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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



CHaKKaWaKka posted:

We'll have to piece together the lore of Malakai Black by looking at the descriptions on the pieces of ring gear he puts up for auction.

Malakai Black is the furitive pygmy, so easily forgotten, and all of this is going to lead to the reveal of Dark Souls 4: The Reign of Malakai.

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Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
The Malakai debut video except when he hits the Black Mass on Cody "YOU DIED" appears on screen.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Well this stinks for Bayley

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1413566495347589123

There isn't detail on what the actual injury is, but I'll go ahead and assume it's knee-related

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Paul leaving the PC with a sledgehammer that has spray tanner smeared all over the head.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/matthardybrand/status/1413570700925886468?s=21

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones

CAnon is a very apt term to describe Cornette acolytes. Man, I hope when Dark Side of the Ring hits season 10 or whatever and Cornette finally gets an episode centred on him, it won't be because he riled up his followers enough to do domestic terrorism over rasslin'.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Is that the rear end in a top hat who jumped in the ring last Wednesday?

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Nick Jr. Face posted:

Is that the rear end in a top hat who jumped in the ring last Wednesday?

Yes

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Nick Jr. Face posted:

Is that the rear end in a top hat who jumped in the ring last Wednesday?

Think he’s @IAmJericho on Twitter

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Yeah I just looked him up. He's retweeting everyone making GBS threads on him because he is absolutely not owned

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Nick Jr. Face posted:

Yeah I just looked him up. He's retweeting everyone making GBS threads on him because he is absolutely not owned

probably the most attention he's got since his stepmother screamed at him for making GBS threads his pants as a 15 yr old.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Stone Pitbull 141 posted:

I would give anything to have Malakai Black stream Dark Souls and talk about its lore.

And the lore of his cats.

VideoWitch
Oct 9, 2012

He sure showed AEW by giving them money to attend their show and accomplishing nothing of note except getting punched in the face by Jericho

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Pinwiz11 posted:

And the lore of his cats.

he does have good kitties :3:

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
I didn't even see it happening because I looked away briefly when it happened. And if I can miss it by checking out that noise I heard at the other end of the room he can't even say he disrupted the show in a meaningful way. He literally just bought a ticket to fade into obscurity.

IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Jul 9, 2021

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



IGgy IGsen posted:

I didn't even see it happening because I looked away briefly when it happened. And if I can miss it by check out that noise I heard at the other end of the room he can't even say he disrupted the show in a meaningfuly way. He literally just bought a ticket to fade into obscurity.

I literally ran to the bathroom during Jericho's entrance and had no clue it happened until I checked the thread.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Yeah haha I fastforwarded to the actual sit down so I didn’t see it either and was like “what the gently caress are they talking about “

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

the cameras did a pretty good job of not actually getting him on the live feed, you really only saw his arm and jericho reacting to what was clearly some weirdo going rogue and punching at him

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

boxcarhobo posted:

the cameras did a pretty good job of not actually getting him on the live feed, you really only saw his arm and jericho reacting to what was clearly some weirdo going rogue and punching at him

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Jericho and MJF also mentioned it, but AEW did the right thing by not actually cutting to him at all. The attention he's gotten is because of fan's shooting from the crowd, he'll be forgotten about in a week or two.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

RealFoxy posted:

Jericho and MJF also mentioned it, but AEW did the right thing by not actually cutting to him at all. The attention he's gotten is because of fan's shooting from the crowd, he'll be forgotten about in a week or two.

also helps that whatever footage there is of the dumbass was shot on actual potatoes

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/Alan_V_Angels/status/1413561000549289994?s=19

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Alan Fiveangels was Always Good

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

When the worst person you know…..

https://twitter.com/geckograham/status/1413591595065171970?s=21

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
Maybe I am seeing why AEW didn't hire him.. https://twitter.com/TheMattCardona/status/1413147453713387532?s=19

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

I cannot tell if Alberto is standing on the turnbuckle or is photoshopped in

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
It looks a lovely WWE 2KWhatever screengrab

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

kinetic77 posted:

When the worst person you know…..

Cornette, despite all his lovely archaic opinions, still respects the business as a whole. These chuds do not.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ganso Bomb posted:

Well this stinks for Bayley

Poor Bayley, she was one of the few shining lights of WWE in 2020 and she only deserves good things, not this poo poo :smith:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Cornette’s co-host as well

https://twitter.com/greatbrianlast/status/1413544069364604938?s=21

When “NOTICE ME SENPAI” backfires miserably

0konner
Nov 17, 2016

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

Huh? Didn’t Andrade also endorse Alberto recently?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

0konner posted:

Huh? Didn’t Andrade also endorse Alberto recently?

he was booked to wrestle him on some show but knowing alberto who knows if it ever even happened

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Imagine eating an assault charge to get the approval of someone you admire only to get decked and told by that someone what a fuckup you are

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Imagine eating an assault charge to get the approval of someone you admire only to get decked and told by that someone what a fuckup you are

it's my favorite wrestling angle of the year

Stall_19
Jan 2, 2013

Prodigy of Victor von Doom
https://twitter.com/wrestlingleva/status/1413666336698470404

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Kenny makes a good point https://twitter.com/KennyOmegamanX/status/1413724442220445696?s=19

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
Can't believe Jim Cornette is going to be president.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Uncle Ulty posted:

My brain broke in half when I saw that Black quoted the Wheel of Time. The fanboy in me is grinning ear to ear about the quote, let alone the match.

I smoothed my skirt and tugged on my braid

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Duke Pukem posted:

I straitened my skirt and tugged on my braid

*sniff*

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the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

https://twitter.com/officialtaz/status/1413661663019024392?s=21

HOOK

dunno, just… Hook, ya know?

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