heels should be super religious right wingers just like in real life. This kick rear end theme made me love the Undertaker and anything he did in the 90s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZJrCZzJdYM
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Jul 9, 2021 19:30
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Dark order needs their own YouTube show, malakai needs his own vlog Get on it, bbt/two paychecks cutler
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Jul 9, 2021 19:32
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Now come on, be fair. There's also asian people doing endless 1950s inscrutable backstabber gimmicks. im personally conflicted on kairi sane bc her outfits and makeup as a heel were like, off-the-wall totally incredible, just 10/10 looks every single week i am a bitch of aesthetics, especially in wrestling, and heel kairi sane really brought it
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Jul 9, 2021 19:33
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Kairi could rock denim overalls and it'd be smokin. That's her secondary superpower.
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Jul 9, 2021 19:34
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Oh for sure, and I'm not saying Kairi needed to stay a face. She could have been a fun heel, but instead she got turned into a stereotype because Vince literally can't understand any other characters for Asian people (not just Japanese people, any Asians). (like basically imagine a bald guy stroking a very long fu manchu moustache with an inscrutable expression while also secretly holding a poisoned dagger behind his back, and that's all Asian characters if you ask Vince) Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Jul 9, 2021 |
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Jul 9, 2021 19:39
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the problem with making your black metal guy a heel is when those dudes break bad it’s usually in a very specific way that you might not want on your show! just saying I wouldn’t want to be his tag team “bandmate”
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Jul 9, 2021 19:44
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Oh for sure, and I'm not saying Kairi needed to stay a face. She could have been a fun heel, but instead she got turned into a stereotype because Vince literally can't understand any other characters for Asian people (not just Japanese people, any Asians). i will not comment on the actual content of her heel character at all bc i have not watched the show in years (why would i watch the show, paul) but yea nah that sounds about par for the course for wwe and yea... nakamura getting basically the same treatment a few years back and that terrible feud with aj was pretty much my last straw a few years ago.
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Jul 9, 2021 19:44
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karmicknight posted:I'm so glad Rosita's dead twitch channel is being used for such a public good. Imagine what he's using her OnlyFans for!
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Jul 9, 2021 19:46
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Dango Bango posted:Imagine what he's using her OnlyFans for! the increasingly detailed storyboards, the character sketches. The LORE.
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Jul 9, 2021 19:48
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i am not All Out, im instead All Sad.
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Jul 9, 2021 19:55
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Dango Bango posted:Imagine what he's using her OnlyFans for! His main roster run was Only Plans
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Jul 9, 2021 19:58
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STONE COLD 64 posted:i am not All Out, im instead All Sad.   I might keep an eye on the secondary market but the prices are insulting and getting to the arena is a nightmare so maybe I'll just watch at home and sulk about it.
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Jul 9, 2021 20:04
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Tommy Milkers posted:"It was all very last second. I feel like, in modern day wrestling, there are few moments to make a genuine surprise and get people to look your way. For me to sneak in, not be seen, dip and dive so they wouldn't see me, that took some skill." At first I was thinking Warlock, but this reads more like an Arcane Trickster Rogue to me.
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Jul 9, 2021 20:04
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Penguin Patrol posted:At first I was thinking Warlock, but this reads more like an Arcane Trickster Rogue to me. I hope Tommy starts playing D&D with the AEW roster and his character in the game is just his character on screen
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Jul 9, 2021 20:09
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Vince MechMahon posted:It's Kellogg not general Mills who are located here, so I think it must be at least regional if not national! This is backwards. GMs hq is off 394 on General Mills avenue or some poo poo in like GV. Ex is the most important talent in the company and the Mexicans are the best dressed by a country mile. Give the goblins their gold
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Jul 9, 2021 20:15
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Deathlove posted:oh god it's the new swerve stable, isn't it it is ! also it sucks thomas is losing his old theme cuz it loving whipped and had the only good live band intro ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go-aQxz1lJ4
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Jul 9, 2021 20:15
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graph posted:
excuse me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELcJaJy7fjY&t=81s
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Jul 9, 2021 20:16
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King Of Coons posted:This is backwards. GMs hq is off 394 on General Mills avenue or some poo poo in like GV. General Mills is located in Minneapolis (at least the factories but I think corporate too?) and they do not make Krave cereal, so I don't think it's local. Kellogg isn't based here and do make Krave cereal, so it is at least regional, but probably national. I'm sorry for the confusion.
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Jul 9, 2021 20:17
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Quantum of Phallus posted:excuse me no lol Vince MechMahon posted:Kellogg was a hosed up weirdo who invented cereal in an effort to keep kids from masturbating
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Jul 9, 2021 20:18
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Malakai Black v. Miro someday would be hilarious for the promos it would generate. God's chosen boy against a demonic minister. I am really looking forward to whenever the Big Four recent WWE guys in Miro/PAC/Andrade/Black actually bump into each other in AEW.
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Jul 9, 2021 20:25
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graph posted:no lol I demand a history lesson from you this instant
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Jul 9, 2021 20:25
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it was pretty clever of Miro to wait until after he beat Lance Archer to start with the god talk. Since Lance is stupid into Jesus.
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Jul 9, 2021 20:26
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Shard posted:I demand a history lesson from you this instant https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade e: goddamn this dude was a dipshit.
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Jul 9, 2021 20:27
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Shard posted:I demand a history lesson from you this instant coconono posted:https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade
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Jul 9, 2021 20:28
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Shard posted:I demand a history lesson from you this instant coconono posted:https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade
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Jul 9, 2021 20:28
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coconono posted:it was pretty clever of Miro to wait until after he beat Lance Archer to start with the god talk. Since Lance is stupid into Jesus. that's a good catch
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Jul 9, 2021 20:28
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Shard posted:I demand a history lesson from you this instant Listen to the Behind the Bastards on John Harvey Kellogg VVV it's called The Road to Wellville ozymandius1024 fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Jul 9, 2021 |
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Jul 9, 2021 20:29
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They made a movie about this in the 90s but I never saw it.
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Jul 9, 2021 20:30
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John Harvey Kellog and the railing jumper on the same level of stupid.
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Jul 9, 2021 20:31
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Shard posted:I demand a history lesson from you this instant The Dollop did a great episode on him https://youtu.be/tGkgnooYBmA
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Jul 9, 2021 20:32
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He was also really into enemas, right? Or was that another crazy capitalist weirdo?
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Jul 9, 2021 20:33
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Vince MechMahon posted:He was also really into enemas, right? Or was that another crazy capitalist weirdo? Nope, same one. He was loving horrifying.
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Jul 9, 2021 20:34
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glad we could introduce another into the lore of the cereal
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Jul 9, 2021 20:35
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