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I will never, ever stop ejaculating
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 17:17 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:31 |
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Or posting about my ejaculations from 1995
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 17:18 |
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DerekSmartymans posted:It’s really stupid because what does it affect if you have a lot of sex instead of whackin’ your junk? It’s more fun but for a male (me) there’s nothing really physically different between the two (not including the intimacy that makes sex emotionally more healthy). Lol
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 17:53 |
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I think this whole forum is collectively sundowning now that we're all old people. and Hell, I'm happy to be among friends while my brain evaporates
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 17:54 |
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Kevin DuBrow posted:I don't get it, what was the protein source Hotdogs up urethra.
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 18:35 |
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Last Chance posted:I think this whole forum is collectively sundowning now that we're all old people. and Hell, I'm happy to be among friends while my brain evaporates
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 18:46 |
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Kevin DuBrow posted:I don't get it, what was the protein source Residual spermatozoa in the urethra from sex an hour before the urine sample.
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 00:12 |
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Anne Whateley posted:Or posting about my ejaculations from 1995 Nothing screams dead, gay forum like 25 year old ejaculation stories in a Reddit thread. Is there a r/pantshittimg sub? Asking for a friend Edit: is there any demographic info on SA through the years or closer to now? I know we’ve lost a lot over the years but there are still a bunch of names I see posting that I remember from 16 years ago. Just never thought about it before DerekSmartymans fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Jul 11, 2021 |
# ? Jul 11, 2021 00:15 |
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DerekSmartymans posted:It’s really stupid because what does it affect if you have a lot of sex instead of whackin’ your junk? It’s more fun but for a male (me) there’s nothing really physically different between the two (not including the intimacy that makes sex emotionally more healthy). Which subreddit is this from
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 01:02 |
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Gomez Chamberlain posted:Which subreddit is this from r/TMI
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 01:05 |
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I gotta say, I think its the first time I have seen someone posting about how much sex they used to have without that being their gimmick
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 01:30 |
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DerekSmartymans posted:Edit: is there any demographic info on SA through the years or closer to now? I know we’ve lost a lot over the years but there are still a bunch of names I see posting that I remember from 16 years ago. Just never thought about it before I bet an admin could run a report on the database and peg a regdate year to average posting career activity over time all I really know anecdotally is SA has shifted left and queer and used to be right and LF
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 04:09 |
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if reddit taught me anything it's that the healthiest of all babies are born from fully matured sperm (64 days of no ejac from a 64 year old) and a woman of prime breeding age (14 years) just think of how many alien planets we could have conquered, if only we had the courage to make babbys as nature intended
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 04:30 |
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DerekSmartymans posted:It’s really stupid because what does it affect if you have a lot of sex instead of whackin’ your junk? It’s more fun but for a male (me) there’s nothing really physically different between the two (not including the intimacy that makes sex emotionally more healthy). Either you guys were banging it out quick or you both set aside an admirable amount of time for loving. Either way, 🥂
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 04:33 |
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obviously the difference is that the sperm wasn't wasted when you sometimes but not always did PiV with your ex or dead wife or w/e god makes your sperm less powerful when you jerk off it's like how a woman can sleep with the same guy 300 times and be fine but if she fucks 3 different guys she gets all loose it's god
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 04:40 |
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Wouldn't that theory mean if you *really* cared about STRONG SPERM CHILDREN you would time it so you'd deposit at a sperm bank or something at your peak? Very reddit, lots of huffawing about how good it could be without the follow through. "Yeah boss, gotta take an extended lunch. Yeah, I gotta leave my nut so I can make the human race stronger."
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 04:49 |
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zgrowler2 posted:I bet an admin could run a report on the database and peg a regdate year to average posting career activity over time this is a good thing imo
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 05:04 |
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worst part is that he thought that because they reach maturity at 64 days that means if any woman god forbid let him impregnate them he was holding them in twice as long to make 128 day decrepit sperm babies like they'd be born as an old man benjamin button baby but only get older from there
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 05:35 |
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I think they've internalized the shame associated with masturbation of Christian morality, then went looking for a "logical" explanation of why they feel this way.
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DerekSmartymans posted:It’s really stupid because what does it affect if you have a lot of sex instead of whackin’ your junk? It’s more fun but for a male (me) there’s nothing really physically different between the two (not including the intimacy that makes sex emotionally more healthy). hell yeah
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 10:16 |
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Last Chance posted:I think this whole forum is collectively sundowning now that we're all old people. and Hell, I'm happy to be among friends while my brain evaporates You get to meet new people every day
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 11:14 |
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DerekSmartymans posted:It’s really stupid because what does it affect if you have a lot of sex instead of whackin’ your junk? It’s more fun but for a male (me) there’s nothing really physically different between the two (not including the intimacy that makes sex emotionally more healthy). Sex at least 14 times a week and you got divorced.
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 11:59 |
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Poohs Packin posted:Sex at least 14 times a week and you got divorced. He never specifically said they had sex with eachother
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 12:10 |
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I mean obviously there are a ton of factors to a healthy marriage but a dead bedroom is usually a sign things are going south. 14 times a week is like crazy near compulsive levels of banging. I also love the "not always PiV" line.
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 12:15 |
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Kevin DuBrow posted:This is the second most upvoted post of all time from that subreddit monster cable for sperm
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 13:56 |
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Poohs Packin posted:Sex at least 14 times a week and you got divorced. I did specifically mention it went way down after our son was born. We got divorced because I would disappear for a couple of days at a time and give our money away to anyone with a sob story. She tried, but she spent two years living with an untreated paranoid schizophrenic so I don’t hold a grudge or anything. If she hadn’t left me I never would have sought professional help. I wasn’t ever violent or anything, but I wasn’t the same person she’d married, and we’ve remained cordial after all these years raising our boy. Edit: Specifically saying “not always PiV” was a conscious choice. You can give physical intimacy to someone you love all the time without intercourse, but I still consider it sex. DerekSmartymans fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Jul 11, 2021 |
# ? Jul 11, 2021 16:02 |
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DerekSmartymans posted:
It’s still pretty funny, sex twice a day probably would have sufficed but I appreciate the attention to detail even if it’s not a full breakdown of orifices/manual stimulation.
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 18:25 |
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Snowy posted:It’s still pretty funny, sex twice a day probably would have sufficed but I appreciate the attention to detail even if it’s not a full breakdown of orifices/manual stimulation. :highfive:
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 18:32 |
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Poohs Packin posted:I also love the "not always PiV" line. same
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 19:05 |
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Jestery posted:Nm what's a hapa with you genuine lol
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 19:08 |
cebrail posted:Didn’t reddit start without a comment function? I think it was supposed to be just a list of links and pictures, ranked by voting. No, it used to not allow pictures at all and look more like a wall of del.icio.us links with comments sections. It was mostly tech/nerd poo poo back then, basically a new version of Digg, Fark, Slashdot, w/e. It set itself apart initially for not having pictures and all of the Lowest Common Denominator content that has become the site's hallmark. Making the site run on a literally popularity-contest made its modern form inevitable, but for a brief period it was a welcome respite form Digg which had become inundated with lovely top 10 lego star wars videogame lists and other poo poo we'd call clickbait or blogspam today. Reddit changed it's mind about pictures and LCD content and the site became much more popular in short order, more or less what it is today. Thing is I think everyone assumed Reddit would be dead by now like its predecessors, but I guess the infinite splintering communities thing gave it more staying power than the rest.
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 19:24 |
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Reddit didn't have official embedded pictures for ages and it went down to lowest-common-denominator stuff way before that was added. Everyone just used browser extensions to add that functionality. It also used to have only a small set of officially moderated sub-boards run by the admins, instead of infinite user-created subreddits.
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 19:40 |
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anyway have some content
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 19:46 |
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:Reddit didn't have official embedded pictures for ages and it went down to lowest-common-denominator stuff way before that was added. I think I’m equal parts amazed and relieved that Reddit doesn’t have embedded images in the replies.
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# ? Jul 11, 2021 19:54 |
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Why does the Reddit thread inexorably swing to goons posting about their sex life
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# ? Jul 12, 2021 00:35 |
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Mx. posted:Why does the Reddit thread inexorably swing to goons posting about their sex life Look I need everyone to know I am a sex haver. What is even the point of having sex if not for kudos? Honestly. On the topic of reddit tho sometimes when I get bored I try and achieve the most downvotes on a comment with the laziest post. It's surprising how formulaic it is. You don't need to resort to slurs or anything (because knowing reddit they'd hit the up arrow). Just post something like "I think it's good that cancel culture is making people think about their actions" or "I think white men have had their time and must now share the floor with everyone else". These are the spiciest opinions on reddit besides dumb video game ones.
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# ? Jul 12, 2021 02:21 |
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What would it take to get those niche communities that some of you use reddit for to use a forum like SA? I mean surely we aren't the only people that think the reddit system is not ideal for discussion.
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# ? Jul 12, 2021 02:29 |
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I think it probably varies by hobby but reddit seems to take passion / obsession to another level a lot of the time and I think a lot of that wouldn't be possible with conversation about a particular subject contained in a single thread (not necessarily a bad thing) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZK8Z8hulFg The video is barely exaggerating lol https://www.reddit.com/r/HydroHomies
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# ? Jul 12, 2021 07:17 |
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"hydro homies" used to be named "water n-words" (but the actual word) and then 50 million white dudes complained about how it was all a joke and super funny when it was banned
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# ? Jul 12, 2021 07:32 |
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Party Boat posted:I think it probably varies by hobby but reddit seems to take passion / obsession to another level a lot of the time and I think a lot of that wouldn't be possible with conversation about a particular subject contained in a single thread (not necessarily a bad thing) This guy's reddit fart huffing tone impression is spot on.
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