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Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
I just ate a grapefruit sprinkled with half a tea spoon of sugar and drank the juice from the bowl and I feel loving great.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Salt > sugar on grapefruit

But really, pummelos are what grapefruits aspire to be, and they’re sweet enough to need nothing.

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Salt on Canteloup is the goat

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Platystemon posted:

But really, pummelos are what grapefruits aspire to be, and they’re sweet enough to need nothing.

Isn't that tequila and grapefruit juice?

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Platystemon posted:

Salt > sugar on grapefruit

But really, pummelos are what grapefruits aspire to be, and they’re sweet enough to need nothing.

Salts better than sugar on the grapefruit/our hearts/littering the topsoil

That sounds banging though.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

porn sucks in general but i especially dont get the weird fixation on sperm in hetero porn. there is nothing more disgusting to me than another man's sperm and i don't get why so many guys insist on seeing that crap

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

id rather eat a live tarantula than a single drop of another dude's sperm

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Shibawanko posted:

id rather eat a live tarantula than a single drop of another dude's sperm

Ok, but I assume you, a hetero, don't think cum or cocks are hot to begin with.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Up until very recently the idea of vagina disgusted me and I gargled all the other men's cum. While bisexual awakening has been great, I strongly suggest all man get a few cocks just to try it and see if they're like me.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



PHUO: cocks are the only thing men have that are attractive, and they don't even have a monopoly on them.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
PHUO: the face is the most attractive part of the human body.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Platystemon posted:

PHUO: the face is the most attractive part of the human body.

Someone doesn't have a foot fetish.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Anyone who does will tell you, early and often

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

i mean i dislike porn and i dont think it should even exist but the way hetero porn seems to be all about sperm seems thematically inconsistent. it's like having a horror movie turn into a court procedural for the last 10 minutes

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

I'll take that over all the step sister shut going around

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Shibawanko posted:

i mean i dislike porn and i dont think it should even exist but the way hetero porn seems to be all about sperm seems thematically inconsistent. it's like having a horror movie turn into a court procedural for the last 10 minutes

Like it or not, semen has a straightforward relationship to sex.

It’s not switching genres midstream.

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Fashionable Jorts posted:

PHUO: cocks are the only thing men have that are attractive, and they don't even have a monopoly on them.

As a heterosexual male. Naw. Men with good physiques look fantastic.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Dude looks so dehydrated as to be on the verge of collapse.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Gaius Marius posted:

I'll take that over all the step sister shut going around

I learned something interesting about foot fetishes recently. Apparently the part of the brain that identifies different body parts can sometimes have short circuits, and "feet" and "genitals" are very close in the brain, and commonly have crossovers. So people who are turned on by feet have a brain that thinks "oh hey feet, those are the sexual organs right? cool, time to get horny!"

Step sister stuff is just weird incest poo poo.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Gaius Marius posted:

As a heterosexual male. Naw. Men with good physiques look fantastic.



As a bi dude, I actually kinda prefer Jack Black lookin dudes. No shade on guys like the above though, he worked hard to get that physique, he looks great, and I'd touch his abs.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



It is interesting how often what straight men idolize in other men is wildly different from what people attracted to men are. Not trying to insult you or anything, thinking that bodybuilder above is a good body is great. Its just fun to see it happen.

To always bring it back to marvel; there was a poll ages ago where the vast majority of straight men thought Chris Hemsworth's Thor was the most attractive, and the vast majority of straight women thought that Tom Hiddleston's Loki was the most attractive.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

As a bi dude, I actually kinda prefer Jack Black lookin dudes. No shade on guys like the above though, he worked hard to get that physique, he looks great, and I'd touch his abs.

My partner's ultimate celebrity crush is Seth Rogan, and she was slightly less attracted to him when he slimmed down for Green Hornet.

indiscriminately
Jan 19, 2007
I think Loki's attractiveness is more about his persona than his look though.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Gaius Marius posted:

I'll take that over all the step sister shut going around

W-what are you doing, Step-podiatrist...?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Fashionable Jorts posted:

I learned something interesting about foot fetishes recently. Apparently the part of the brain that identifies different body parts can sometimes have short circuits, and "feet" and "genitals" are very close in the brain, and commonly have crossovers. So people who are turned on by feet have a brain that thinks "oh hey feet, those are the sexual organs right? cool, time to get horny!"

Step sister stuff is just weird incest poo poo.

Even if that's true, it doesn't explain why foot fetishists are always so loving weird about it.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Sunswipe posted:

Even if that's true, it doesn't explain why foot fetishists are always so loving weird about it.

Lol fair enough. Maybe the short-circuit in the brain also causes them to not understand the cardinal rule of "don't involve others in your kink"

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
thatpicofbenshapiro'ssisterandahordeofcreepyfootfetishcomments.jpg

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Isn't "all the [x] I know about are weird" just an example of the airplane picture? If you've been told about it then of course it seems obvious.

This picture specifically.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Josef bugman posted:

Isn't "all the [x] I know about are weird" just an example of the airplane picture? If you've been told about it then of course it seems obvious.

This picture specifically.


Pretty much. Foot stuff is probably one of the most common fetishes out there, so if the rate of "people who are weird about their fetish" was the same across the board, it would look like weirdo feet people are everywhere.

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

I have no idea what sexual proclivities anyone I know in real life has

Is this another one of those situations where people assume hosed up internet people represent real life in any way?

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

Manager Hoyden posted:

I have no idea what sexual proclivities anyone I know in real life has

Is this another one of those situations where people assume hosed up internet people represent real life in any way?

Not if the conversations I overhear as a bartender are any indication at all, no. I know the fetishes of half the creeps at my bar and I can easily guess most of the rest of my regulars. People are happily weird about sex when they feel too comfortable.

Foot fetishists are weird because they can look at the equivalent of naked people all day thanks to sandals and sexy shoes. You're playing right into their toes when you wear flip-flops with a nice pedicure. I know because a creep told me about it on the bus. For half a block.

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

fizzymercury posted:

Not if the conversations I overhear as a bartender are any indication at all, no. I know the fetishes of half the creeps at my bar and I can easily guess most of the rest of my regulars. People are happily weird about sex when they feel too comfortable.

Foot fetishists are weird because they can look at the equivalent of naked people all day thanks to sandals and sexy shoes. You're playing right into their toes when you wear flip-flops with a nice pedicure. I know because a creep told me about it on the bus. For half a block.

Man that's the one time I'm glad for my boring suit job. Every other aspect yeah I'm jealous but not the drunk fetishist part

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Manager Hoyden posted:

Man that's the one time I'm glad for my boring suit job. Every other aspect yeah I'm jealous but not the drunk fetishist part

If you're wearing a suit, having meetings, and touching computers, no, you are not jealous of any aspect of a job like bartending. Hearing customers talking about how they want to touch someone's feet ant nothing else is loving great shift.
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And you're still making no money and being abused by management that snort coke in the office

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fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

If you're wearing a suit, having meetings, and touching computers, no, you are not jealous of any aspect of a job like bartending. Hearing customers talking about how they want to touch someone's feet ant nothing else is loving great shift.
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And you're still making no money and being abused by management that snort coke in the office
I'd pay someone to let me work in an office.

lmao being jealous of any part of bartending. I spent half an hour of my shift cleaning blood out of the urinals last night and that wasn't any worse than any other part of the night.

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

If you're wearing a suit, having meetings, and touching computers, no, you are not jealous of any aspect of a job like bartending. Hearing customers talking about how they want to touch someone's feet ant nothing else is loving great shift.
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And you're still making no money and being abused by management that snort coke in the office

Yeah you're probably right. But on the other hand I do get slightly bored most days so it is impossible to tell which is better

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin

Josef bugman posted:

Isn't "all the [x] I know about are weird" just an example of the airplane picture? If you've been told about it then of course it seems obvious.

This picture specifically.


What’s the comtext of the airplane pic? I see it around and don’t understand it.

There’s nothing wrong with being attracted to feet, the problem with a lot of foot fetishists is their actions. They think they’re slick but they aren’t. Plus there’s poo poo like wiki feet, which just feels like a violation

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



thetoughestbean posted:

What’s the comtext of the airplane pic? I see it around and don’t understand it.

There’s nothing wrong with being attracted to feet, the problem with a lot of foot fetishists is their actions. They think they’re slick but they aren’t. Plus there’s poo poo like wiki feet, which just feels like a violation

Its based from WW2, where the story goes that bombers would come back to base with hits in those locations. The obvious idea is to armour those points, since they're being hit more often.

But what it doesn't show is all of the bombers who were hit in the other places, and didn't make it back to base. Used as an example of survivor bias in a lot of places, like when you get people who say "I drove around without seatbelts as a kid and I made it!", well all the kids who died because they weren't wearing seatbelts aren't here to say they didn't live.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Its based from WW2, where the story goes that bombers would come back to base with hits in those locations. The obvious idea is to armour those points, since they're being hit more often.

But what it doesn't show is all of the bombers who were hit in the other places, and didn't make it back to base. Used as an example of survivor bias in a lot of places, like when you get people who say "I drove around without seatbelts as a kid and I made it!", well all the kids who died because they weren't wearing seatbelts aren't here to say they didn't live.

It's this! Thank you very much!

Another great, but sad, example is "you'll get more conservative as you get older". The reason older people are more conservative (in general) is because richer people are more conservative and richer people live longer lives.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


thetoughestbean posted:

This is a depressingly overly simplistic view of both society and morality

they literally never read ant anti-capitalist literature and just developed it independently

like idk how you would read anti-capitalist literature and never encounter the words "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism", and all that phrase entails

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



alexandriao posted:

"there is no ethical consumption under capitalism", and all that phrase entails

I hate how that phrase has been co-opted by people who refuse to make any effort whatsoever. "I could buy my jewelry made entirely by a local artist and pay them directly, but Amazon Prime is offering free shipping on their stuff made by exploited workers. These choices are exactly the same, since after all, no ethical consumption!"

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alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Guyver posted:

No fruit is good for you it's not even up for debate. The same with juice maybe don't drink it if you're fat but there's stuff in there that is good for you. It's nothing like a soda.

One time a friend I know had a potassium deficiency. The pills were terrible and absolutely wrecking her digestive system (vitamin suppliments are well known for being gross as gently caress and really damaging in some ways), so she asked the doctor to calculate how many bananas it would take a day

turns out it was like 6 or 7 and she ate those instead and was absolutely fine

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