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If a short guy is being fussy about jokes just throw a towel over your shoulder and burp him
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Jul 16, 2021 19:18
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Jul 16, 2021 19:21
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All teenager nowadays are over 6 feet high. In 20 years all of are going to be considered short and mocked. Or dead.
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Jul 16, 2021 19:27
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all y'all fuckers can laugh your tall asses off but I'll be over here stretching my legs comfortably in my plane seat!!!!
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Jul 16, 2021 19:29
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Paladinus posted:All teenager nowadays are over 6 feet high. In 20 years all of are going to be considered short and mocked. Or dead. My nephew just turned 18 and he's 6'2" despite being like 95 lbs of rattling bones and hair products
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Jul 16, 2021 19:30
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Stroop There It Is posted:all y'all fuckers can laugh your tall asses off but I'll be over here stretching my legs comfortably in my plane seat!!!! Wow, look at this little 1-percenter midge that can afford to travel by plane. Well lah de dah, Your Royal Smallness. Don't be alarmed when your plane lands and you see the worlds smallest guillotine being wheeled out on the tarmac.
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Jul 16, 2021 19:36
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Carthag Tuek posted:he lines behind his head in the photo indicate 5' and 4' I must be missing something here. In the mug shot I only see cinderblocks, no height marking. Is it a different pic?
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Jul 16, 2021 19:38
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Johnny Aztec posted:I guess “emotional intelligence” is “ beep beep I go to space” and not “ hey I could fix large parts of the worlds problems myself” The stupid part is they're so rich they could do both. At least MacKenzie Scott is trying to fix some stuff without also doing idiotic stunts (afaik).
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Jul 16, 2021 19:43
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its crazy how tall kids are nowadays. i went by a group of teens and they were all like 6’8” and dunking basketballs and getting books off of high shelves and poo poo. earths gravity isnt what it used to be. kids are tall.
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Jul 16, 2021 19:50
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in 50 years 11 foot teenagers will rule the wastelands
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Jul 16, 2021 19:58
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Stexils posted:in 50 years 11 foot teenagers will rule the wastelands Yeah I saw fist of the North Star once too
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Jul 16, 2021 20:03
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people do get kind of fixated on certain words or phrases and the one recently that's bothering the hell out of me is "indeed" and it seems like if you're the type of person who uses indeed even once, you're going to use it 100 times in your writing or podcast or whatever. Also, is 275 not like a crazy weight for someone at that height?
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Jul 16, 2021 20:09
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Mauser posted:is 275 not like a crazy weight for someone at that height? Indeed
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Jul 16, 2021 20:14
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I knew I was setting someone up for that and did it anyway 
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Jul 16, 2021 20:15
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Mauser posted:people do get kind of fixated on certain words or phrases and the one recently that's bothering the hell out of me is "indeed" and it seems like if you're the type of person who uses indeed even once, you're going to use it 100 times in your writing or podcast or whatever. Also, is 275 not like a crazy weight for someone at that height? I'm 5'11" and just hit 250 as a result of not changing my habits enough after getting my thyroid gamma-rayed into settling the gently caress down. Gaining 25 pounds has been a whole new level of discomfort and self-loathing. I have to imagine that another 25 would be worse. I should be at about 180. But in America, 275 at that height is not really all that unusual, no.
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Jul 16, 2021 20:15
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Mauser posted:people do get kind of fixated on certain words or phrases and the one recently that's bothering the hell out of me is "indeed" and it seems like if you're the type of person who uses indeed even once, you're going to use it 100 times in your writing or podcast or whatever. Also, is 275 not like a crazy weight for someone at that height? Indeedly-doodly! Mauser posted:I knew I was setting someone up for that and did it anyway Indeed, you are not owned and are certainly not shrinking into a corncob. Indeed.
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Jul 16, 2021 20:24
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Stroop There It Is posted:all y'all fuckers can laugh your tall asses off but I'll be over here stretching my legs comfortably in my plane seat!!!! 
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Jul 16, 2021 20:27
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Mauser posted:I knew I was setting someone up for that and did it anyway The puppetmaster lol
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Jul 16, 2021 20:27
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Mauser posted:people do get kind of fixated on certain words or phrases and the one recently that's bothering the hell out of me is "indeed" and it seems like if you're the type of person who uses indeed even once, you're going to use it 100 times in your writing or podcast or whatever. Also, is 275 not like a crazy weight for someone at that height? 
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Jul 16, 2021 20:29
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Paladinus posted:All teenager nowadays are over 6 feet high. In 20 years all of are going to be considered short and mocked. Or dead. If the people who come after me do not burn me in a wicker man for a variety of reasons, but most of all because they have highly advanced politics that I cannot understand, then I am going to be very disappointed.
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Jul 16, 2021 20:33
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Hackers film 1995 posted:its crazy how tall kids are nowadays. i went by a group of teens and they were all like 6’8” and dunking basketballs and getting books off of high shelves and poo poo. earths gravity isnt what it used to be. kids are tall. don't worry, their children and grandchildren will shrink due to climate-change related food shortages leading to widespread malnutrition
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Jul 16, 2021 20:38
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I fear not the Gen Z marauders because I know the killing word. (the Australian word / what we used to call Karens)
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Jul 16, 2021 20:39
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Mauser posted:Also, is 275 not like a crazy weight for someone at that height? That's a crazy weight for anyone who isn't like an NFL player or something.
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Jul 16, 2021 20:39
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Mauser posted:people do get kind of fixated on certain words or phrases and the one recently that's bothering the hell out of me is "indeed" and it seems like if you're the type of person who uses indeed even once, you're going to use it 100 times in your writing or podcast or whatever. Also, is 275 not like a crazy weight for someone at that height? 
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Jul 16, 2021 20:40
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one for my baby
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Jul 16, 2021 20:43
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The Moon Monster posted:That's a crazy weight for anyone who isn't like an NFL player or something. Eh, I'm 260 and look p good (helps being 2m tall and a gym rat) Pictures! Funny!   
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Jul 16, 2021 20:54
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I'm Royce height and I'm unhappy being this close to 160. I'd prefer to be 150 or under. 275 at 5'10 is 100% tuna can territory.
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Jul 16, 2021 20:57
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captainOrbital posted:I'm Royce height What does this mean?
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Jul 16, 2021 20:59
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:I fear not the Gen Z marauders because I know the killing word. I definitely am going to have to find an excuse to call it The Australian Word now, in addition to The Gamer Word.
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Jul 16, 2021 21:04
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fishing with the fam posted:What does this mean? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royce_da_5%279%22
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Jul 16, 2021 21:05
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fishing with the fam posted:What does this mean? If you a shrimp and your height is below the word Royce on the front trim of a Rolls Royce, you're Royce-height. If you're a tall drink of water who's height is above the word Rolls, the you a Rolls-height. The UK uses a very confusing system of weights and measures.
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Jul 16, 2021 21:06
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:hell yeah lmao thank you for reminding me that's a thing that exists
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Jul 16, 2021 21:19
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Jul 16, 2021 21:28
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PittTheElder posted:lmao thank you for reminding me that's a thing that exists since you guys are blueballing everybody here's the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3fZhJN4Tdc If I have to have the song in my head all weekend after seeing that screenshot, then so should everyone else
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Jul 16, 2021 21:28
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OwlFancier posted:I definitely am going to have to find an excuse to call it The Australian Word now, in addition to The Gamer Word. The Australian word and the gamer word are different though Or do you mean that you have a new word to name after a group of very lovely people?
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Jul 16, 2021 21:40
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Short people get to buy clothing off the rack, so screw them. I can only wear jerseys and custom tailored shirts because no one makes a slim cut for a 24" neck and 41" sleeves. Somehow clothing companies decided if you're 6'5" you must weigh 480 pounds and only like the colors white and pink.
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Jul 16, 2021 21:41
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Short people get to buy clothing off the rack, so screw them. They also assume that if you have less than a 32” inseam you must have a 45” waist.
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Jul 16, 2021 21:59
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Short people get to buy clothing off the rack, so screw them. Just wear a mammoth fur loincloth like the other giants.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Short people get to buy clothing off the rack, so screw them. Can confirm every retailer thinks very tall people are exclusively fat as poo poo. And planes are too small. And bouncers hate you. But all the good sex with attractive people makes up for it plenty!
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