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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Android Apocalypse posted:

If you & your girlfriend have symmetrical booties, do you engage in some sort of anal 69?

:thunk:

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
"Anal Ouroboros" would be a hell of a forums name.

Edit:
:golfclap:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/FalconryFinance/status/1414838111352229888

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


Someone found this guy and interviewed him for some early 2000s website.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

This dude is 42, why is he on this app?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

rain dogs posted:

It's like the snake eating itself but there's a dildo too

Ouraborass.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Paladinus posted:

This dude is 42, why is he on this app?

Pegging

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Has sound.

https://i.imgur.com/NOKWuE1.mp4





EDIT:

Also has sound.

https://i.imgur.com/OtuQxjr.mp4

Some Pinko Commie has a new favorite as of 11:23 on Jul 13, 2021

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

To keep laughing at that is love.

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

Paladinus posted:

This dude is 42, why is he on this app?

He doesn't look a day over 35.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

domhal posted:

He doesn't look a day over 35.

Maybe if he is a former meth addict that overcompensated to make up for the weight loss.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



biracial bear for uncut posted:

Maybe if he is a former meth addict that overcompensated to make up for the weight loss.

https://twitter.com/ziibiing/status/1412761827650457602

Prof. Spaceman
May 1, 2007

NOPE


My GF showed me this while giggling and telling me "this'll probably make you upset"

She was right but why must she choose violence

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

George Wendt to the bar too much, hahaha!

Nah but what is abnormal about him being mid-thirties there?

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

freeedr posted:

George Wendt to the bar too much, hahaha!

Nah but what is abnormal about him being mid-thirties there?

wrinkly forehead and he wears a suit

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Too many beans imo

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

freeedr posted:

George Wendt to the bar too much, hahaha!

Nah but what is abnormal about him being mid-thirties there?

I mean, in the show's storyline he was a depressed accountant (and later "house painter") that spent almost all of his time running up tabs at every bar and restaurant in the Cheer's universe.

It's as good an explanation for his looks as anything else.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

biracial bear for uncut posted:

I mean, in the show's storyline he was a depressed accountant (and later "house painter") that spent almost all of his time running up tabs at every bar and restaurant in the Cheer's universe.

It's as good an explanation for his looks as anything else.

Also kind of like how pictures of people in their 30s and 40s from, say, pre-1980s everyone seems to look really rugged.

I believe this has been actually explained easily by a number of key factors:
1.) diet (e.g. red meat every day make you strong!)
2.) habits (e.g. smoking, alcohol)
3.) occupation (e.g. more factory/blue collar work or manual labor)

As the 1st world evolved, these became improved or changed to be kinder to the body.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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ruddiger posted:

Someone found this guy and interviewed him for some early 2000s website.

Is that not Bob Mortimer? What's it from?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Smoking tobacco gives you facial features like wrinkles. That's why modern actors who mostly don't smoke look like they've been embalmed (see Ben Affleck for the best example).

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


also they used to let more normal looking people be on TV

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Blue collar work seems to be a correlation more than a cause because every person I know with a physical labor job who actually eats well and doesn’t smoke looks loving great for their age

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Smoking tobacco gives you facial features like wrinkles. That's why modern actors who mostly don't smoke look like they've been embalmed (see Ben Affleck for the best example).

In addition to folks not smoking, I think people are more conscious of sun exposure these days, as that prematurely ages the hell out of you. I'm from a coastal town, and all the wealthy women of a certain age here have skin that looks like an ostrich leather handbag because they spent every waking minute of their youth in the sun.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
This dude was only 26 during the show:

The explanation is being a mail carrier destroys your body.

This is him at 19 during his emo phase:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Atticus_1354 posted:

Is that not Bob Mortimer? What's it from?

No, it's Barry Chuckle without the moustache.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Also has a sphynx at the end who is just trying to steal some body heat but is caught in the middle of this war.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

LifeSunDeath posted:

This dude was only 26 during the show:

The explanation is being a mail carrier destroys your body.

This is him at 19 during his emo phase:


Yeah, notice the nice cigarette stains on those front teeth?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
My grandfather didn't smoke but he was an arborist and he died of a heart attack at 55 while getting out of his car. It was a couple of decades before I was born, but from the pictures I've seen right before he died he looked worse than my cigarette-smoking, COPD-having dad does now at 81. My grandmother died at 78 and she looked a few years older than my wife's grandmother, who died at 95. poo poo's weird.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


A better comparison would be to 45 year old Jason Sudekis, who is George Wendt's nephew so they have actual DNA in common.


Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

kiimo posted:

A better comparison would be to 45 year old Jason Sudekis, who is George Wendt's nephew so they have actual DNA in common.




Although that photo is hardly fair - Sudekis is groomed and dressed up to look as nice as possible for a red-carpet somethingorother while Wendt is done up for TV to look schlubby as per the character.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
trying out this whole tiktok thing

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6982621435667795206

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

He just needed a light bruh

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


I simply cannot get enough of this video:

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdV3M996/

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Finally, an answer to this mystery

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Not fun haha but fun interesting (actually testing inlining tiktok in a post)


https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdVTynP6/

E. Well crap. How do you get a forums friendly link out of tiktok on mobile?

ThisIsJohnWayne has a new favorite as of 20:02 on Jul 13, 2021

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

E. Well crap. How do you get a forums friendly link out of tiktok on mobile?

You gotta click through somehow so you get the full url, not the 'vm.tiktok' one I believe it was. (I imagine that might be tricky on mobile though.)
Outside of that you also use a video tag.

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6982633641868283141

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Smoking tobacco gives you facial features like wrinkles. That's why modern actors who mostly don't smoke look like they've been embalmed (see Ben Affleck for the best example).

Of all the 50 year old+ actors around now who still look fairly youthful, you've picked the one who does actually smoke as an example.

The answer to why actors well into their 50s don't have wrinkles is a combo of sun screen, moisturiser and botox, mostly. But yeah also smoking and alcoholism will age you like nobody's business.

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Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

SubNat posted:

You gotta click through somehow so you get the full url, not the 'vm.tiktok' one I believe it was. (I imagine that might be tricky on mobile though.)
Outside of that you also use a video tag.

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6982633641868283141

Ad/Script blocking also appears to break the gently caress out of either tiktok or however the embed works.

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