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Jazerus posted:he just wants to grill, and also make first contact with aliens hell...same
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Jul 14, 2021 05:53
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Lue has been in regular contact with the aliens from F’lvar Taun
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Jul 14, 2021 05:57
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Wheeee posted:Lue has been in regular contact with the aliens from F’lvar Taun
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Jul 14, 2021 06:02
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Jazerus posted:he just wants to grill, and also make first contact with aliens my bony fealty posted:hell...same
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Jul 14, 2021 06:03
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Did Lue give up a pension to go on the UFO train? Because that would lend a lot of credence to him lue, delonge, Greer all were producers on the history channel show and they went public as a television entertainment company in their filing. they raised $50m from outside investors or something. I think they’re doing pretty good
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Jul 14, 2021 06:46
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https://theintercept.com/2019/06/01/ufo-unidentified-history-channel-luis-elizondo-pentagon/ someone sent me this. is this true?
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Jul 14, 2021 06:50
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video: https://old.reddit.com/r/HighStrangeness/comments/ojt3pa/2_ufos_revealed_during_lightning_storm_in_las/quote:I have always wanted to see a plane get struck by lightning so I started filiming as the planes flew overhead. I think I actually caught it in the very begining of this video. The white dot you see is the plane flying towards us, and when the bolt passes near it, it looks like the lightning goes in one wing and out the other. And then the UFO appears... 
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Jul 14, 2021 06:54
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Vomik posted:https://theintercept.com/2019/06/01/ufo-unidentified-history-channel-luis-elizondo-pentagon/ 
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Jul 14, 2021 07:31
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lue works for big ufo
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Jul 14, 2021 07:36
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Vomik posted:https://theintercept.com/2019/06/01/ufo-unidentified-history-channel-luis-elizondo-pentagon/ The dude seems firmly tied to AATIP, which was "part of a $22million dollar program sponsored by then Senate Majority Harry Reid to investigate UFOs," and the declassification of the 3 released videos. At the end of this video (10:50) "Christopher Mellon [who] served as deputy assistant secretary of intelligence for Clinton and Bush" talks about his "colleague" Lue Elizondo and how Mellon himself had to LEAK the 3 videos which were declassified, but not were not being released otherwise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBtMbBPzqHY&t=110s the intercept piece seems poorly researched to me Pontificating Ass has issued a correction as of 07:45 on Jul 14, 2021 |
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Jul 14, 2021 07:39
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Vomik posted:https://theintercept.com/2019/06/01/ufo-unidentified-history-channel-luis-elizondo-pentagon/  Rah! posted:NY Post released this video: Pooky has issued a correction as of 07:45 on Jul 14, 2021 |
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Jul 14, 2021 07:43
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i am going to be so mad yet unsurprised if it turns out i got owned by Lue
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Jul 14, 2021 07:54
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beardos got a new tv show. I'm not paying money to see that. https://twitter.com/JeremyCorbell/status/1415101820553240581
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Jul 14, 2021 08:30
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https://twitter.com/g_knapp/status/1415082376925876226
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Jul 14, 2021 08:44
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https://twitter.com/lvxtenebris/status/1414907248539750407 I'm dying to know what the "less significant reasons" refers to.
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Jul 14, 2021 08:53
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Pooky posted:https://twitter.com/lvxtenebris/status/1414907248539750407 
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Jul 14, 2021 09:01
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Remember to pick up some tidbits about banjos. Artists and whatnot. That way you'll have something to make small talk with the aliens.
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Jul 14, 2021 09:04
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Wheeee posted:https://www.rdrnews.com/2021/06/26/qa-with-luis-elizondo/ Roswell was just two tourist crafts enjoying the vistas of the mostly blue and used-to-be-green planet when suddenly a fission bomb test goes of and knocks them out and captures them, v rude, embargo this now-poo poo-stained planet.
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Jul 14, 2021 10:57
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I'M GONNA FUCKIN SUMMON A BIRD
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Jul 14, 2021 11:18
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what is fucken going on. i think i believe in this now??? this is the same poo poo prophet yahweh was doing a decade ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyduvyVSRNw can everyone in this thread please try this. don't say if it doesn't work because that's really embarrassing for you. quote:I think it’s helpful just to start the process by doing a simple meditation just to clear your mind clear your thoughts, try to get into a calm state. And then I really do think it’s important to focus on that feeling of gratitude, of just being grateful to make contact and to be in this position. Now, the protocols themselves are very simple, I was taught to just simply go outside focus on a point in the sky very intensely. And I’ll concentrate my stare on that point for a good minute or two, just seeing as far as I can into space with my consciousness. And then I transmit the thought to please come or to show me the truth to make contact, and then I pull out, I let go, and I typically wait a few minutes, and then the phenomenon will usually manifest in the sky. quote:Seid admits he was a skeptic of the practice at first, but his opinion changed during his first summoning experience. “Out of the middle of a massive sky I managed to pinpoint on this tiny white dot,” Seid said. “We like to say they look almost like off duty stars. I only see them during the day. Jim is a master summoner who gets them both day and night.” quote:“I think what really did it for me, was to be able to share it with people that were highly skeptical,” Alfa said. “And for them to be able to physically see it, and see the various reactions of each one.” what the fuuuuck i'm not drunk enough for this
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Jul 14, 2021 11:35
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https://twitter.com/MindfulOfLight/status/1415144972081418240
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Jul 14, 2021 11:56
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Mola Yam posted:what is fucken going on. i think i believe in this now??? this is the same poo poo prophet yahweh was doing a decade ago: https://twitter.com/SingularTobias/status/1414560479503167490 https://twitter.com/tommyIzito/status/1415139750823010304
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Jul 14, 2021 12:04
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I'm not being skeptical for its own sake or because I have any interest in denying anything real, I'm just really cynical and disappointed because I would love nothing more than to see solid evidence of something yet the best we have is a bunch of people who are helping their friend, the nutcase billionaire, grifting for 8 figure defense contracts. UFOs/UAPs are solidly in the realm of "it's not the cameras, bigfoot is just blurry."Wheeee posted:wonder what Lockheed is up to these days with modern supercomputers and quantum computing
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Jul 14, 2021 12:08
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Mola Yam posted:what is fucken going on. i think i believe in this now??? this is the same poo poo prophet yahweh was doing a decade ago: pretty sure it came out that he was just having friends/followers release balloons for media stunts.
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Jul 14, 2021 12:09
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um NO pretty sure the uaps were inside us the whole time i'm going to bring them forth tomorrow
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Jul 14, 2021 12:25
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Mola Yam posted:um NO pretty sure the uaps were inside us the whole time capture the orb and learn its secrets
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Jul 14, 2021 13:08
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Mola Yam posted:um NO pretty sure the uaps were inside us the whole time It's true With enough focused chi I can body forth psychic orbs as potent as those of Jowday herself
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Jul 14, 2021 13:10
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I was not able to summon a UFO but I did accidentally make a spirit bomb so sorry about that everyone I'm trying to get rid of it I don't know what I'm doing
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Jul 14, 2021 13:17
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their going to be space liberals just like the Asgard in Stargate SG-1. very disappointing overall
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Jul 14, 2021 13:25
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Trip report: housed a case of pbr ate 300 mg of edibles and emitted gratitude at the sky by baring my beehole in traditional fashion while screaming thank you. Awaiting contact.
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Jul 14, 2021 13:40
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Been thinking this myself more and more 
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Jul 14, 2021 13:46
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I summoned an alien and sucked him of
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Jul 14, 2021 13:48
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the birds are not what they seem
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Jul 14, 2021 14:09
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The mix of ironic, sarcastic, and sincere shitposting in this thread sums up the whole thing far better than I could ever hope to elucidate.
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Jul 14, 2021 14:16
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GWBBQ posted:The mix of ironic, sarcastic, and sincere shitposting in this thread sums up the whole thing far better than I could ever hope to elucidate. Ironic: "I hope aliens are real, and they destroy all humans" Sarcastic: "I hope aliens are real, and they destroy all humans" Sincere: "I hope aliens are real, and they destroy all humans"
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Jul 14, 2021 14:24
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I was not able to summon a UFO but I did accidentally make a spirit bomb so sorry about that everyone I'm trying to get rid of it I don't know what I'm doing i accidentally stared at the sun for a few minutes now i am being haunted by a big black saucer everywhere
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Jul 14, 2021 14:41
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Hirsute posted:Ironic: "I hope aliens are real, and they destroy all humans" with sincerity that can only be delivered at a press conference where you acknowledge your transgressions and are weeping and society is judging you: "I hope aliens are real, and they destroy all humans"
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Jul 14, 2021 14:42
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Hirsute posted:Ironic: "I hope aliens are real, and they destroy all humans" Works the same way as "we deserve this" True regardless of your inflection
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Jul 14, 2021 14:42
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> aitee > 8 or 18 > July 8 + July 18 = July 26 =? Bay of pigs 2 it's simple math
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Jul 14, 2021 14:45
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lue: and here they are folks aliens *motions to an empty room* i'm not sure if everyone can see them they're pretty shy. anyway they're telling me we need to overthrow the cuban government
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Jul 14, 2021 14:47
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