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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

One of my packages is in my country :toot: For now, until they send it back for no reason.

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value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

ATTN: RE: RE: FWD: RE: yos pos bitchhe





LED Display Screen Controlled Images Custom Emoticons Car LED Display Screen Picture Lights Mini Accent Spotlights PUO88
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001990115870.html
According to the reviews... poo poo doesn't work? Oh well. There goes my plan of Goatseing the entire freeway. :/

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




S***r's telling it like it is

Only registered members can see post attachments!

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
I brought a small 2x5 sized led scrolling panel from Ali and it also didn't work.

The hardware is there but I think it didn't have working software to let me program it. I even installed some software on win10 and still couldn't connect to the panel. Anyway it was only 5 bux so whatever.

I still want a large battery powered led scrolling screen I can strap to the back of my bike for future bicycle group ride.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

value-brand cereal posted:

ATTN: RE: RE: FWD: RE: yos pos bitchhe





LED Display Screen Controlled Images Custom Emoticons Car LED Display Screen Picture Lights Mini Accent Spotlights PUO88
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001990115870.html
According to the reviews... poo poo doesn't work? Oh well. There goes my plan of Goatseing the entire freeway. :/

I've long envisioned this device for telling tailgaters to gently caress off with.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


flashy_mcflash posted:

Hell yeah, welcome to blanket club, friend!

I'm loving this thing and after a couple washes it gets even softer. And I'm saying this as someone who usually needs a weighty blanket/duvet in even the hottest weather to fall asleep.

This is happening right now:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Humphreys posted:

This is happening right now:



Cozy.

meta²
Sep 11, 2001

What the flip was Grandma doing at the dunes?

Humphreys posted:

This is happening right now:



Please please dear god share photos of the end result.

Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham

You absolute champion!

Everyone who's address I know will be getting one or more of these

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

value-brand cereal posted:

ATTN: RE: RE: FWD: RE: yos pos bitchhe





LED Display Screen Controlled Images Custom Emoticons Car LED Display Screen Picture Lights Mini Accent Spotlights PUO88
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001990115870.html
According to the reviews... poo poo doesn't work? Oh well. There goes my plan of Goatseing the entire freeway. :/


This is tight poo poo right here, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal to use these where I live

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

Rozzbot posted:

You absolute champion!

Everyone who's address I know will be getting one or more of these

This seller's entire catalog is so weird. It's like a guy who was going to open a shop on etsy but got drunk and went to aliexpress instead.

US $3.60 10%OFF | Stephen King Book Cover Collage Soft ative Throw Pillow Cover Print Pillow Case Waist Cushion Pillows NOT Included
https://a.aliexpress.com/_m0s4kKb

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...




I'm in tears right now.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

value-brand cereal posted:

ATTN: RE: RE: FWD: RE: yos pos bitchhe





LED Display Screen Controlled Images Custom Emoticons Car LED Display Screen Picture Lights Mini Accent Spotlights PUO88
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001990115870.html
According to the reviews... poo poo doesn't work? Oh well. There goes my plan of Goatseing the entire freeway. :/

I made one that works a while ago from aliexpeess parts

https://i.imgur.com/P4c6RQC.mp4

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


mobby_6kl posted:

I made one that works a while ago from aliexpeess parts

https://i.imgur.com/P4c6RQC.mp4

Fantastic! Is the pisstape a smiley here yet? I havent encountered it

everdave
Nov 14, 2005


Never thought I’d be joining the pin gang but my about to be 6th grader now wants pins and buttons for her backpack and screw spending $2 each on lame ones at hot topic. Trolling for ones I think are cool with free shipping and $1 coupons keep getting applied so 2 for $1.20 or so not bad

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:aliexpress: PIN GANG toot toot!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


By popular demand posted:

:aliexpress: PIN GANG toot toot!

FINALLY bought some myself

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


A successful drive-by shopping!

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
e: oops wrong thread

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


This one popped up in the freebies today. My son wanted it almost immediately:



This pin and more here: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002388766674.html

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
Cool she will like that

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
There is a "I can't adult today" panda.

Which is funny because that describes panda pretty much everyday.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
:iiam:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002594539300.html

Is it a picture of a mystery box? Or a box containing a mystery picture? Or even an actual mystery box?

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'



Unquestionably legal car laser triangle.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001989686121.html

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Love to sear the retinas of people driving behind me every time I hit a speed bump or pothole

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'



This costs eighty two dollars.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32970214181.html

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

i've always wanted to blast people tailgating me with a laser cannon.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Bought one of those metal plate posters: 16,10 zł 50%OFF | Warning Gamer Only Metal Plate Signs Vintage Game Room Decor Tin Poster Sign Fashion Living Room Home Decorative Plaque Kid Gift
https://a.aliexpress.com/_vTH8DT

According to the comment section, the service is fairly reliable, so those could make some cool Secret Santa gifts for my friends.

And speaking of pins, I got a set some days ago:



The quality is decent, the blue colour on the rainbow pin bleeds out. But for the price I guess it should be acceptable...

11,04 zł 20%OFF | Anti-glare Buckle Brooch Alloy Lapel Cartoon Pins Set Neckline Pin Fixed Clothes Decorative Buckle Pin Accessories Gifts Friends
https://a.aliexpress.com/_vcoo8h

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Thaddius the Large posted:

Love to sear the retinas of people driving behind me every time I hit a speed bump or pothole

It's for people who drive with their brights on afraid they're not being enough of an rear end in a top hat.

Jemak
Dec 27, 2003

Go to JAIL.
Go directly to JAIL.
Do not pass GO.
Do not collect :200bux:

uber_stoat posted:

i've always wanted to blast people tailgating me with a laser cannon.

obey the laser or get the taser, my friend

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...72b29ca4a0cc-38

Jemak fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Jul 19, 2021

Niemat
Mar 21, 2011

I gave that pitch vibrato. Pitches love vibrato.

Killingyouguy! posted:

Did you know aliexpress has knockoff Furbys?



My new friend is home with me and he's even more terrifying than I ever dreamed

My god, this is beautiful. Where do I get my own terrifyingly pink friend?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
"get out of here Furby!"

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Killingyouguy! posted:

Did you know aliexpress has knockoff Furbys?



My new friend is home with me and he's even more terrifying than I ever dreamed

gonna need a link to this

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Niemat posted:

My god, this is beautiful. Where do I get my own terrifyingly pink friend?

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

gonna need a link to this

Create chaos

I put batteries in him and he is so loud and the LEDs in his eyes are blinding

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Humphreys posted:

This is happening right now:



Oh my god I need to see what this looks like when it's done. I need it.

Jemak posted:

I actually did unironically order myself a weighted blanket from aliX last winter after seeing how much higher the prices were on Amazon and I was actually very happy with the product.

If you'd recommend it, would you mind linking it?

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

Killingyouguy! posted:

Create chaos

I put batteries in him and he is so loud and the LEDs in his eyes are blinding



The idea of giving a small child a bootleg Furby that speaks only Russian is very funny to me.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
"you got a furby? aww, it's so cute."

"сука блять!"

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Killingyouguy! posted:

Create chaos

I put batteries in him and he is so loud and the LEDs in his eyes are blinding

I love how the latter part of the description is just copy/pasted from whatever template they were using, together with a photos of a completely unrelated toy

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Everett False posted:



The idea of giving a small child a bootleg Furby that speaks only Russian is very funny to me.

But child anyway, child can play :)

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Huh I always thought furbies spoke a made up language anyway.

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