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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Great, uh, yeah, spider-man

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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]

MorningMoon posted:


Great, uh, yeah, spider-man

...How different is Kree anatomy. Can they fully bend their arms at the elbow backwards like that, or did Peter accidentally twist his neck?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Its like dwarf anatomy in the Artemis Fowl books; it can do whatever the current plot beat demands of it.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

bunnyofdoom posted:

...How different is Kree anatomy. Can they fully bend their arms at the elbow backwards like that, or did Peter accidentally twist his neck?

The helmet screws on.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender





These Newspaper Spiders-man timelines will be on hold until Tuesday.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Will the flagpole break? Probably!



I really wish he had a real six-shooter on a belt rig instead of a rifle.

Caphi
Jan 6, 2012

INCREDIBLE

Proteus Jones posted:

Wait a tick, are we coming up on the "I forgot I had web spinners" with the Lizard? That story-line gave us so much.

That was the Netflix's Marvel's Jessica Jones tie-in plotline.

It felt honestly surreal during the period when NSM got super MCU-topical, especially since it always had to be the much stupider versions of the characters it was supposed to be "featuring."

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Caphi posted:

That was the Netflix's Marvel's Jessica Jones tie-in plotline.

It felt honestly surreal during the period when NSM got super MCU-topical, especially since it always had to be the much stupider versions of the characters it was supposed to be "featuring."

makes sense to me: chase the movie stuff for the last couple of years and then the comic gets canned, happens allt he time

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
they forgot what his hammer is named.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
His vibrating cosmi-rod, huh?

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


The shaft of his weapon, throbbing at being exposed near Spider-Man, who was mounted on his back. Ronan then muttered, "my cosmi-rod is in position".

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i really do love that ronan forgot he can lift his arms above his head

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Peter's Spider-Sense screaming,"YOU'RE IN DANGER! YOU'RE IN DANGER!" and Peter thinking,"No no, I got rid of the pigeons!"

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


I completely forgot about this strip. I think it's because even on the second loop, I have an impossible time internalizing what's going on here.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ronan can breathe fine, he just made up being deadin hibernation because of the intense embarrassment of being outsmarted by Spider-Man.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




I think Taggart has super-hearing.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Johnny Walker posted:



I think Taggart has super-hearing.

"How did my bright red and blue stealth suit fail me?"

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Spidey is talking in the past tense about something he's doing at that moment, and taking several seconds to say it while Ronan just kinda... stands there. Hoo boy.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Talking is a free action.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Johnny Walker posted:



I think Taggart has super-hearing.
"The last thing I expected! Someone looking up!"

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Haifisch posted:

"The last thing I expected! Someone looking up!"

Taggart looks a lot like Pre-Hollywood Stan Lee, especially panel #5, which seems a little more oddly detailed than usual..

I wonder if Joe Sinnott (rest his soul, he passed away last year) did that intentionally?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Spider-Man just hibernated a guy in cold blood.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




And now Newspaper Spider-Man '99:

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story


"Yeah I know, I heard you the first time."

And that's not even counting the Sunday strip where this also happened.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

*for Clown-9 to wear

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



davidspackage posted:

*for Clown-9 to wear

Clown-9 would never

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Raskin just pulled up outside, he's pointing guns at the window and snarling... looks like everything is a-ok!"


Yessssss

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Twelve by Pies posted:

"Yeah I know, I heard you the first time."

And that's not even counting the Sunday strip where this also happened.


gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
then why was he trying to hand her a check? he's so bad at being a crooked lawyer.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


:lol:



Hired thugs in this strip have the most angular sunglasses.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't think the cowboy mafia comprehends the whole webslinging thing. though to be fair, neither does peter.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
So, like. At this point Raskin should just kill and fire everyone, right? Like, either he somehow gets Peter and the story is over, he lives happily ever after and lets the lawyer keep this scheme going, or Spider-man escapers, presumably knowing something and Raskin just offs everyone involved so the sexual harassments doesn't get tracked to him.




that robot's just living his best life up there. rip ronan

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

lol

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]

Johnny Walker posted:

:lol:



Hired thugs in this strip have the most angular sunglasses.

Or he could, in view of the entire public and in front of his lawyers office, start shooting at Spider-man trying to kill him

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if trying to murder spiderman in public was a crime then jjj would be in jail.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

"Gosh, it's so easy and my oneliners get better; no wonder Punisher does this!"

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




It looks like a bomb took out several blocks.

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Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Johnny Walker posted:



It looks like a bomb took out several blocks.

'Also, this building has no roof! Or other side!'

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