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Yoshi Wins posted:That butt plug looks like a mushroom!
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Life, uhhhhhhhhhh, finds a way.
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Jul 16, 2021 07:17
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Grendels Dad posted:Life, uhhhhhhhhhh, finds a way. into your butt
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Jul 16, 2021 12:58
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Has anyone seen my mushroom? I left it right over th.... ......Oh dear.....
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Jul 16, 2021 14:04
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It's canonical that Mario gets all his mushroom power-ups through the rear end.
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Jul 16, 2021 15:49
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youknowthatoneguy posted:It's canonical that Mario gets all his mushroom power-ups through the rear end. mama mia
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Jul 16, 2021 15:52
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LifeSunDeath posted:mama mia Wahoo!
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LifeSunDeath posted:mama mia Mama mia Papa pia Buttplug was An Amanita!
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Mama mia Princess Peach was up your rear end the entire time! e, content I guess: https://twitter.com/ctoner/status/1415838395880857606?s=20 there's like 5 more itt, guess this writer is literally a form letter. LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 16:18 on Jul 16, 2021 |
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:Wahoo! 
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LifeSunDeath posted:Princess Peach was up your rear end the entire time! lol the author weighed in https://twitter.com/JasonAten/status/1416048427998273539
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Jul 16, 2021 16:30
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Carthag Tuek posted:lol the author weighed in holy poo poo LOL e, 
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Jul 16, 2021 16:31
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Carthag Tuek posted:lol the author weighed in
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Jul 16, 2021 16:36
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i wish i was emotionally intelligent 
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Jul 16, 2021 16:47
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I guess “emotional intelligence” is “ beep beep I go to space” and not “ hey I could fix large parts of the worlds problems myself”
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Johnny Aztec posted:I guess “emotional intelligence” is “ beep beep I go to space” and not “ hey I could fix large parts of the worlds problems myself” billionaires aren't people, they're deities. you cannot understand their god mind with even your true self. and your emotions are frankly, the opposite of intelligence.
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Jul 16, 2021 16:53
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When you become a billionaire you join a hive mind that shares emotional intelligence at all times
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Jul 16, 2021 16:55
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LifeSunDeath posted:billionaires aren't people, they're deities. you cannot understand their god mind with even your true self. and your emotions are frankly, the opposite of intelligence. Reminds me of that old Buddhist saying “. If you meet God on the road, kill him”
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Jul 16, 2021 16:58
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Johnny Aztec posted:Reminds me of that old Buddhist saying “. If you meet God on the road, kill him” I love that koan...also the one about some dude on a bridge asking you about the flowing water being the same, and your answer is to throw him into the river.
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Carthag Tuek posted:lol the author weighed in It gets weirder: https://twitter.com/pawnpower1/status/1416062940789149702
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Jul 16, 2021 17:05
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holy poo poo wow. clickbait authors really are conartists.
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Jul 16, 2021 17:10
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I'm sure I must have missed something cause I don't get what's funny about his height - has it turned into a thing for dudes lying about their height to say they're 5'11 when they're obviously shorter than 6'?
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Phy posted:I'm sure I must have missed something cause I don't get what's funny about his height - has it turned into a thing for dudes lying about their height to say they're 5'11 when they're obviously shorter than 6'? 5’ 11” 275 lb? Pure emotional intelligence!
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Phy posted:I'm sure I must have missed something cause I don't get what's funny about his height - has it turned into a thing for dudes lying about their height to say they're 5'11 when they're obviously shorter than 6'? The kind of person who escalates dunking on someone on the Internet to "find and post his real life info" is probably the same kind of person who thinks anyone under 6' is a manlet
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If manlets would stop getting mad about it then it would stop being funny to put that cookie jar on top of the fridge.
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Phy posted:I'm sure I must have missed something cause I don't get what's funny about his height - has it turned into a thing for dudes lying about their height to say they're 5'11 when they're obviously shorter than 6'? he lines behind his head in the photo indicate 5' and 4'
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Making fun of dudes because they're short isn't cool. It's just mean. Especially if you do it to their faces. Cause then they get mad, and you have to hold them at arm's length with your hand on their forehead as they impotently swing their tiny baby arms at you. Not cool.
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Come on. Making fun of short guys? Who do you think you are? God? Their father? Their boss?
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Making fun of dudes because they're short isn't cool. It's just mean. Especially if you do it to their faces. Cause then they get mad, and you have to hold them at arm's length with your hand on their forehead as they impotently swing their tiny baby arms at you. Not cool. is this what the kids call "punching down"
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Jul 16, 2021 18:04
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You guys need to grow up.
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Jul 16, 2021 18:10
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I thought what was funny about it was that he went straight from ten years in prison for forgery and bad checks to breathlessly caping for billionaires online. That's pretty funny.
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Jul 16, 2021 18:20
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ITT: lowbrow humor
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Jul 16, 2021 18:20
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Platystemon posted:ITT: lowbrow humor Personally I think it's the height of comedy.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:You guys need to grow up. That's a tall order, chief. prayer group posted:I thought what was funny about it was that he went straight from ten years in prison for forgery and bad checks to breathlessly caping for billionaires online. That's pretty funny. It's this.
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BiggerBoat posted:I'm not sure how funny it is but I like that drawing on the right a lot That’s just jobajutsu.
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Scratch Monkey posted:When you become a billionaire you join a hive mind that shares emotional intelligence at all times for reference it's the emotional intelligence if a single person, spread among all 2000-odd billionaires which explains a lot
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Carthag Tuek posted:he lines behind his head in the photo indicate 5' and 4' can you explain this? i dont see numbers? are bricks 1foot tall?
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Hey maybe don't make fun of people for things they have no control over. If they're lovely there'll be plenty of other things to make fun of them for. No need to be a dick!
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