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zedprime posted:Don't worry, the US is also forgetting Alabama had a port let alone a beach. But sometimes not so much as Mississippi since the port at least has one of the bigger dry dock and shipwrights. UXO is a great term because it sounds very similar to "uh oh".
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"I'm only going to say this once: I'm not releasing the parrot until my demands are met!" "I'm only going to say this once: I'm not releasing the parrot until my demands are met!"
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Lobok posted:"I'm only going to say this once: I'm not releasing the parrot until my demands are met!" 
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South Korean toilet turns excrement into power and digital currencyquote:I had only ever thought that faeces are dirty, but now it is a treasure of great value to me
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This is literally the premise of the Korean animated film Aachi & Ssipak
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superman: gently caress (enters and exits utility closet) normal plumber: heard y’all gotta another turd jammed up in your computer
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Homeowner shocked to find building made of teeth and bones in back garden
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If he dies from hiccups that will be a more significant historical moment than his presidency, somehow.
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Everyone have a ridiculous way to fix hiccups. Mine works 100% of the time. Do you guys think I can travel to brazil and make money selling my system to this dude?
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Hopefully it’s a sign of a brain tumor.
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Tei posted:Everyone have a ridiculous way to fix hiccups. Mine works 100% of the time. 
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Platystemon posted:Hopefully it’s a sign of a brain tumor. That seems highly unlikely Now colon cancer on the other hand...
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By popular demand posted:If he dies from hiccups that will be a more significant historical moment than his presidency, somehow. He’d just be catching up with Pope Pius XII, likely one of his big heroes.
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Woman rescued after getting trapped between buildings in Santa Ana What the headline leaves out is that she was also naked at the time.
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Knormal posted:Woman rescued after getting trapped between buildings in Santa Ana It was already implied by the headline.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://twitter.com/Rkrahenbuhl/status/1415399089768914946 I can’t tell you how happy it makes me that this man might die in his own backed up poo poo. Stew in it, you motherfucker.
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Knormal posted:Woman rescued after getting trapped between buildings in Santa Ana Quiet, do you want the CEO of PornHub to hear? Loose talk like this is why step-relative incest is fetishized now!
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I am the CEO of PornHub [jotting down on notepad with serious look on my face] stepsis gets stuck between two...buildings, let's say. I'll work out the details later
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Phlegmish posted:[jotting down on notepad with serious look on my face] stepsis gets stuck between two...buildings Two lesbian loving buildings who chase her around and then gently caress.
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Phlegmish posted:I am the CEO of PornHub The title is clearly "Between the block and a hard place"
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pik_d posted:The title is clearly "Between the block and a hard place" 'Cum on my façade'
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 A Whale Blasted an Ungodly Amount of rear end Ham All Over Some Divers quote:The whale flipped onto its side and started spinning in circles while engulfing the divers in poo poo, creating what one of the divers called a "poonado."
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Will tomorrow's story be, Whale Saves Divers from Giant Squid Attack by Covering them in poo poo?
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Imagine that being your vacation story. You got shat on by a whale.
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Well, it's probably a pretty unique story. And certainly better than those poor sods whose holiday story is "I got shat on by a seagull."
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Tei posted:kind of like this old one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvDZuptvupk
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