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Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.




Possibly just a tostada?

Is a tostada a pizza?

:thunk:

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



A tostada is a dumpling

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

I hope it's not Jenny

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Bold Robot posted:

Possibly just a tostada?

Is a tostada a pizza?

:thunk:

Looks like pita bread, tostada is more paper thin.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

millennials have ruined beans on toast

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Thought it was a disco fry pizza for a second til I realized the beans weren’t gravy lol

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Desperado Bones posted:

Looks like pita bread, tostada is more paper thin.

I mean nobody is accusing this of being a good tostada but yeah who knows what the gently caress it is

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

Bold Robot posted:

I mean nobody is accusing this of being a good tostada but yeah who knows what the gently caress it is

It's natto pizza.

e: it's final form:

fizzymercury fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Jul 16, 2021

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


fizzymercury posted:

It's natto pizza.

e: it's final form:


:gonk: no

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
straight from the brazilian ifood trenches, new pizza place popped up in the coupons tab



these are the only two images on their page



Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


bagual posted:

straight from the brazilian ifood trenches, new pizza place popped up in the coupons tab



these are the only two images on their page





Don’t accept imitation Mestres.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



bagual posted:

straight from the brazilian ifood trenches, new pizza place popped up in the coupons tab



these are the only two images on their page





I think I'd rather print out and eat the pizza in the logo

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


bagual posted:

straight from the brazilian ifood trenches, new pizza place popped up in the coupons tab



these are the only two images on their page





Where are the four olives? :colbert:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!

bagual posted:

straight from the brazilian ifood trenches, new pizza place popped up in the coupons tab




You can tell the pizza is cold :(

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

bagual posted:

straight from the brazilian ifood trenches, new pizza place popped up in the coupons tab



these are the only two images on their page





Pizza House!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Iw0euc4qDk


Also I thought we said no cum as topping

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

The crust kinda looks burned and undercooked at the same time?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Supposedly Lebanese pizza.





Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Well no, that's manakeesh, and a really disgusting looking one too, it's not pizza. Beirut has amazing pizza places, and no one considers manakeesh "lebanese pizza".

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
The bottom one looks like za’atar. Is that the same thing as a manakeesh

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Dear Watson posted:

The bottom one looks like za’atar. Is that the same thing as a manakeesh

za'atar is the spice mix that is on the manakeesh in the bottom one, it has thyme and stuff. I really dislike it- it's like eating the raw crunchy spices, and I don't like manakeesh in general, but it's not pizza. I'm sure there are other names for manakeesh too. It's just flatbread with stuff on top, usually the spice mix in the bottom, or a cooked meat mince like in the top, or cheese. It's not bad, and it's a breakfest thing, hence why its very basic ingrediants and just using flatbread- and you pair it with other things like olives, cheese, tomato, cucumber etc. on the side as a breakfast.

Lascivious Sloth fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Jul 17, 2021

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lascivious Sloth posted:

za'atar is the spice mix that is on the manakeesh in the bottom one, it has thyme and stuff. I really dislike it- it's like eating the raw crunchy spices, and I don't like manakeesh in general, but it's not pizza. I'm sure there are other names for manakeesh too. It's just flatbread with stuff on top, usually the spice mix in the bottom, or a cooked meat mince like in the top, or cheese. It's not bad, and it's a breakfest thing, hence why its very basic ingrediants and just using flatbread- and you pair it with other things like olives, cheese, tomato, cucumber etc. on the side as a breakfast.

i made this mistake the hard way. there are only a handful of dishes i have tried that i dislike period and manakeesh is one of them. i ordered it from a pizza place as a "za'atar and cheese pizza" and while i like za'atar, i absolutely do not like eating bread with a dry spice mix on top. a food shouldn't make you start coughing when you inhale

maybe there's good manakeesh that like tucks the dust away under the cheese or something but by pics I've seen, it doesn't look like it

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

Lascivious Sloth posted:

za'atar is the spice mix that is on the manakeesh in the bottom one, it has thyme and stuff. I really dislike it- it's like eating the raw crunchy spices, and I don't like manakeesh in general, but it's not pizza. I'm sure there are other names for manakeesh too. It's just flatbread with stuff on top, usually the spice mix in the bottom, or a cooked meat mince like in the top, or cheese. It's not bad, and it's a breakfest thing, hence why its very basic ingrediants and just using flatbread- and you pair it with other things like olives, cheese, tomato, cucumber etc. on the side as a breakfast.

This is cool to know. I’ve always just thought the flat bread with spices was just called za’atar. And I wouldn’t call it a pizza either

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Aardvark! posted:

maybe there's good manakeesh that like tucks the dust away under the cheese or something but by pics I've seen, it doesn't look like it

I thought they would use olive oil to bind it to the bread.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Schubalts posted:

I thought they would use olive oil to bind it to the bread.

the recipes i looked at had you mixing olive oil with the zaatar and also shredded cheese. if you just had dry spices on there that would be hard to take yeah.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Also tahini paste

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
The case of a calzone Pt. 2

The sleuth barged through the doors of the headquaters barking orders.

'Sgt. Toppings, get your squad at the location and knead it for evidence.'

'Find me everything in the files about one known Mestre!'

He heavily sat down in his office seat and breathed out.

'Get me my usual sandwich.'

'Is it even considered a sandwich?'

'...'

'Yes, sir!'

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
*Mulder tosses a pizza box on Scully's desk* ever hear of the Mestre?

*Scully looks up with raised eyebrows, a gigantic pizza slice dangling from her mouth*

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

davidspackage posted:

*Mulder tosses a pizza box on Scully's desk* ever hear of the Mestre?

*Scully looks up with raised eyebrows, a gigantic pizza slice dangling from her mouth*

:emptyquote:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/neighbours_wifi/status/1417906552036544516

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008





:cop: Have you been drinking tonight?
:tinsley: Only one slice officer! I'm good to drive!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





killll

meeee

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

It's ok I fixed it he's happy now.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Meme Poker Party posted:

It's ok I fixed it he's happy now.



Another pizza restored, another life saved :unsmith:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/9orVz10.gifv

This looks like a Simpsons episode.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/9orVz10.gifv

This looks like a Simpsons episode.

It does from stupid to tragic to hilarious. Truly a saga in three acts.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/zCQchmD.mp4

SamBishop
Jan 10, 2003


Holy poo poo, my nose is stuffed wit concrete this morning and this is just making my fuckin' day. Thank you for this gift of joy.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

get a load of this poo poo! hahahaha!

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
Important pizza-related news from Sweden.



Both these guys were convicted of murder and sentenced to 18 years in prison. They took two members of the prison staff as hostages and demanded a helicopter to release one of them. After talking to a negotiator they agreed to release one of the hostages if they got two kebab pizzas. Further negotiations led to them demanding that all 20 prisoners in their ward would get a pizza each. Eventually they agreed to release a hostage after they could verify that 10 pizzas had been distributed among the prisoners and releasing the second hostage when all prisoners had gotten their pizzas.



This is Beshar Toma. The hero who stepped up to make 20 kebab pizzas.



The police picking up some of the pizzas.

The hostages were released and the cops eventually paid for the pizzas.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Tag yourself, I'm Grandma Slice

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