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Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Hardwood Floor posted:

This legit had me in tears, something about the tangible disbelief that another animal is helping her. :cry:

Poor thing's panic-flipping between "grab baby" and "flee human".

Edit: Bad snipe, anyone in Orange County want a kitten?

Kavak has a new favorite as of 11:16 on Jul 18, 2021

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BooDooBoo
Jul 14, 2005

That makes no sense to me at all.


https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/severancemdr.gif

That Sloth has an Alien abduction story now, how AMAZING.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Skulk Hogan posted:



This is Iona. Shes the neighbors cat but waits here for me to get home any time she hears my car leave. She also knows when i get home from work.

Congratulations, that means she's your cat :v:

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

Congratulations, that means she's your cat :v:

Came here to post this.

Your cat. She has chosen.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Hardwood Floor posted:

This legit had me in tears, something about the tangible disbelief that another animal is helping her. :cry:

Big pink monke help tiny monke :3:

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
HUMANS! A GIANT WALKS AMONG YOU!
https://twitter.com/heyitssharla/status/1416582668053999617

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/520iiar.mp4

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qwg2vmybU91u0h0dq_720.mp4

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/JerksAnimal/status/1416665801419984897

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cScGPWR3fzM

The Girl With The Dogs has managed to find a Husky with the soul of a Capybara.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



Very surprised this twitter account isn't just all cats.

xarph
Jun 18, 2001


Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Very surprised this twitter account isn't just all cats.

1) cats
2) geese
3) everything in australia

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cScGPWR3fzM

The Girl With The Dogs has managed to find a Husky with the soul of a Capybara.

After watching that, I'm 99% sure someone just dyed a labrador grey.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

xarph posted:

1) cats
2) geese
3) everything in australia

Everything in Australia is poisonous. Only the Australians are jerks.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Inceltown posted:

Everything in Australia is poisonous venomous.

:science:

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Inceltown posted:

Everything in Australia is poisonous venomous hates all living things. Only the Australians are jerks.

:science:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Inceltown posted:

Everything in Australia is poisonous. Only the Australians are jerks.

It's venomous if it bites you; it's poisonous if you bite it. :eng101:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

BaronVonVaderham posted:

If anyone needs something to watch who sees this post shortly after I make it, here's a live cam link: https://video.nest.com/live/fxUrVbZU7t

BCR just introduced two of the rehab bobkittens and they're playing on camera and I'm now dead :kimchi:

Alas :(, they are no longer playing...








Because they are now spooning!




And the little spoon seems to be trying to play in its sleep now, since it keeps raising its paw and sort of twitching like its trying to work up the energy for a kitty-cat reversal.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Hardwood Floor posted:

This legit had me in tears, something about the tangible disbelief that another animal is helping her. :cry:

Right?

Then I came up with a different backstory. Where instead of the,”I can have my baby back? This isn’t some kind of cruel joke?” Was actually her trying to figure out how to get the human to adopt her child because the monkey oracle had foreseen that her child would bring nothing but ruin and damnation to their monkey village if it remains there. So her only option was to let her child be raised by someone who is not of the spider monkey * nation.



*lemur? Macaque? I don’t actually know what that new world primate is. But I’m pretty sure it’s a new world monkey of some kind?






I think my brain problems have not gone away since starting antibiotics. But at least I’m able to remain awake to post my broke-brain ramblings.

Can’t wait to check this in a week and see if I owe everyone an apology for crazy hermit-esque word salad.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cScGPWR3fzM

The Girl With The Dogs has managed to find a Husky with the soul of a Capybara.

I used to dog groom and took all of the big dogs because I like big dogs. She is absolutely right that every husky seems to have some sort of genetic imperative to stand half out of the tub while being bathed. And they must sing the entire time, usually to accompany a dance of dismay.


Also, I have not seen her groom an American cocker spaniel. As explained my first day on the job after a dog capped all over itself while I was drying it, American cocker spaniels have a much higher than usual possibility of excreting waste and then dancing in it while you are grooming them, regardless of the walk you took them for before the bath, after the bath, before finishing their blow dry, and before you put them on the table. I do not recall any other breeds, or any specific dog that was not an american cocker spaniel, that required notes on the dog’s file for anybody else working on the dog in the future advising constant walks to avoid having to rebathe, redry, and refinish the groom after the dog has danced in pee/poop sludge puddle because one walk before prep was not enough! English cocker spaniels and English springer spaniels did not seem to have this issue. Probably another failure of American backyard breeding versus dog breeding in places that are not the US.

https://youtu.be/LJTpJ6XzWew

https://youtu.be/XqzU9HxYE4g

I can’t seem to find a decent video of an American cocker spaniel going full butt wiggle just for the viewer to show why people might like to have a cocker. They a very cute and very, very good at expressing how very happy they are that you exist, once they’ve decided that they can trust you.


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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It's venomous if it bites you; it's poisonous if you bite it. :eng101:

You ever seen someone survive biting a koala?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Zr5s4JZ.gifv

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSMUlL5cA9I

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/Sp4Rx28.mp4

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Think I've found my true calling

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Big Cat Uber

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/VUyKE5o.mp4

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






Cats is cats

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Bored posted:

Alas :(, they are no longer playing...








Because they are now spooning!




And the little spoon seems to be trying to play in its sleep now, since it keeps raising its paw and sort of twitching like its trying to work up the energy for a kitty-cat reversal.

It's crazy how they are just instantly fine with each other. Our two herds of domestic cats took weeks to chill out (and way longer to fully integrate). Kittens gonna kitten, I guess.

Right now they're lounging around separately since they're full of meat.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

dog nougat posted:

Think I've found my true calling

When the recruiter said I'd be driving a Jaguar to work, I thought they meant a company car

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Bored posted:

Alas :(, they are no longer playing...








Because they are now spooning!




And the little spoon seems to be trying to play in its sleep now, since it keeps raising its paw and sort of twitching like its trying to work up the energy for a kitty-cat reversal.

They are now sprawled on the ground like lazy kitties.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

what is this dog-cat hybrid

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

JPrime posted:

what is this dog-cat hybrid

The clickbait articles call it Hmong.

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

JPrime posted:

what is this dog-cat hybrid

It reminds me of those Bush Dogs.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cScGPWR3fzM

The Girl With The Dogs has managed to find a Husky with the soul of a Capybara.

This was very relaxing. And a good dog.


flavor.flv posted:



Cats is cats

whatever the stupid meme text that used to overlay this always made me chuckle.

lion is silly

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Bored posted:

Then I came up with a different backstory. Where instead of the,”I can have my baby back? This isn’t some kind of cruel joke?” Was actually her trying to figure out how to get the human to adopt her child because the monkey oracle had foreseen that her child would bring nothing but ruin and damnation to their monkey village if it remains there. So her only option was to let her child be raised by someone who is not of the spider monkey * nation.



*lemur? Macaque? I don’t actually know what that new world primate is. But I’m pretty sure it’s a new world monkey of some kind?
I'm not a monkey expert, but that looks like a marmoset or tamarind. The tiniest monkeys. I want one for a pet, which is a terrible idea, but one of those things I would do if I suddenly became a billionaire and could provide it with a proper jungle habitat room in the house and a properly certified keeper.

Because look at that goddamn monkey

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1417447482796171266


edit:

SubponticatePoster posted:

I'm not a monkey expert, but that looks like a marmoset or tamarind. The tiniest monkeys

thats a brazilian sagui

https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callithrix

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ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

https://i.imgur.com/cB7qyBS.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/XYjOaqT.mp4

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Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

"Good morning my fine gentleman, I would like a Cheese Danish and a cup of coffee to go please."

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