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Bored posted:Right? I was thinking,” why would to keep that tiny monster in your boat after that injury?” Yeah what happens is you go to grab it and it severs a fuckin artery
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Yeah what happens is you go to grab it and it severs a fuckin artery Oh. I figured it was an obvious hockey smack that bastard back into the ocean. Don’t ducking touch it. try to stay the gently caress out of range.
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Jul 6, 2021 00:33
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Jul 6, 2021 22:47
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This is hilarious because the muscles that allow the alligator's jaw to open are insanely weak, but the ones that clamp down are super powerful. This is why you can hold their mouths shut with just your hand, or your claw in this case 
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Jul 6, 2021 23:12
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https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/ban-on-boiling-lobsters-alive-under-plans-to-boost-welfare-rights-of-crustaceans-and-molluscs-jpx2whf0v
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Jul 7, 2021 01:39
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The welfare rights of crustaceans is a slippery slope that leads to humans being crushed under the chitiny foot of crabitalism. I'm not complaining. 
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Jul 7, 2021 01:43
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Ror posted:The welfare rights of crustaceans is a slippery slope that leads to humans being crushed under the chitiny foot of crabitalism. Don’t stop, I’m almost there.
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Jul 7, 2021 02:20
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Crabunism is superior and as inevitable as carcinization
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Jul 7, 2021 10:15
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Democrabtic Soclawism
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https://twitter.com/sushio_/status/1412654706816524291   
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christmas boots posted:Democrabtic Soclawism Anarcho-Clawmunism
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Jul 7, 2021 19:06
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Just going to leave this here: https://instagram.com/the_crabologist?utm_medium=copy_link
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Jul 8, 2021 01:52
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Nope. Still no clue what is going on here.
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Jul 8, 2021 06:24
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Smh, if u attended the Clawtholic church's bubble studies more often you'd understand
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Slaan posted:Smh, if u attended the Clawtholic church's bubble studies more often you'd understand That is likely true.
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Git im skeeter!!
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https://youtu.be/W92SB_SW9E0 https://youtu.be/DvvN0lz-Mps I could have sworn there was a video of them pushing that crab off so that they don’t kill him on the way back to the surface. https://youtu.be/EAp63o_e_dc https://youtu.be/aQtfa5peLsM Skip to 4:08 for crab dive. Bored fucked around with this message at 10:45 on Jul 9, 2021 |
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Jul 9, 2021 10:20
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obligatory post as a crab
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Jul 9, 2021 16:09
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Fun thread from Reddit where a shop owner has a few coconut crabs ambling about and talks about how chill they are (while most posters freak out): https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolled...utm_name=iossmf OP knows they’re the coolest, won’t hear otherwise.
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:Fun thread from Reddit where a shop owner has a few coconut crabs ambling about and talks about how chill they are (while most posters freak out): https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolled...utm_name=iossmf They are there to https://youtu.be/AzL6DgKFcVo
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Mudcrab Merchant posted:obligatory post as a crab once again i would like to thank you for relieving me of inordinate amounts of
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 I found a spot in Ghost of Tsushima where you can cast Summon Crabs
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Wait where?
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low key sex master posted:Wait where? It's one of the pillars of honor you can honor to trigger a nature effect.  It's this one iirc
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Jul 11, 2021 20:05
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does anyone know any spots irl where i can cast summon crabs?
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Jul 11, 2021 23:07
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Any beach in the Carolinas. Material component: a chicken leg on a string.
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ArcMage posted:Any beach in the Carolinas. Just got back from vacation in Myrtle Beach. Zero crabs summoned or seen. 
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Cartoon Man posted:Just got back from vacation in Myrtle Beach. Zero crabs summoned or seen. P sure Myrtle Beach is known for its crotchal variety, ain’t it?
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Cairn Crab is my new god
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I made it all the way through laboriously typing that up for my phone to translate without suspecting a thing 
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It’s an allegory for Spanish imperialism. Or something.
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