Crying is cool now

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Oh, me? Nothing much, just dusting off my collection of pet death movies. Wanna come over later?

# ? Jul 16, 2021 01:53

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 12:30

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I stare into the mirror, tweezers at the ready, but none of my nose hairs have grown back in enough to grasp yet. Guess I'll have to do the "onion trick"

# ? Jul 16, 2021 01:56

nut

oh cry us a river

*the rest of the guys lift their kayak paddles and cheer*

# ? Jul 16, 2021 02:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Movies, music, tweezers? Buddy I cry all the time for no reason. *unbelievably cool*

# ? Jul 16, 2021 02:33

Escape From Noise

Emo's back?

# ? Jul 16, 2021 03:00

bad guy

i used to be into crying... it's cool if that's your thing but i guess i just grew up a bit, you know?

# ? Jul 16, 2021 03:09

bad guy

in the pit at the concert and people are just handing out pictures of dogs and cats in shelters... not no-kill shelters either...

# ? Jul 16, 2021 03:13

bad guy

when i was in college, all the sad stuff was natural, maybe a blurry photo of a couple of vietnamese kids... you might get a couple of sniffles, a tear or two. nowadays with this highly potent synthetic poo poo like grave of the fireflies you can straight up die of dehydration. it happened to marsha's cousin's kid

# ? Jul 16, 2021 03:16

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Escape From Noise posted:

Emo's back?

I�m not ok

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# ? Jul 16, 2021 03:30

Escape From Noise

Baby's are now the coolest. Pretty much every magazine is plastered with images of crying babies, only a few months old. I'm sick of the unrealistic expectations set by these young models. Some of us are so old our tear ducts have dried up.

# ? Jul 16, 2021 05:17

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

weepin itt

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# ? Jul 16, 2021 05:31

Escape From Noise

The crying game is the new dangerous trend among teens.

# ? Jul 16, 2021 05:42

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

*solitary, badass tear runs down cheek*

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# ? Jul 16, 2021 05:50

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Instead of teardrop tattoos, gangsters get extra tear ducts surgically implanted

# ? Jul 16, 2021 10:40

barfdog

i'm curious op - do the cries have to be of sadness or despair, or can i also cry for positive reasons, such as joy, or with laughter?

what are the rules of cool here?

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Jul 16, 2021 12:24

Escape From Noise

barfdog posted:

i'm curious op - do the cries have to be of sadness or despair, or can i also cry for positive reasons, such as joy, or with laughter?

what are the rules of cool here?

I bet this square's never cried in their LIFE!

And it's just such a tragedy! :qq:

# ? Jul 16, 2021 12:32

google THIS

Escape From Noise posted:

Emo's back?

Sort of but not in a counterculture kind of way

Now even jocks and cheerleaders can and indeed must leave a slick trail of brine everywhere they go like some kind of salt-tolerant slug or risk their fragile social status

# ? Jul 16, 2021 13:08

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

Escape From Noise posted:

Baby's are now the coolest. Pretty much every magazine is plastered with images of crying babies, only a few months old. I'm sick of the unrealistic expectations set by these young models. Some of us are so old our tear ducts have dried up.

Cool fact: babies don�t cry with actual tears to start off with. So they need a bit of time before they�re properly cool.

Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!

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"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

# ? Jul 16, 2021 13:13

Escape From Noise

Uria aalge posted:

Cool fact: babies don’t cry with actual tears to start off with. So they need a bit of time before they’re properly cool.

Wow way to ruin my joke! :cry:

# ? Jul 16, 2021 13:19

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Escape From Noise posted:

The crying game is the new dangerous trend among teens.

lmao

# ? Jul 16, 2021 14:09

Ventral EggSac

It's all right to cry
Crying gets the sad out of you
It's all right to cry
It might make people think you're cooler

# ? Jul 16, 2021 15:03

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

Escape From Noise posted:

Wow way to ruin my joke!

But now you�re crying� so you�re cool!

You�re welcome!!

Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!

Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

# ? Jul 16, 2021 16:00

bad guy

if crying is cool, just call me miles davis!

# ? Jul 16, 2021 16:18

nut

Johnson and Johnson oops all tears baby shampoo

# ? Jul 16, 2021 16:31

Dr. Chainsaws PhD

if crying is cool, then just call me� oh, someone already did this joke.

man, it was gonna be so funny, but... i guess i won�t post it... *tears start to well up in my eyes*

# ? Jul 16, 2021 16:41

biosterous

don't cry for me, argentina, i want to be the coolest one here, please do not take this away from me

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# ? Jul 16, 2021 16:43

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teens sniffing tear gas instead of whippits

# ? Jul 16, 2021 19:03

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bad guy posted:

if crying is cool, just call me miles davis!

if charlie parker were a crybaby, there'd be a lot of dead copycats

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# ? Jul 16, 2021 19:25

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60 Minutes Presents: The shocking secret behind your teen's kleenex stash

"I thought it was for... well, you know," a mosaic-censored mom tells the interviewer, "but the truth was so much worse. He had a stack of DVDs that were just Sarah McLachlan animal commercials he'd burned."

# ? Jul 16, 2021 19:26

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Code Jockey posted:

60 Minutes Presents: The shocking secret behind your teen's kleenex stash

"I thought it was for... well, you know," a mosaic-censored mom tells the interviewer, "but the truth was so much worse. He had a stack of DVDs that were just Sarah McLachlan animal commercials he'd burned."

when I was a freshman there was a guy in the dorms who was infamous because one time his door didn't close all the way when he was taking a day off to j off and people saw him crying and snarling while going at it, for some reason this wound up with his nickname being EZ Mac and then later he got widely disliked for going from party to party trying to card people

anyway if that guy was a goon (fairly likely) I think he should come post in here

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# ? Jul 16, 2021 19:29

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

Sort of but not in a counterculture kind of way

Now even jocks and cheerleaders can and indeed must leave a slick trail of brine everywhere they go like some kind of salt-tolerant slug or risk their fragile social status

# ? Jul 16, 2021 21:03

FutonForensic

slapping the sunglasses off of dorks trying to hide their crying eyes

# ? Jul 16, 2021 21:49

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a shirtless heavily tattooed man becomes an internet meme sensation, MR COOL EYES tattooed on his chest, with a crying skull

# ? Jul 16, 2021 22:06

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

does this mean i can finally declare that toni braxton is lame

thanks nesamdoom!!

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# ? Jul 16, 2021 22:08

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Quietly whispering Tears for Fears songs

# ? Jul 16, 2021 22:12

Escape From Noise

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a shirtless heavily tattooed man becomes an internet meme sensation, MR COOL EYES tattooed on his chest, with a crying skull

# ? Jul 17, 2021 00:26

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*gruff, stocky security guard guides my son into the small security office at the back of the store by his shoulder, instructing him to sit down*

I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but we caught your son shoplifting a movie. We're seeing this more and more with kids his age. Just desperate to participate in this... culture... any way they can.

*guard slides a shrinkwrapped copy of Marley and Me onto his desk*

# ? Jul 17, 2021 00:44

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Drinking wine and crying. Because I'm so cool

# ? Jul 17, 2021 01:38

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Drinking wine and crying. Because I'm so cool

Well, it is your party.

# ? Jul 17, 2021 01:47

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 12:30

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Code Jockey posted:

*gruff, stocky security guard guides my son into the small security office at the back of the store by his shoulder, instructing him to sit down*

I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but we caught your son shoplifting a movie. We're seeing this more and more with kids his age. Just desperate to participate in this... culture... any way they can.

*guard slides a shrinkwrapped copy of Marley and Me onto his desk*

# ? Jul 17, 2021 03:25

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