Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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glitchwraith: Dec 29, 2008

Cleretic posted:

So how much of that Jimmy Olsen series about him being essentially the only guy in a light-hearted superhero comic that can recognize how horrible the things that happen are? There's some real potential here.

Surprisingly little, though he does frequently recognize how terrible his own life is.

Bucnasti posted:

Why is Negative Woman canvasing in the background?

I think that was a throwback to an earlier joke showing past disaster's "caused" by Jimmy where he's surrounded by similar googly-eyed and bandaged people. It's never explained.

Tried to post the page, but having trouble getting imgur to work.

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Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

The Destructor #4 (1975)

Spidey Super Stories #27 (1977)

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Darthemed posted:

Spidey Super Stories #27 (1977)

Call Squirrel Girl?

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Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Darthemed posted:

The Destructor #4 (1975)

Spidey Super Stories #27 (1977)

What if Silver Age Superman, but Wolverine?

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Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Darthemed posted:

The Destructor #4 (1975)

Spidey Super Stories #27 (1977)

That really hurt! Who throws acorns? Honestly!

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TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Wolverine - Infinity Watch #3: Wolverine and Loki (yes it's an odd teamup, don't ask) need to track a human across the galaxy and Loki says he knows somebody in Greenwich Village

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Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

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The Hero We Need

Darthemed posted:

The Destructor #4 (1975)

"No! My most dangerous nemesis - the INFLATABLE SEX DOLL!"

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Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

TwoPair posted:

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Gimme a beer... and gimme a mop."

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Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

TwoPair posted:

Wolverine - Infinity Watch #3: Wolverine and Loki (yes it's an odd teamup, don't ask) need to track a human across the galaxy and Loki says he knows somebody in Greenwich Village

Even in the Marvel universe dogs are the best

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Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Especially in the Marvel Universe. You got ghost dogs, teleporting Inhuman dogs, pizza dogs, Hel dogs, Warwolf amazing baby dogs, etc;

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Open Marriage Night posted:

Especially in the Marvel Universe. You got ghost dogs, teleporting Inhuman dogs, pizza dogs, Hel dogs, Warwolf amazing baby dogs, etc;

Do you get a dog with a really big tooth? Yeah didn't think so.

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Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

No, but there�s a talking cosmonaut dog.

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Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Do you get a dog with a really big tooth? Yeah didn't think so.

Does Zabu count?

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Vulpes Vulpes: Apr 28, 2013; "...for you, it is all over...!"

Bats is the absolute best.

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amigolupus: Aug 25, 2017

Open Marriage Night posted:

Especially in the Marvel Universe. You got ghost dogs, teleporting Inhuman dogs, pizza dogs, Hel dogs, Warwolf amazing baby dogs, etc;

The MCU really needs to add these dogs in their films. They're seriously missing out.

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10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

amigolupus posted:

The MCU really needs to add these dogs in their films. They're seriously missing out.

Lucky the Pizza Dog will be in the Hawkeye show!

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Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

No matter how much we ignore it and try not to discuss it, Lockjaw was in the ABC Inhumans show.

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Beerdeer: Apr 25, 2006; Frank Herbert's Dude

Frog Thor isn�t a dog, but made it into Loki

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Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Yes but when are we getting Cat Thor

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Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Phoenix #3 (1975)

The Defenders #43 (1977)

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The Modern Leper: Dec 25, 2008; You must be a masochist

Rhyno posted:

No matter how much we ignore it and try not to discuss it, Lockjaw was in the ABC Inhumans show.

Did the Inhumans show introduce Terrigen? I'm looking forward to Ms. Marvel, but it it feels like I big ask to have her unpack all of that if we've memory holed the Inhumans entirely from the live-action canon.

EDIT: Thought this was the MCU TV thread. Excuse the derail.

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Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Terrigen Mist was introduced via Agents of SHIELD first.

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Darthemed posted:

Phoenix #3 (1975)

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Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

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Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Kennel posted:

That's some serious passive aggressiveness there, Becky

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

wide-eyed contempt for the racist white drone seems about right.

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Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

He was right, though. Her motions were hideous. She was like Elaine dancing on Seinfeld.

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Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Oh hell, I didn't even realize "jungle tom toms" was a racist slur thing. Thought it was some weird jargon from the 50's or whenever those panels are from. The wonders of English not being a native language for me.

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Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Saoshyant posted:

Oh hell, I didn't even realize "jungle tom toms" was a racist slur thing. Thought it was some weird jargon from the 50's or whenever those panels are from.

In this case it's both (depending on how you define jargon) but sometimes it's actually legit. I've seen a few derails where someone thought Jungle Music was making similar slurs but that's an actual music genre from the 90s.

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Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Time for a palate cleanser.

This is a known fact on how the Canadian border operates.

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The Modern Leper: Dec 25, 2008; You must be a masochist

Bruceski posted:

In this case it's both (depending on how you define jargon) but sometimes it's actually legit. I've seen a few derails where someone thought Jungle Music was making similar slurs but that's an actual music genre from the 90s.

"Jungle," not "Jungle Music".

And yeah, "that sounds like [vaguely racist term]" is probably racist.

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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

jungle is what they called drum and bass before white people started to like it

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Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

When a white man in the 60's says something about jungles, it's probably racist.

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Beerdeer: Apr 25, 2006; Frank Herbert's Dude

Ultimate Peter Parker�s greatest enemies, including and especially Wolverine.

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hiddenriverninja: May 10, 2013; life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Grendels Dad posted:

When a white man in the 60's says something about jungles, it's probably racist.

Oh no, "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"!

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Beerdeer posted:

Ultimate Peter Parker’s greatest enemies, including and especially Wolverine.

I mean, after what he did to Mary Jane...

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frodnonnag: Aug 13, 2007

Beerdeer posted:

Ultimate Peter Parker’s greatest enemies, including and especially Wolverine.

A giant sized man-thing?

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Toshimo: Aug 23, 2012; He's outta line...

But he's right!

Beerdeer posted:

Ultimate Peter Parker’s greatest enemies, including and especially Wolverine.

Ultimate Wolverine is a rapist pedophile.

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Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Saoshyant posted:

Time for a palate cleanser.

This is a known fact on how the Canadian border operates.

So both Wolverine and Sabertooth are back? I dropped off comics aftee they dies. What should I read to catch up.

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Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Saoshyant posted:

Time for a palate cleanser.

This is a known fact on how the Canadian border operates.

"Hello is that The Government?" is a loving fantastic line.

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