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Oh, me? Nothing much, just dusting off my collection of pet death movies. Wanna come over later?
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Jul 16, 2021 01:53
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Jun 8, 2024 08:14
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I stare into the mirror, tweezers at the ready, but none of my nose hairs have grown back in enough to grasp yet. Guess I'll have to do the "onion trick"
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Jul 16, 2021 01:56
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oh cry us a river
*the rest of the guys lift their kayak paddles and cheer*
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Jul 16, 2021 02:02
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Emo's back?
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Jul 16, 2021 03:00
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i used to be into crying... it's cool if that's your thing but i guess i just grew up a bit, you know?
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Jul 16, 2021 03:09
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in the pit at the concert and people are just handing out pictures of dogs and cats in shelters... not no-kill shelters either...
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Jul 16, 2021 03:13
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when i was in college, all the sad stuff was natural, maybe a blurry photo of a couple of vietnamese kids... you might get a couple of sniffles, a tear or two. nowadays with this highly potent synthetic poo poo like grave of the fireflies you can straight up die of dehydration. it happened to marsha's cousin's kid
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Jul 16, 2021 03:16
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Baby's are now the coolest. Pretty much every magazine is plastered with images of crying babies, only a few months old. I'm sick of the unrealistic expectations set by these young models. Some of us are so old our tear ducts have dried up.
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Jul 16, 2021 05:17
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The crying game is the new dangerous trend among teens.
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Jul 16, 2021 05:42
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Chi-la-la-la-lax
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*solitary, badass tear runs down cheek*
Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!
Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!
"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain
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Jul 16, 2021 05:50
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Instead of teardrop tattoos, gangsters get extra tear ducts surgically implanted
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Jul 16, 2021 10:40
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i'm curious op - do the cries have to be of sadness or despair, or can i also cry for positive reasons, such as joy, or with laughter?
what are the rules of cool here?
I bet this square's never cried in their LIFE!
And it's just such a tragedy!
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Jul 16, 2021 12:32
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Sort of but not in a counterculture kind of way
Now even jocks and cheerleaders can and indeed must leave a slick trail of brine everywhere they go like some kind of salt-tolerant slug or risk their fragile social status
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Jul 16, 2021 13:08
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- Uria aalge
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Chi-la-la-la-lax
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Baby's are now the coolest. Pretty much every magazine is plastered with images of crying babies, only a few months old. I'm sick of the unrealistic expectations set by these young models. Some of us are so old our tear ducts have dried up.
Cool fact: babies don’t cry with actual tears to start off with. So they need a bit of time before they’re properly cool.
Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!
Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!
"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain
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Jul 16, 2021 13:13
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Cool fact: babies don’t cry with actual tears to start off with. So they need a bit of time before they’re properly cool.
Wow way to ruin my joke!
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Jul 16, 2021 13:19
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It's all right to cry
Crying gets the sad out of you
It's all right to cry
It might make people think you're cooler
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Jul 16, 2021 15:03
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if crying is cool, just call me miles davis!
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Jul 16, 2021 16:18
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Johnson and Johnson oops all tears baby shampoo
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Jul 16, 2021 16:31
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if crying is cool, then just call me— oh, someone already did this joke.
man, it was gonna be so funny, but... i guess i won’t post it... *tears start to well up in my eyes*
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Jul 16, 2021 16:41
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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teens sniffing tear gas instead of whippits
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Jul 16, 2021 19:03
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- Code Jockey
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69420 basic bytes free
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60 Minutes Presents: The shocking secret behind your teen's kleenex stash
"I thought it was for... well, you know," a mosaic-censored mom tells the interviewer, "but the truth was so much worse. He had a stack of DVDs that were just Sarah McLachlan animal commercials he'd burned."
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Jul 16, 2021 19:26
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One day nearer spring
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Sort of but not in a counterculture kind of way
Now even jocks and cheerleaders can and indeed must leave a slick trail of brine everywhere they go like some kind of salt-tolerant slug or risk their fragile social status
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Jul 16, 2021 21:03
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slapping the sunglasses off of dorks trying to hide their crying eyes
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Jul 16, 2021 21:49
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a shirtless heavily tattooed man becomes an internet meme sensation, MR COOL EYES tattooed on his chest, with a crying skull
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Jul 16, 2021 22:06
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a shirtless heavily tattooed man becomes an internet meme sensation, MR COOL EYES tattooed on his chest, with a crying skull
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Jul 17, 2021 00:26
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69420 basic bytes free
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*gruff, stocky security guard guides my son into the small security office at the back of the store by his shoulder, instructing him to sit down*
I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but we caught your son shoplifting a movie. We're seeing this more and more with kids his age. Just desperate to participate in this... culture... any way they can.
*guard slides a shrinkwrapped copy of Marley and Me onto his desk*
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Jul 17, 2021 00:44
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Oh no
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Drinking wine and crying. Because I'm so cool
Well, it is your party.
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Jul 17, 2021 01:47
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- Adbot
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Jun 8, 2024 08:14
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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*gruff, stocky security guard guides my son into the small security office at the back of the store by his shoulder, instructing him to sit down*
I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but we caught your son shoplifting a movie. We're seeing this more and more with kids his age. Just desperate to participate in this... culture... any way they can.
*guard slides a shrinkwrapped copy of Marley and Me onto his desk*
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