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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

yea ok posted:

my strategy is just to mention that I dont trust the american justice system at all whenever I can.

Lawyers: Well drat, this yea ok seems to have an intrinsic understanding of the American Justice System, we should make them a super juror who sits on EVERY case for the rest of time!

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i have been summoned for federal jury duty

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

https://twitter.com/dril/status/10849247486287872?s=21

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Cavauro posted:

i have been summoned for federal jury duty

You now have something in common with Pauly Shore

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

El Gallinero Gros posted:

You now have something in common with Pauly Shore

life is freaking nyuts

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

Pauly Shore called my old boss a “squirrelly little scrow” one time. Whatever a scrow is.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

The Stroker Ace posted:

Pauly Shore called my old boss a “squirrelly little scrow” one time. Whatever a scrow is.

it's a crow with a big nutsack

Shard
Jul 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
I'll probably be moving to Indiana in 2 months!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

eat all the gator you can stand b4 then

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Shard posted:

I'll probably be moving to Indiana in 2 months!

If you end up in Indy hmu I’ll show you all the good eats.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
I got called to appear at jury selection so I just wore an old battle vest and lmao those lawyers couldn't get me outta there fast enough

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Jury duty sounds like some boring-rear end inconvenient bullshit but then again what part of the US justice system isn’t bullshit

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Shard posted:

I'll probably be moving to Indiana in 2 months!

Congrats on finally escaping!

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



I’m worryingly excited to learn that Love It Or List It is getting a Finnish version next month

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
Lethal Weapon rankings:

2
1
4
3

4 is way more uneven than 3 and has a lot of dumb homophobic stuff, but the villain is like a million times better. These movies are pure copaganda but they have terrific action and Glover and Gibson and Pesci together is pure gold.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
The gently caress is wrong with white people? This is the dumbest exercise poo poo I've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQwR1CSqMe0&t=597s

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

yeah i don't think spinning a little wheel burns more than a few calories

Shard
Jul 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Cavauro posted:

yeah i don't think spinning a little wheel burns more than a few calories

I love you

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

have a job interview tomorrow with zero expectations.

sent my resume over yesterday, got a call today basically begging me to come interview, the previous person died unexpectedly and they're in a world of poo poo. i dont think the pitch of "expanding responsibilities" sounded as good as he thinks it did.

i should have said gently caress it and asked if the previous person died of covid but if i show up tomorrow and everyone is maskless i'll probably know the answer

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008

Critical posted:

have a job interview tomorrow with zero expectations.

sent my resume over yesterday, got a call today basically begging me to come interview, the previous person died unexpectedly and they're in a world of poo poo. i dont think the pitch of "expanding responsibilities" sounded as good as he thinks it did.

i should have said gently caress it and asked if the previous person died of covid but if i show up tomorrow and everyone is maskless i'll probably know the answer

Good luck, especially if it's an in person interview.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

mariooncrack posted:

Good luck, especially if it's an in person interview.

i did some research and yeah i ain't going

their main business address is an apartment and the one employer review was from a poc candidate who claims the manager called after an interview just to tell them they were a waste of time. guy sounded like the stereotypical southie dipshit so it's definitely plausible

also they're like 15 minutes further away than he said and gently caress trying to leave quincy at rush hour

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Critical posted:

their main business address is an apartment

Oof.

"What? I said it was work from home. I never said WHOSE home!"

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Should I start watching golf? I love golf video games a lot, and I like slow boring sports.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

nah

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

baseball is all u need for slow boring sports that kick rear end

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

They should call you “nah no” now

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I'd watch Test Cricket before I'd watch golf. Its got tea breaks.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i love golf games more than life. hate golf more than life

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

NienNunb posted:

Should I start watching golf? I love golf video games a lot, and I like slow boring sports.

Golf is great as something to keep on in the background, paying it gradually more attention as the tournament unfolds and the quality of play rises

The British Open (one of the majors) is starting tomorrow and would be a terrific first tournament to take in. If nothing else, try to catch the last couple hours on Sunday afternoon (it's slated to conclude by 2 PM EST).

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

I got super into Formula One. It’s awesome.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Is Australian rules football going on right now, cuz that poo poo rules

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



For slow sports uou should watch snooker

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
golf owns, to play and watch, do not listen to these slobs and wastes.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

The skins game was good to watch. That’s really the only time I got real invested watching golf.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
golf is great background noise and when golf is good it will naturally draw your attention to it; it is magic



however the only frame of reference i have for this is being like 10 at my grandma's house who didnt have cable and needing to watch something like early sunday afternoon. would recommend

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


The Stroker Ace posted:

I got super into Formula One. It’s awesome.

This year has been extremely good, and last year was very solid. Ready for next year to be a clusterfuck.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
.

Dangerous Person fucked around with this message at 02:01 on May 16, 2022

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
I'm digging the hair. Bob Ross in the making

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