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The Saddest Rhino posted:Cats are mods installed by God to min max birds to level up into apex predator dinosaurs HELL YEAH someone gets it
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I'm sorry for continuing the cat derail (Pastry, Ugly, Hello: feel free to probe me for it), but I just wanna point out the following, which is more in the spirit of the thread: Looked at cat poisoning dude's rap sheet to see how big of a shitshow they are. They ate a probe once for being all "I'M A VEGAN, IF YOU CONSUME DAIRY YOU SUCK FOR HURTING ANIMALS" (edit: I misread) Troll, or idiot? (Or por que no los dos?) Either way, glad cat-killing advocate is gone, thank you co-workers. JacquelineDempsey has a new favorite as of 16:31 on Jul 14, 2021 |
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Jul 14, 2021 15:07
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Yeah, kind of seems like a troll trying to make people who care about animals look dumb. A tale as old as time.
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Jul 14, 2021 15:13
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I assumed that they were saying they had plants that are posinous to cats in their garden? Maybe foxgloves? Saying that the "haven't seen it" bit is weird if that is the case. Also this should go without saying bu do not poison cats.
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Jul 14, 2021 15:19
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I can’t believe no one pointed out that indoor cats live significantly longer as well.
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Jul 14, 2021 15:36
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I find myself 100% happy about asking for the probe last night because I have some OPINIONS about outside cats. Opinions I would not have expressed well. Good job Mod team!
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Jul 14, 2021 15:54
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did the forums ever decide how to change the accounts of deceased goons to "honor" them? I remember someone suggested a little "in memoriam" wreath to go around their avatar
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Jul 14, 2021 16:02
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Desert Bus posted:I find myself 100% happy about asking for the probe last night because I have some OPINIONS about outside cats. Opinions I would not have expressed well. Good job Mod team! This could go either way, because goon, so I'm choosing to believe you are pro cat murder.
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Desert Bus posted:I find myself 100% happy about asking for the probe last night because I have some OPINIONS about outside cats. Opinions I would not have expressed well. Good job Mod team! We aim to please, happy to be of service Now, so I don't go off on my opinions about outside cats: Anyone got that thread where the dude was gonna open a coffee shop in Bumfuck, Texas (?) in a disused carwash that was for sale? GBS and FYAD were rightfully making GBS threads all over it, and a few of us GWS industry workers came in, our kitchen knives unsheathed, to say "the gently caress are you thinking?" I think it ended up being another troll thread, but I recall some funny replies and edits.
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:did the forums ever decide how to change the accounts of deceased goons to "honor" them? I remember someone suggested a little "in memoriam" wreath to go around their avatar There was a big old qcs thread about it but I don't think people could ever agree on what to do, so you still get perma'd. You might keep your av now though.
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Jul 14, 2021 16:29
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Desert Bus posted:I find myself 100% happy about asking for the probe last night because I have some OPINIONS about outside cats. Opinions I would not have expressed well. Good job Mod team! Clever. Now no one suspects you're a crazy person.
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Jul 14, 2021 16:31
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Change their plat icon to the gravestone from old MTG cards 
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Jul 14, 2021 16:39
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JacquelineDempsey posted:We aim to please, happy to be of service This one? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3906525
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Jul 14, 2021 16:39
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Not only do I keep my cat in doors, I keep my dog in small spare room and my wife and children in the basement, sustained entirely on Huel and purified water. They are all incredibly unhappy, but most importantly, safe.
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Jul 14, 2021 16:43
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Cats loving love boxes so this sounds like responsible pet ownership to me. We have a cat that a coworker was going to put down and the poor thing is terrified of boxes. It's so sad
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Jul 14, 2021 16:45
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Len posted:We have a cat that a coworker was going to put down and the poor thing is terrified of boxes. It's so sad Cats are also scared of loving everything too. Truly a strange creature.
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Jul 14, 2021 16:46
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My corgi is scared of his own shadow (literally). He is the most useless herding dog ever
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Jul 14, 2021 16:50
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Regarde Aduck posted:Clever. Now no one suspects you're a crazy person. I am open and out and proud of being physically and mentally impaired and you've gotten a probe for laughing about me being open about it before. is this really the fight you want to pick? LOL I don't care because i'm not dumb enough to engage past this, but you really need to examine your thoughts and feelings re: the disabled community dude. EDIT: when any of you mods see this please give me a 6'er this is a subject I tend to get upset about (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Desert Bus has a new favorite as of 17:46 on Jul 14, 2021 |
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Jul 14, 2021 17:43
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Jul 14, 2021 17:55
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It doesn't matter, they're like Weebles.
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Jul 14, 2021 17:57
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Lovely Joe Stalin posted:It doesn't matter, they're like Weebles. Tell that to my cat. I've watched him fall off the bed while laying down
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Jul 14, 2021 18:00
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Spanish Manlove posted:
This is so cool that I forgive your post saying that I am too unattractive for Indian men
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Jul 14, 2021 18:00
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:how much should you tip your cat? Only the amount you circumcise them.
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Jul 14, 2021 18:00
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Desert Bus posted:I am open and out and proud of being physically and mentally impaired and you've gotten a probe for laughing about me being open about it before. is this really the fight you want to pick? LOL I don't care because i'm not dumb enough to engage past this, but you really need to examine your thoughts and feelings re: the disabled community dude. I don't mean to pile on you, but it's not really cool to accuse someone of ableism when they point out that you're posting in a very odd way. I say that as severely disabled person myself. RFC2324 posted:Tell that to my cat. I've watched him fall off the bed while laying down You are mistaken, he merely wobbled.
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Jul 14, 2021 18:01
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Lovely Joe Stalin posted:I don't mean to pile on you, but it's not really cool to accuse someone of ableism when they point out that you're posting in a very odd way. Yeah I am pretty bad at life a lot, love you all.
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Jul 14, 2021 18:05
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Spinz posted:This is so cool that I forgive your post saying that I am too unattractive for Indian men Thank you. I apologize for being rude in order to make a joke. I hope that there is no animosity between us 
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Jul 14, 2021 18:07
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Desert Bus posted:Yeah I am pretty bad at life a lot, love you all. Pretty poetic last post before a probe kicked in.
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Jul 14, 2021 18:09
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Spanish Manlove posted:
 This is Dr Domino Fuzzbutt, I'm pretty sure I kidnapped him? We pulled up at my girlfriend's house and there was this pathetic meowing sound from outside. I called for the kitty and it didn't make itself known so we went inside. An hour later it was still out there screaming bloody murder so I tried again. A little blue of white came darting across the street to hide under my car. I got him to come out from under it brought him inside and he's been mine since 2015 Ungrateful fuckin' rear end in a top hat
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Jul 14, 2021 18:16
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Still laughing at the idea of raccoons being the ascendant heir to the apex mini predator niche feral cats occupy in the United States.
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Jul 14, 2021 18:23
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Jul 14, 2021 18:25
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Jul 14, 2021 18:26
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Spinz posted:This is so cool that I forgive your post saying that I am too unattractive for Indian men Let’s be real here, plenty of Indian men would immediately propose marriage if you posted a flattering ankle shot on Facebook.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:if you put a cat on a treadmill, will it be able to take flight? Is the treadmill a pelaton?
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Jul 14, 2021 18:27
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:if you put a cat on a treadmill, will it be able to take flight? I once attended a museum lecture from a scientist who studies the body mechanics of locomotion in different species using treadmills, and he said that the only animal he hadn't been able to get good videos of them walking and running is the domestic cat because the little bastards just refuse to perform. Lions, yes. Wolves, yes. Rhinoceros, yes. Housecats? gently caress you, no.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:I once attended a museum lecture from a scientist who studies the body mechanics of locomotion in different species using treadmills, and he said that the only animal he hadn't been able to get good videos of them walking and running is the domestic cat because the little bastards just refuse to perform. He obviously didn't check on youtube.
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Jul 14, 2021 18:37
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People at my university do cat gait tests on the treadmill all the time. 
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Jul 14, 2021 18:42
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Len posted:
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Jul 14, 2021 18:52
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Tunicate posted:People at my university do cat gait tests on the treadmill all the time. I'm just relaying what the guy at the podium said.
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Jul 14, 2021 18:56
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Cats suck rear end. I own a one-fanged jerkass named Zipper and he spent last week barfing up hairballs on my treadmill. gently caress cats* *(But hey please do not poison them what in the actual gently caress)
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Meanwhile here's the one who caught a mouse despite having no otherwise discernable prey, play, or food pursuit drive. She doesn't even like catnip. We eventually had to give up on figuring out how to get either of them to run on the exercise wheel we thought we were being so clever buying them. They were both strays before their late previous owner took them in. No idea how they survived except on pity handouts for being so drat cute.
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