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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


good point, maybe we should figure out how to bomb childhood poverty

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1415993374235111435

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

lmao drat

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

this guy is like :blastu: whenever he tweet

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
the chinese got a killer weapon and it tweets for free

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
Chen is such a powerful poster.

Zmej
Nov 6, 2005

where's that guy who said everytime Chen tweets, public opinions in Taiwan and neighboring countries plummet, thus america and china are going to go to war because of Chen lol

:qq: "wolf warrior diplomacy"

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012


Would be a stronger message if one of them fell down imo.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 29 days!)

genericnick posted:

Would be a stronger message if one of them fell down imo.

The F-22 is the good plane that works, and there's only a couple hundred of them because we stopped making new ones in favor of the F-35.

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

The F-22 is the good plane that works, and there's only a couple hundred of them because we stopped making new ones in favor of the F-35.

Look it's too expensive to have some good planes, it's much more economical to have a lot of bad planes.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

The F-22 is the good plane that works, and there's only a couple hundred of them because we stopped making new ones in favor of the F-35.

Now, now it's still one of those that can't fly if there's light rain, isn't it?

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

you cant put a price on comedy (plane that explodes in bad weather, plane with such useless software that it takes weeks to do OTA updates that allow it to operate, plane that suffocates pilots) and thats why i support the f-35

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 29 days!)

genericnick posted:

Now, now it's still one of those that can't fly if there's light rain, isn't it?

No, that's the F-35. We spent 1.7 trillion dollars making planes that can't deliver oxygen to their pilots because the F-22 was "too expensive."

Of course there are other reasons, like how the armed forces keep wanting stupid poo poo like VTOL.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

as of 2020 the f-35 also couldn't even fire its cannon accurately hahaha, what a cool plane

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
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the fatal flaw with the F-22 is that all the tooling was crated-up and locked away so there's presumably very little in the way of spare parts and no new production anymore

in 2018, Hurricane Michael damaged some 17 of the planes in their base at Tyndall AFB in Florida, and that was about 10% of the whole fleet, and they couldn't be repaired

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

To be fair the F-22 also suffocated its pilots.

So this one is a toss up.

https://www.airforce-technology.com/news/newsroot-cause-f22-raptor-hypoxia-identified-usaf/

gradenko_2000 posted:

the fatal flaw with the F-22 is that all the tooling was crated-up and locked away so there's presumably very little in the way of spare parts and no new production anymore

in 2018, Hurricane Michael damaged some 17 of the planes in their base at Tyndall AFB in Florida, and that was about 10% of the whole fleet, and they couldn't be repaired
Yeah that's a problem with like every plane in the air force fleet. All the old ones aren't getting any new spare parts made so either old parts from planes that can't fly are getting canibalized or need to be reverse engineered. While the small run newer planes never had the production lines run long enough to build up a stock of spare parts.

Well they tried that with the F-35, except the design kept changing as more flaws were found and fixed.

Lostconfused has issued a correction as of 16:03 on Jul 16, 2021

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

if i thought that the us military was actually doing anything to protect me and my family i would be worried about all this but since it isnt: a hearty lol

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Looks like this is the Beijing response to the new sanction

China snubs senior US official in worsening diplomatic stand-off

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

No, that's the F-35. We spent 1.7 trillion dollars making planes that can't deliver oxygen to their pilots because the F-22 was "too expensive."

Of course there are other reasons, like how the armed forces keep wanting stupid poo poo like VTOL.

Refreshed my memory. Yeah it can fly just fine, but the stealth paint seems to come off?

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

fart simpson posted:

good point, maybe we should figure out how to bomb childhood poverty



What have you done!!!

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

genericnick posted:

Refreshed my memory. Yeah it can fly just fine, but the stealth paint seems to come off?

This is a thing for all "stealth" planes, and a huge problem for the B-2 now.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
Yeah, it wasn’t a couple hundred either, only 187 f22s were ever made and only portion of them are now operational. If anything they fighters being sent over may be a good portion of the operational fleet.

It arguably may be still the best fighter out there, it is just been so limited by DoD that it really can’t have a meaningful battlefield presence.

Also the f35 has a massive parts bottleneck that if anything is going to put it in a similar position. Also many of the aircraft will have to retire early because of airframe fatigue.

Ardennes has issued a correction as of 16:17 on Jul 16, 2021

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 29 days!)

Ardennes posted:

Yeah, it wasn’t a couple hundred either, only 187 f22s were ever made and only portion of them are now operational. If anything they fighters being sent over may be a good portion of the operational fleet.

It arguably may be still the best fighter out there, it is just been so limited by DoD that it really can’t have a meaningful battlefield presence.

That's right. Most of the fleet has to be kept mothballed so they can source them for spare parts.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



The latest generation chinese fighter could effectively have a bigger impact in the coming years if they can get the engines built in country instead of ordering them from russia.

Its really a huge fuckup by the US since they decided that air to air wasn't as necessary anymore since we've been stuck for 20 years in irregular warfare and now china is rising, they caught up and all we have in the pipeline are upgraded F-16s since the "affordable, universal multirole" that was meant to replace it balooned into contracting monstrosity

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 29 days!)

Remember when China debuted a new air superiority fighter that was clearly a reverse-engineered F-35, but it had better performance because it didn't have VTOL?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Remember when China debuted a new air superiority fighter that was clearly a reverse-engineered F-35, but it had better performance because it didn't have VTOL?

a power point slide showing the feature comparison and highlighting the vtol in a big bold green font for the f35 with a big red x for the chinese model

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Remember when China debuted a new air superiority fighter that was clearly a reverse-engineered F-35, but it had better performance because it didn't have VTOL?

it also costs like 1/3rd to make and wouldn't surprise the cost per flight hour to be significantly lower than a 1/3rd of what the F35s is.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Remember when China debuted a new air superiority fighter that was clearly a reverse-engineered F-35, but it had better performance because it didn't have VTOL?

also it had two engines so the plane doesn’t fall out of the sky if one flames out

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Raskolnikov38 posted:

also it had two engines so the plane doesn’t fall out of the sky if one flames out

that means it has twice the chance to fail!

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-57780023

quote:

In recent years, the "vloggers" have been increasingly presenting themselves as China-lovers, spreading Communist Party disinformation.

YouTube labels Chinese state media like broadcaster CGTN as government-funded. But there is little policing when it comes to individuals promoting similar narratives.

Some vloggers are suspected of co-operating with state-owned outlets to spread China's rhetoric to the world. But it's far from clear what really motivates them, or how effective this strategy is.

BBC pointing out the real problem. People expressing their non state department fed lines on the internet.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Remember when China debuted a new air superiority fighter that was clearly a reverse-engineered F-35, but it had better performance because it didn't have VTOL?

The navalized f-35 is also better because of this

The US still built the vtol ones anyway

Lol

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
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I'm always confused as to what message this sort of thing is supposed to send. Did China forget that we have some F-22's or something?

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

i dont know if they fixed it but the vtol f-35 part is especially funny because the downblast from the vtol engine was so hot that it would melt most surfaces, requiring special blocks to take off from safely. great job guys that sounds like a really flexible, deploy-anywhere plane you designed!

the marines are so cool.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
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We could have had this big, beautiful boy

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
A lot of the issue is also just that the f-35 was a re-designed copy of a Soviet vtol fighter the Yak-141, which was a fairly awkward fighter even if it was ahead of its time. The Yak was also never designed as a dedicated air superiority fighter.

Then you have the issue of just how slow the f-35 roll out has been as only 230 have been delivered to the Air Force. Air National Guard units are transitioning to a modernized f-15 from their f-16s because they know they aren’t going to see any f35s any time soon.

It doesn’t really affect actual defense in any meaningful way but at the same time the US also doesn’t have the technical edge it had during the 1990s/2000s since both Russia and China have largely closed the capability gap including their own large 4th generation fighter fleets.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
what is the point of a “fighter jet” if not air superiority? why would you design a fighter without that as the primary if not only goal (sincere question idfk what their thought process was)

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

If the government gave me $1 trillion for a fighter jet i'd simply create one that can suck itself off.

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

indigi posted:

what is the point of a “fighter jet” if not air superiority? why would you design a fighter without that as the primary if not only goal (sincere question idfk what their thought process was)

The F-35 isn't a fighter either. That's where the stealth part comes in, it's just supposed to launch from a carrier and bomb poo poo.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

indigi posted:

what is the point of a “fighter jet” if not air superiority? why would you design a fighter without that as the primary if not only goal (sincere question idfk what their thought process was)

It was a short range vtol strike fighter which was designed to fly from a light carrier to bomb targets on shore. It could theoretically dogfight but it honestly would have probably been terrible at it.

The Yak 141/41 never got out of the prototype stage and its design was bought by Lockheed-Martin.

This is compared to a su 27 which was only really designed to fight other planes.

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Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

indigi posted:

what is the point of a “fighter jet” if not air superiority? why would you design a fighter without that as the primary if not only goal (sincere question idfk what their thought process was)

it's a fighter bomber which is specifically a type of plane that came into being in WW2. These would be Hurricane, Typhoon, Thunderbolt, IL-2, etc. These are primarily designed to engage ground targets and carry larger than average payloads (in those days that meant rocket packs on the wings and cannons on the nose); they could engage enemy aircraft and did successfully against enemy bomber formations (the hurricane specifically is a bit of unsung hero vis a vis the battle of britian and the early part of WW2) because those were slow and armored like the ground targets they were supposed to engage. Against enemy air sup fighters they are aren't designed to do that as efficiently.

note: if your thinking "wouldn't an A-10 or a drone be able to do this perfectly fine?" yes exactly you have found another reason why the F-35 is dumb. ofc the A-10 was showing it's age....but it's extremely clear that they needed a specifically design ground attack aircraft and the F-35 has WAY to many compromises in it to make it "technically able" to engage enemy fighters because oops no F-22's


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iffnw_rbB1Q

Lady Militant has issued a correction as of 17:31 on Jul 16, 2021

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