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Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

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How many times have we heard those on the left make excuses for oppressive communist and socialist regimes, saying communism works, they just didn’t “do it right.”

Oh, maybe about the same amount of times we've heard those on the right make excuses for the destructive effects of capitalism, saying capitalism is the best system, but every bad result is "crony capitalism." Give or take.

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Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Raised By Birds posted:

Michael Ramirez


Small locks on sheds are ultimately a useless security theater device that won't stop anyone determined to break in, AGC.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Rall: Democrats Are Still Scared of Trump

Ted Rall posted:

Donald Trump left office six months ago, but traumatized Democrats are terrified that he could figure out some way to return to power, for example returning to the White House through an upset victory in 2024. While it is certainly possible that he could pull a Grover Cleveland, maybe they should focus on encouraging the Democratic Party to address voters’ needs now in order to reduce the chances of such a catastrophe.

First Dog on the Moon: What if the worst people in the world said they all wanted to go into space

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: Democrats Are Still Scared of Trump










Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

Abyssal Squid posted:

I think "maturity ward" is key to making sense of the cartoon, it's hard to imagine that it's not about explicit content. "Your kid is going to hear a cuss in a rap music and see a boob in a movie, corrupting them indelibly." Marx being there just tacks "this is Cultural Marxism" to the end.

That's my best guess but it's a loving mess no matter what. Speaking of which, let's give it a Kellies Nomination: Most Incomprehensible

Send it to my friend who doesn't get anything usually, he was immediately "it's missing gaming industry" and how the games are bigger influence with the kids than the music or movie blah blah blah.
He didn't get the Marx ether, so maybe it's rare gamer Marx.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




The ones that keeps going to his rallies and insisting he's the president is totally normal though.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

ZZT the Fifth posted:

Kellies nomination: Worst Gaslighter Cartoon

Actually, were the 2020 Kellies ever handed out? It's been almost 4 months.

Yes

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

seiferguy posted:

Small locks on sheds are ultimately a useless security theater device that won't stop anyone determined to break in, AGC.

I like that he felt it wasn't busy enough, so he added a little superfulous keyhole.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Rejoice he is risen!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Ralepozozaxe posted:

I like that he felt it wasn't busy enough, so he added a little superfulous keyhole.

He had lots of fun with his little scribbles though.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Raised By Birds posted:

Michael Ramirez


The terrorism inside Afghanistan is still secured by a deadbolt and it's own lock. Only someone from the outside could release it. AGC.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

HootTheOwl posted:

The terrorism inside Afghanistan is still secured by a deadbolt and it's own lock. Only someone from the outside could release it. AGC.

I know Most Easily Reintrepreted is a Kellies nomination category but can we also have Best AGC Interpretation because I like this one a lot.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Half these “The forever wars must continue!” assholes were making “Hillary wants unending war in the Middle East!” cartoons during the 2016 election

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012


The cartoonist doesn't understand what a stimulus is.

quote:

Tony Branco


LOL I love this. A hack conservative cartoonist who doesn't have brain damage would just say the economy's in the shitter and it's Biden's fault, but Branco's so turd-witted that he admits the DJIA is up since Biden was inaugurated....but it'll go down sometime, libs, just you wait!

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

D.N. Nation posted:

LOL I love this. A hack conservative cartoonist who doesn't have brain damage would just say the economy's in the shitter and it's Biden's fault, but Branco's so turd-witted that he admits the DJIA is up since Biden was inaugurated....but it'll go down sometime, libs, just you wait!
"Thing is good under Biden... but it doesn't count!"

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Half these “The forever wars must continue!” assholes were making “Hillary wants unending war in the Middle East!” cartoons during the 2016 election

the Trump= Man Of Peace thing was always preposterous bullshit; one middle finger to the press for falling for that silliness, and my other one to the Dems for allowing themselves to be flanked in that way.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

D.N. Nation posted:

The cartoonist doesn't understand what a stimulus is.

LOL I love this. A hack conservative cartoonist who doesn't have brain damage would just say the economy's in the shitter and it's Biden's fault, but Branco's so turd-witted that he admits the DJIA is up since Biden was inaugurated....but it'll go down sometime, libs, just you wait!
I mean he's not wrong that the stock market trajectory started before Biden was inaugurated and that it isn't due to anything specifically that Biden has done*, but that was also true for Trump's entire presidency yet that didn't stop them from celebrating the Dow 1 second after Trump won the election and proclaiming the economy is fixed now.

*Yeah sure you could make a marginal argument that it's better than it would have been without the third stimulus bill if you assume Trump would have stopped all stimulus had he won instead

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012



Ah, that's the stuff.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

D.N. Nation posted:

the Trump= Man Of Peace thing was always preposterous bullshit; one middle finger to the press for falling for that silliness, and my other one to the Dems for allowing themselves to be flanked in that way.

He seemed just as bloodthirsty as Dems if not more but also way more lazy and cowardly which sometimes gave the world bizarrely more dovish outcomes.
Like Obama got Brazil's president jailed and engineered the rise of Bolsonaro to bring Brazil back in line, and couped Honduras etc

Trump sent some Soldier of Fortune morons to Venezuela who cried when they got caught and then he was like "oh this Maduro is tougher than I thought, guess he aint so bad" and he didn't even send the US military to occupy Bolivia and prevent the coup plotters from being shamed into holding a real election that they pathetically lost.

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

The almond milk doesn't just say "milk" on it. Same with the soy slices. I'd also be willing to wager that burger was listed as a black bean burger.

This cartoon sucks.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





It's been six years since Fury Road!

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Alhazred posted:

It's been six years since Fury Road!

I thought this was more of a Fallout reference, personally.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Angry_Ed posted:

I thought this was more of a Fallout reference, personally.

Honestly, Fallout is just Mad Max with less cars and more guns.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Alhazred posted:

It's been six years since Fury Road!

What's the Fury Road reference in this comic?

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
I think at this point the idea that society might collapse isn't necessarily a reference to anything other than society's imminent collapse tbh

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Pilchenstein posted:

I think at this point the idea that society might collapse isn't necessarily a reference to anything other than society's imminent collapse tbh
It wouldn't hurt to at least use another aesthetic. But I'm honestly a bit tired of all these wasteland comics.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Alhazred posted:

It's been six years since Fury Road!

Can't we just get beyond Thunderdome Fury Road?

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
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Toilet Rascal
Wasteland comics? I thought Matt Bors retired!!

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: Democrats Are Still Scared of Trump


Trump still has a huge amount of influence over and support from a large group of people, why is Rall acting like that's an irrational thing to be wary of?

It's not Trump the individual I'm afraid of, I'm afraid of him telling his cult to do something dangerous and stupid and them following through. Which is a pretty reasonable fear when they just invaded the capital a few months ago.

Kchama
Jul 25, 2007

Angry_Ed posted:

I thought this was more of a Fallout reference, personally.

It's not like that is any timelier. Post-Apocalyptic Politoons are kind of stale and old-hat now.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Alhazred posted:

It wouldn't hurt to at least use another aesthetic. But I'm honestly a bit tired of all these wasteland comics.
Come up with some other visual shorthand for "the world is hosed" then :v:

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Trump still has a huge amount of influence over and support from a large group of people, why is Rall acting like that's an irrational thing to be wary of?

It's not Trump the individual I'm afraid of, I'm afraid of him telling his cult to do something dangerous and stupid and them following through. Which is a pretty reasonable fear when they just invaded the capital a few months ago.

I think Rall saw all of the relatively small group of Robert Mueller-worshipping covfefe-type liberals, who did tend to treat Trump like a personal boogeyman, and made the assumption that all criticism of Trump from the left was from people like that. For, you see, only Ted Rall opposes Trump in the correct way.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the charge that Priti Patel ‘stoked the fire’ of racism – England player Tyrone Mings has accused the home secretary of hypocrisy by ‘pretending to be disgusted’ by racial abuse at the England team after calling its anti-racism message gesture politics"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

From 2008: Johnson's 'piccaninnies' apology

Times:


Evening Standard:

Masks to remain compulsory on London tube, buses and trains

Mail:
Paul Thomas on….Pingdemic Pandemonium

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

Kchama posted:

It's not like that is any timelier. Post-Apocalyptic Politoons are kind of stale and old-hat now.
Honestly the issue isn't even that it's post-apocalyptic, it's that the cartoon doesn't actually say anything. It's an "A Thing Happened" cartoon: a billionaire is going to space in the real world, so here's a cartoon about a billionaire going to space in a post-apocalyptic world, with no opinions or commentary on this event. It'd be no different if the cartoon was in a fantasy land or some Star Trek-esque scifi world, because the cartoon has no message beyond "hey did you hear the news?"

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Yeah, it's a political cartoon alright.

Kaza42
Oct 3, 2013

Blood and Souls and all that

duz posted:

Yeah, it's a political cartoon alright.

How can it be a political cartoon when it didn't even imply that it's the fault of the Jews and Antifa?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Why are all British cartoons either "waaaah quarantine" or "waaaah soccer" with grotesque :nws: depictions of one or two politicians mixed in?

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Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

Honestly the issue isn't even that it's post-apocalyptic, it's that the cartoon doesn't actually say anything. It's an "A Thing Happened" cartoon: a billionaire is going to space in the real world, so here's a cartoon about a billionaire going to space in a post-apocalyptic world, with no opinions or commentary on this event. It'd be no different if the cartoon was in a fantasy land or some Star Trek-esque scifi world, because the cartoon has no message beyond "hey did you hear the news?"
I mean, yeah, I'd be tired of the post apocalypse cartoons too if I was somehow incapable of reading anything into the setting beyond "this is a reference to <film/game> I like" :allears:

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