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SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

No-one would have paid to see the great muppet pickle.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

SiKboy posted:

No-one would have paid to see the great muppet pickle.
Wrong

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

A caper is a salty delicious pickled berry and also technically a pickle but that's weird to say. Maybe it's an American thing?

A Caper is a pickled flower bud, not berry.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Until my mid-20s I thought capers were some sort of tiny aquatic animal, and I refused to eat them.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Mister Speaker posted:

Until my mid-20s I thought capers were some sort of tiny aquatic animal, and I refused to eat them.

Like a small pastry?

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Aramoro posted:

A Caper is a pickled flower bud, not berry.

Ah, you're right, thanks! Looks like the caper plant's berries are way bigger and hosed-up looking when pickled.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

SiKboy posted:

No-one would have paid to see the great muppet pickle.

I dunno, Avenue Q made a lot of money.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

When you say pickle most people think of a pickled cucumber vs. the ambiguous general term for anything preserved in brine and vinegar. A caper is a salty delicious pickled berry and also technically a pickle but that's weird to say. Maybe it's an American thing?
Huh, I've always called anything pickled a pickle, but if you asked for a pickle I'd give you a pickled gherkin rather than ask what kind. Never seemed weird until now.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Great tweets guys, keep it up

https://twitter.com/simoncholland/status/1416218335025500160

https://twitter.com/NoChorus/status/1416386523512061966

https://twitter.com/RadishHarmers/status/1415557070879956992

https://twitter.com/rajandelman/status/1412627645775364096

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/postingwhilegay/status/1416260950605406208?s=20

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Splicer posted:

Huh, I've always called anything pickled a pickle, but if you asked for a pickle I'd give you a pickled gherkin rather than ask what kind. Never seemed weird until now.

As a guy that loves vinegar and pickled things but has the gene to make cucumbers unpalatably bitter, you’re my eternal nemesis now.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/BarrelJumpist/status/1415701560244326404

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Twelve tit Theresa

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


The south will rise again

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Somewhere in the Total Recall universe, a, 3 breasted woman is crying

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
the statue is Chemiakin's Cybele

How!
Oct 29, 2009

Garrand posted:

The south will rise again

I’m rising 😉

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.



Reply:
https://twitter.com/SuperSpacedad/status/1416467694937772032

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/glamoureptile/status/1416072047445168128

https://twitter.com/petcrierbonanza/status/1416056647705894915

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Thread.

https://twitter.com/petridishes/status/1416482461782056961

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Related:
https://twitter.com/PxTommi/status/1416010006709866500?s=20

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





The Swole-y Ghost.

Dachshundofdoom
Feb 14, 2013

Pillbug
The Virgin Mary vs the Chad Jesus

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Dachshundofdoom posted:

The Virgin Mary vs the Chad Jesus

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

dies from crossfit

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Capers are what Batman goes on

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Capers are what Batman goes on

And then he gets in a pickle!

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Stexils posted:

dies from crossfit

Longinus: bro he RIPd

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Dachshundofdoom posted:

The Virgin Mary vs the Chad Jesus

Pandaal
Mar 7, 2020


I can’t stop laughing at this, I feel insane.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! > PYF Tweets: The Virgin Mary vs the Chad Jesus

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/deliciousbees/status/1416424115699785731

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Dachshundofdoom posted:

The Virgin Mary vs the Chad Jesus
lmao

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/REALpunknews/status/1416865594696155137

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Convenient for the coroner. The body's already covered by a sheet.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015


Klansman shot in officer-involved suicide

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

cohsae posted:

Klansman shot in officer-involved suicide

Bullet strikes klansman in officer-involved suicide

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Klansman was striken by bullet during an attempt by an officer to commit suicide.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



You need to make to officer sound innocent and heroic.

“Officer dies while saving the lives of dozens of black men. Klansman slain.”

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



https://twitter.com/JerksAnimal/status/1416670070982397953?s=19

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