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So I enjoy this thread, but got to be about a year behind. I accidently clicked the take me to last page button when I was going to start trying to catch up. Oh well! Can anyone bring me up to speed with CIG's latest and greatest for the last year or so? I stopped following about a month into Covid.
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Anime Store Adventure posted:I have slowly caught up on this thread over months which has been fun. Thank you for all the great animal gifs and pics. Every art asset and design decision in the game has to be signed off on by a single extremely stupid thumb man
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Anime Store Adventure posted:I know the answer is probably that there isn’t really any design philosophy but then why don’t they have smaller designs that are easier to design and implement? Whaaat is going onnnnn?? Do they just need the cities look bigger so your Idris doesn’t dwarf them? When all the spaces are so huge it also makes it seem like some kind of post-scarcity society. I mean no one would build floating cities that constantly suck up fuel just to stay in the sky for a utilitarian purpose, right? It's more like a monument to supreme power and freedom from want. Gay Luxury Space Communism type stuff. Which doesn't jive all that well with their semi-gritty universe full of slavers and bounty hunters and pirates and serial castrators
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https://i.imgur.com/QamvF1V.gifv
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Anime Store Adventure posted:I have slowly caught up on this thread over months which has been fun. Thank you for all the great animal gifs and pics. Chris real-world inspiration is Pyongyang
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Play posted:I mean no one would build floating cities that constantly suck up fuel just to stay in the sky for a utilitarian purpose, right? It's more like a monument to supreme power and freedom from want. Gay Luxury Space Communism type stuff. quote:The platforms proved to be ideal for Crusader, since normally their large-scale commercial transport ships would otherwise need to be built beyond the atmosphere. Being constructed in open air allows the cost of these ships to be reduced by almost 40% on the back end, which is often passed along to consumers. The reason why is it supposed to be less costly is not described further, so I am assuming it's nonsense. Dwesa fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Jul 12, 2021 |
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to (probably incorrectly) paraphrase Einstein "three things are infinite. the universe, human stupidity and Store Citizer's development cycle, and I'm not yet sure about the development cycle" Haven't checked this thread in months. Is it finally coming to an end as Crobbear waddles off into the sunset with a burlap sack with a giant dollar sign on it?
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# ? Jul 12, 2021 20:55 |
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Uh huh, way cheaper and easier to build a massive ship in atmosphere and within the gravity well for.... reasons. Yep. That makes absolutely no sense, 0 gravity would be the best place to build a massive starship, and the lack of atmosphere doesn't really hurt it either. You could even build an orbital shipyard that has both atmosphere and 0 gravity. Just out of curiosity, are there space elevators in Star Citizen? After seeing how much trouble they had with normal elevators, I'm gonna have to assume not.... but that's the kind of a theoretical massive engineering project that would fit pretty well into this 'universe' and seems to match up with the general level of technology.
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# ? Jul 12, 2021 21:21 |
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MostlyRandom posted:
Tell Molly I love her and would die for her.
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# ? Jul 12, 2021 21:38 |
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IncredibleIgloo posted:So I enjoy this thread, but got to be about a year behind. I accidently clicked the take me to last page button when I was going to start trying to catch up. Oh well! Can anyone bring me up to speed with CIG's latest and greatest for the last year or so? I stopped following about a month into Covid. FYI, you can mark a specific post as your last read point on the Awful app, i am not sure how to on chrome. Anime Store Adventure posted:
IIRC, video game spaces are typically much larger than real spaces in large part because of third person cameras. They need a *lot* of room to work properly and look good. How does this apply to Star Citizen? Well...it doesn't. They don't have a reason, it's just how they did it at Full Sail I guess.
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Play posted:Just out of curiosity, are there space elevators in Star Citizen? After seeing how much trouble they had with normal elevators, I'm gonna have to assume not.... but that's the kind of a theoretical massive engineering project that would fit pretty well into this 'universe' and seems to match up with the general level of technology. No, SC is a low-tech future that has hyper-hi-tech stuff haphazardly thrown out in there. No space elevator but cheap FTL travel and anti-grav is available. A planet where people have to fight the cold weather but also terraformed planets. Space dollies but also anti-gravity beams light enough to be carried by hand. Problems building ships in space but also a planet completely covered by a mega city that took a mere 80 years to build.
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IncredibleIgloo posted:So I enjoy this thread, but got to be about a year behind. I accidently clicked the take me to last page button when I was going to start trying to catch up. Oh well! Can anyone bring me up to speed with CIG's latest and greatest for the last year or so? I stopped following about a month into Covid. Sandi and Chris disappeared for most of the year then suddenly reappeared. No one know what is going on. Also this guy wanted bounty hunting castration mechanics.
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TheDeadlyShoe posted:FYI, you can mark a specific post as your last read point on the Awful app, i am not sure how to on chrome. Is star citizen still intended to be 100% first person? I feel like the third person camera was talked about as a temporary thing, to avoid things like giving people using it an advantage in combat by looking around corners, etc. I really hope Chris forces them all in to first person only soon.
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Lammasu posted:Sandi and Chris disappeared for most of the year then suddenly reappeared. No one know what is going on. Also this guy wanted bounty hunting castration mechanics. Pay particular attention to the bolded area And if anyone has that handy, please post it it's probably my number one favorite piece of Star Citizen lore trucutru posted:No, SC is a low-tech future that has hyper-hi-tech stuff haphazardly thrown out in there. No space elevator but cheap FTL travel and anti-grav is available. A planet where people have to fight the cold weather but also terraformed planets. Space dollies but also anti-gravity beams light enough to be carried by hand. Problems building ships in space but also a planet completely covered by a mega city that took a mere 80 years to build. Yeahhhhhh that's kinda what I figured. I know it's kind of silly, I mean Star Wars is basically the same way, but why not just attempt some in-universe consistency in terms of technology, lifestyle, etc.? Are characters in zero g when they are inside their spacecraft and it isn't moving? When the spacecraft is accelerating does the "back" of the spacecraft become the floor or is there a magic gravity field on anything and everything that somehow keeps it at 1 G?
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Lammasu posted:Sandi and Chris disappeared for most of the year then suddenly reappeared. No one know what is going on. Also this guy wanted bounty hunting castration mechanics. I know that Sandi was disappeared for a while, but Chris fell off the radar as well? Who was minding the ship, so to speak, while they were gone? Erin? Belt guy? Toast? Also, when they both reappeared, are they back together now?
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Play posted:Pay particular attention to the bolded area yeah I am morbidly curious
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IncredibleIgloo posted:I know that Sandi was disappeared for a while, but Chris fell off the radar as well? Who was minding the ship, so to speak, while they were gone? Erin? Belt guy? Toast? Neither was wearing a wedding ring. Take from that what you will.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 00:13 |
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FrostyPox posted:yeah I am morbidly curious Actually just searching Star Citizen castration caused it to pop right up! lol quote:Hello, my fellow citizens! I'd like to go over some medical notes in regard to bounty hunting and helping those that do similar jobs obtain some extra safety and budget flexibility.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 00:21 |
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I only skimmed it but holy frijoles Might have to play this game if I can be a serial killer keeping dismembered torsos in my cargo hold, though (lmao no)
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 00:50 |
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Dwesa posted:This one made my entire month. Whoever had the ide to do this deserves a raise I'm the tacit acknowledgement by GInotG that they use art assets to maintain their confidence scam Star Citizen: would have closed shop years ago form lack of consumer confidence. Art sells or Star Citizen: Art sells.
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Play posted:Pay particular attention to the bolded area This one? https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5sobue/the_benefits_of_castration/ quote:Hello, my fellow citizens! I'd like to go over some medical notes in regard to bounty hunting and helping those that do similar jobs obtain some extra safety and budget flexibility. Mwah!
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I too wrote a thesis about bodily torture in video games. Here it is in its entirety:
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quote:Anyway, TL;DR: due to the ability to "hide" a person in a crate, it may be possible to forcefully place a prisoner in a crate or mundane location such as a bathroom via crippling the arms, legs, and torso/groin.
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In a healthy community, that kind of torture smut would have been flagged and spoiler-tagged - or deleted entirely. Unless I've missed it, SC doesn't have explicit content warnings, nor does it carry a Mature rating. The fact that the 'castration post' just one of multiple notorious examples of theory-crafting-turned-grotesque-fantasies says a lot about CiG's audience and the community that they've allowed to fester.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 02:55 |
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IncredibleIgloo posted:So I enjoy this thread, but got to be about a year behind. I accidently clicked the take me to last page button when I was going to start trying to catch up. Oh well! Can anyone bring me up to speed with CIG's latest and greatest for the last year or so? I stopped following about a month into Covid. There is always
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The Rabbi T. White posted:Tell Molly I love her and would die for her. she tells me the feeling is mutual if you have jaffa cakes
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Play posted:
I think the commandos must have gravity boots (or at least vacuum cleaners attached to their feet ) because inside a ship the floor is always the floor regardless of where the ship is or its orientation and all of the "planets" which are all much smaller than earths moon appear to have 1G when a commando or space golf cart moves over the surface but they have no gravity when a spaceship weighing thousands of tons is magically no clipping upside down 50 feet from the ground. in reality CIG have given zero thought whatsoever into how gravity actually works, or weight or inertia or acceleration or newtons laws of motion. (sexy)bear in mind that crobber is the guy who thought you could swim in space. I've produced turds that understand space better than the muppets at CIG SC "physics" are about as realistic as a roadrunner cartoon
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IncredibleIgloo posted:I know that Sandi was disappeared for a while, but Chris fell off the radar as well? Who was minding the ship, so to speak, while they were gone? Erin? Belt guy? Toast? Zazz Razzamatazz posted:Neither was wearing a wedding ring. Take from that what you will. https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/1410644465677594624 https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/1413234396665090054 I'm going with the premise that Chris and Sandi divorced sometime in the past couple of years, through which she was given roughly half of Chris' shares and a seat on the Board of Directors. When Squadron 404 missed its 2020 deadlines the Calders started making changes, pushing more duties onto Turbulent et al. Then more bad news was talked about in the recent Board meeting, like Squadron 404 being MIA and Theaters of Battlefield being poo poo, and more decisions were made to change the company structure and development organization. Sandi cashed out her shares to Calders or someone else and pocketed the $$$. Chris lost control of the company. Chris announced plans to move to Manchester to get Squadron 404 done Quavers fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Jul 13, 2021 |
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Play posted:Actually just searching Star Citizen castration caused it to pop right up! lol Leave it to a Citizen to look at the Mustang's back room and envision a Dexter kill room...
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Quavers posted:I'm going with the premise that Chris and Sandi divorced sometime in the past couple of years, through which she was given roughly half of Chris' shares and a seat on the Board of Directors. It would be funny if true, but the more likely explanation is that Chris just happened to be moving back to England and the timing is because the pandemic is finally ending, and it's just going to be business as usual. Derek is likely full of poo poo as always.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 05:35 |
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hosed up if true.
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I Greyhound posted:This one? https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5sobue/the_benefits_of_castration/ Reading through this seriously creeped me out. Like good grief....the things some people think about.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 06:51 |
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Thoatse posted:I'm the tacit acknowledgement by GInotG that they use art assets to maintain their confidence scam Star Citizen: Ars Gratia Pecunia
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 07:47 |
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trucutru posted:No, SC is a low-tech future that has hyper-hi-tech stuff haphazardly thrown out in there. No space elevator but cheap FTL travel and anti-grav is available. A planet where people have to fight the cold weather but also terraformed planets. Space dollies but also anti-gravity beams light enough to be carried by hand. Problems building ships in space but also a planet completely covered by a mega city that took a mere 80 years to build. That's another great thing about store citizen; the completely disjointed, unconvincing lore. As things stand right now SC is little more than a rotten sausage made from "basic bitch" scifi movie tropes. The benefits of castration piece is quite the something. I wouldn't be surprised if it was an elaborate troll/joke.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 09:25 |
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Torquemada posted:Star Citizen: Ars Gratia Pecunia Okok, how about Star Citizen: Per Pecunia, Ad Astra
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 09:31 |
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Star Citizen: Jpg non olet
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 09:32 |
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Wow, you guys buy an Idris and start speaking latin like a refined citizens, congrats
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commando in tophat posted:Wow, you guys buy an Idris and start speaking latin like a refined citizens, congrats Civis Stella : Emere Idris
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Rotten Red Rod posted:It would be funny if true, but the more likely explanation is that Chris just happened to be moving back to England and the timing is because the pandemic is finally ending, and it's just going to be business as usual. Derek is likely full of poo poo as always. Yeah, about that... Pandemic restrictions are ending, but that's just because we've still got our Trump in office
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Lammasu posted:Also this guy wanted bounty hunting castration mechanics. Lurking in the shadows, lust on his knives. FrostyPox posted:I only skimmed it but holy frijoles Eh, EVE got to keeping grisly war trophies first. Someone link the stimpire posts again.
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