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Lizard puns have been done to death. I was hoping for some newt material.
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Jun 5, 2021 06:11
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At this point it's like seeing anole friend.
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Jun 5, 2021 07:45
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burial posted:Lizard puns have been done to death. I was hoping for some newt material. Hey, some of us are just really into lizards, okay? Don't skink shame. Also, turn on your monitor.
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Jun 5, 2021 08:48
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burial posted:Lizard puns have been done to death. I was hoping for some newt material.
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Jun 5, 2021 09:12
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OK that's a lol
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Jun 5, 2021 09:52
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Bunch of posts clearly made from the komodo
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Jun 5, 2021 13:09
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burial posted:Lizard puns have been done to death. I was hoping for some newt material. You axolotl of us to come up with new ones.
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Jun 5, 2021 14:23
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1 posted:Also, turn on your monitor. 
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Jun 5, 2021 15:44
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freeedr posted:I’m glad you got divorced Don't skinkshame.
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Jun 5, 2021 16:49
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Sneaksie Taffer posted:You axolotl of us to come up with new ones. 
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Jun 5, 2021 17:23
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Was that a joke about some lusty Argonian maid? I was too slow and cold-blooded to notice
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Jun 6, 2021 08:00
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It’s quite a tail.
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Jun 6, 2021 08:41
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Captain Monkey posted:It’s quite a tail. An ultimately uplifting one.
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Jun 6, 2021 11:07
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It can easily get away from you though.
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Jun 7, 2021 04:36
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What's the difference between a playboy model dressed as a lobster and an inner-city transport hub? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station.
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Jun 7, 2021 12:03
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Phy posted:I used to torment my wife with puns.  freeedr posted:I’m glad you got divorced also
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Jun 20, 2021 04:30
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Why does Eminem prefer the Janssen COVID-19 vaccine? You only get one shot…
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Jun 22, 2021 13:35
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What's brown and sticky? A stick. With poo on it.
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Jun 23, 2021 19:56
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My cat does have a nose, and he still smells terrible.
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Jul 3, 2021 01:11
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knock knock who's there? its me i just farted on your cat and now your cat smells like my farts inside your mouth
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Jul 3, 2021 02:30
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These are some terrible jokes
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Jul 3, 2021 04:28
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I literally just woke up from a dream in which a kid at the mall came up to me carrying what looked to be a miniature model of a sewage system and said "hey, why does poop run through sewage pipes? because it can't afford the bus!" and I don't know if I'd heard that one somewhere once, forgot it, and poked it into this dream, or if my sleeping brain invented it, but yes, RoboRodent posted:These are some terrible jokes
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Jul 3, 2021 13:28
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Pastry of the Year posted:I literally just woke up from a dream in which a kid at the mall came up to me carrying what looked to be a miniature model of a sewage system and said "hey, why does poop run through sewage pipes? because it can't afford the bus!" I dunno I'm kind of cry-laughing at the thought that your subconscious managed to deliver your waking self a coherent message And that was it
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Jul 4, 2021 17:27
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Your subconscious is sending you dad jokes. Ol' biological clock trying to send you a message?
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Jul 5, 2021 00:51
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More like biological Stonehenge, tbh.
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Jul 6, 2021 18:55
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Is that the fabled Dad Rock
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Jul 6, 2021 19:02
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Something I said this morning and I want to get down before I forget. I mentioned that my left elbow is getting worse and commented "my left elbow, the R.A. Dickey story as portrayed by Daniel Day-Lewis". It made me laugh, at least.
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Jul 9, 2021 14:35
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"Lance Boyle, dermatologist." Made that up during a particularly painful trip to the hospital, but it has to exist already.
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Jul 17, 2021 12:10
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No less painful than young Ben Dover, aspiring Proctologist.
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Jul 17, 2021 14:04
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:"Lance Boyle, dermatologist." this fmv game from the 90s, megarace, had a character with that name for the host. i never got the pun as a kid
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Jul 17, 2021 16:31
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A guy proposed to his partner at a gym. His partner said no. They didn't work out 
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Jul 20, 2021 20:33
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quote:I bought a new gadget: you put venison in the top, and it comes out as pheasant.
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Jul 26, 2021 23:46
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Hey Sebastian, where do you think they should build the new east-coast subway? : Under D.C.
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Jul 28, 2021 22:34
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What is it called when you can't drink space milk? Inter-galactose Intolerance
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Jul 31, 2021 00:19
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Amoeba102 posted:What is it called when you can't drink space milk? There needs to be a word for a simultaneous laugh/groan.
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Aug 2, 2021 17:51
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Al Cu Ad Solte posted:There needs to be a word for a simultaneous laugh/groan. You've got either "loan" or "graph." Take your pick.
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Aug 2, 2021 20:38
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Dodgeball posted:You've got either "loan" or "graph." Take your pick. poo poo. I have to take graph. No way I’d qualify for loan.
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Aug 2, 2021 21:32
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Saw this on twitter, which was from someone's D&D campaign. DM: You see a mind goblin approach. Player: WTF is a 'mind goblin?!' DM: You mind goblin deez nuts?
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Aug 7, 2021 14:31
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It's ok my dad was a gobbler
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