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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



bike tory posted:

Of all the 50 year old+ actors around now who still look fairly youthful, you've picked the one who does actually smoke as an example.

The answer to why actors well into their 50s don't have wrinkles is a combo of sun screen, moisturiser and botox, mostly. But yeah also smoking and alcoholism will age you like nobody's business.

There's also a lot of cgi clean up to them now. Tom Cruise looks like a cartoon character in his recent films...

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
It's really not a mystery that as we switched from a red meat, beer, and cigarette diet to a healthy diet with lotion and sunscreen and much lower alcohol consumption and tobacco abstinence that we stopped looking like dried pig ear dog treats.

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

Cyrano4747 posted:

Ad/Script blocking also appears to break the gently caress out of either tiktok or however the embed works.

That's probably due to the load-bearing analytics. :v:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Random Stranger posted:

There's also a lot of cgi clean up to them now. Tom Cruise looks like a cartoon character in his recent films...

That's just sad vanity, but him and Keanu did make it to their 50s before they stopped looking like they were in their 20s.

And for comparison, Denis Leary is the same age and looks like an old moccasin. Smoking and drinking gently caress your face up hard.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
Affleck is still the wrong pick cause that dude drinks like a fish and smokes like cancer is a conspiracy theory.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
We just have better genes than our ancestors :c00l:

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Nenonen posted:

We just have better genes than our ancestors :c00l:

Got rid of all the recessive ones, yep

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Another huge factor is in very quick order we got rid of indoor smoking. People born in the 90s probably don't even remember it.

Like one random Tuesday in the summer of '99 you just couldn't smoke anywhere but biker bars anymore.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

bike tory posted:

Of all the 50 year old+ actors around now who still look fairly youthful, you've picked the one who does actually smoke as an example.

The answer to why actors well into their 50s don't have wrinkles is a combo of sun screen, moisturiser and botox, mostly. But yeah also smoking and alcoholism will age you like nobody's business.
Also generally just being rich as gently caress

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I personally believe it has more to do with exercise and diet than anything else. Bradd Pitt smokes a pack a day

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
I mean Paul Rudd is right there. Dude hasn't aged a day

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

mobby_6kl posted:

Also generally just being rich as gently caress

being poor literally kills you.

Stress ruins your body and mind.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Another huge factor is in very quick order we got rid of indoor smoking. People born in the 90s probably don't even remember it.

Like one random Tuesday in the summer of '99 you just couldn't smoke anywhere but biker bars anymore.

A lot of younger folks really dont understand how ubiquitous it was. Like, it didn't matter if you personally touched a cigarette, if you went inside public places in the eighties, you were at least a casual smoker.

Don't Ask
Nov 28, 2002


Is that a fake bookshelf wallpaper?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Don't Ask posted:

Is that a fake bookshelf wallpaper?

holy poo poo lmao it is

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

Celebrities have specialists handle their skin care, wear makeup around town, and professionals work them up for half an hour at least for any real event. More for actual filming.

There, the mystery of the youthful rich people is solved.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

They exercise daily because they have the time to do so. There I fixed it for real. lol if you think Brad Pitt and Paul Rudd are walking around wearing makeup in public

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Don't Ask posted:

Is that a fake bookshelf wallpaper?

Looks like it, except maybe vinyl instead of wallpaper.

https://www.amazon.com/Vintage-Bookshelf-Wallpaper-Removable-Bookcase/dp/B07JGRMGQW?th=1

They have options for cobblestones and other poo poo.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

kiimo posted:

They exercise daily because they have the time to do so. There I fixed it for real. lol if you think Brad Pitt and Paul Rudd are walking around wearing makeup in public

Well those are also two guys who are in the genetic Keanu-class of "I'm just gonna look good my whole life because my parents did too", and managed not to gently caress it up.

It's rare and annoying but also very real.

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

mdemone posted:

Well those are also two guys who are in the genetic Keanu-class of "I'm just gonna look good my whole life because my parents did too", and managed not to gently caress it up.

It's rare and annoying but also very real.

Paul Rudd yeah, but Brad Pitt had a severe dropoff. Still handsome as hell but also looking a bit like Tom Waits/a leather shoe

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Just fulfilling his role as the natural Next Robert Redford, pun intended

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Manager Hoyden posted:

Paul Rudd yeah, but Brad Pitt had a severe dropoff. Still handsome as hell but also looking a bit like Tom Waits/a leather shoe

I have a feeling Brad may have partied his way through the A-list, once upon a time. I'd absolutely have done the same, but it takes a toll.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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kiimo posted:

Just fulfilling his role as the natural Next Robert Redford, pun intended

I was JUST about to mention him.

So many heartthrob actors who stayed youthful looking until about 50, then suddenly turned into the weirdest looking old men

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

kiimo posted:

Just fulfilling his role as the natural Next Robert Redford, pun intended

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH30237stWM
:allears:

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

kiimo posted:

I personally believe it has more to do with exercise and diet than anything else. Bradd Pitt smokes a pack a day

Tragic thing, he can't read the warnings on the label

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Cyrano4747 posted:

Ad/Script blocking also appears to break the gently caress out of either tiktok or however the embed works.

Yeah, I won't be watching any embedded TikTok videos. I'm not turning off my tracker blockers.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Rich people are rich and obscenely rich people are obscenely rich. They have access to drugs and surgery and training none of us could dream of. No need to overthink what we already know.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

The embedded tiktoks display ok on the Android app, but all fail to load the video. It just sits there loading, forever.

Oh well :shrug:

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Hyperlynx posted:

The embedded tiktoks display ok on the Android app, but all fail to load the video. It just sits there loading, forever.

Oh well :shrug:

Yep same. I don't feel like I'm missing much.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug
My big complaint is that seems impossible to copy the link to paste elsewhere like you can with video links or tweets or whatever.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

My goal is to look like a hideous wrinkled goblinoid in my old age and get really into runic magic and esotericism and live in a hedge.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

FreudianSlippers posted:

My goal is to look like a hideous wrinkled goblinoid in my old age and get really into runic magic and esotericism and live in a hedge.

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

Fabricati diem, pvnc.

Cocaine Bear posted:

Rich people are rich and obscenely rich people are obscenely rich. They have access to drugs and surgery and training none of us could dream of. No need to overthink what we already know.

I don't think getting adequate sleep, exercise and no stress about your next rent cheque are things that we can only dream of... Oh..

Edit: oh yeah have this hillarious image from work. You're welcome

Ballbot5000 has a new favorite as of 23:21 on Jul 13, 2021

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Atticus_1354 posted:

Yep same. I don't feel like I'm missing much.

Haha tiktok bad lol

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Haha tiktok bad lol

More that the correct way to take in tiktok is via compilations on youtube while drunkenly laying in bed.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Atticus_1354 posted:

More that the correct way to take in tiktok is via compilations on youtube while drunkenly laying in bed.

If it's a funny tiktok someone will repost it on twitter, then someone will post the Twitter here.
The system works

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

EoinCannon posted:

If it's a funny tiktok someone will repost it on twitter, then someone will post the Twitter here.
The system works

We want our nutrition fully digested when it reaches our segment of the centipede.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

I remember when we were the front part of the centipede. Those were truly our salad days.

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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

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Nap Ghost

kiimo posted:

They exercise daily because they have the time to do so. There I fixed it for real. lol if you think Brad Pitt and Paul Rudd are walking around wearing makeup in public

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPOzOanrNyg&t=74s

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