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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

People getting stupider as they get older and start watching too much TV is a pretty common trajectory.

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Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
Vaccine uptake might be dropping because it's clearly not as effective against Delta - I can see why younger people would look at news that the double-vaxxed Health Secretary caught it and decide they can't be bothered because it doesn't work and they've been told they're not at risk of severe disease anyway.

The vaccine passports for clubs will be interesting in September because there are plenty of first year uni students who won't be vaccinated by then because they aren't 18 yet.

Back to litigation chat, the reason that the juries award high amount of damages is that they aren't told about the $300k cap. They choose an amount they think reflects the situation in the belief that it will be paid out, which frankly is incredibly disrespectful. It's a waste of their time and implies that every jury will fall for any old sob story from gold-diggers.

The other one that's been twisted is the Twinkie Defence. It's presented as 'sugar made me do a crime', but the defence never even mentioned Twinkies, that was the media. The defendant was a former health freak who stopped taking care of himself, stopped exercising, and ate junk food that required minimal preparation. This is a classic symptom of depression, but he hadn't been to a doctor so there was no official diagnosis. The defence was trying to argue for leniency because the dramatic change in diet, lifestyle and behaviour were all consequences of a declining mental health.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Lady Demelza posted:

The other one that's been twisted is the Twinkie Defence. It's presented as 'sugar made me do a crime', but the defence never even mentioned Twinkies, that was the media. The defendant was a former health freak who stopped taking care of himself, stopped exercising, and ate junk food that required minimal preparation. This is a classic symptom of depression, but he hadn't been to a doctor so there was no official diagnosis. The defence was trying to argue for leniency because the dramatic change in diet, lifestyle and behaviour were all consequences of a declining mental health.

That reminds me I was thinking about the Secret Barrister's books the other day (worth a read, another case of a lib lawyer pointed in the right direction), and the periodic press outrage about poor upstanding Brits, whose home is their castle, being persecuted for defending themselves against evil burglars. Which universally turn out to be either:

a) The police asked the householder some basic questions to confirm why there's a dead person in their kitchen, rather than giving them a cup of tea and a medal

OR

b) The householder(s) shot the intruder in the back/chased them down the street and beat them senseless/tied them to a chair and hit them with a frying pan (ok that last one may be a Dara O Briain bit)

Between this kind of distortion, and Gell-Mann amnesia, regarding the press version of events, or the "everyone knows" version that ultimately derives from the press version, as anything other than a fairy story written 100 years later by confused fanboys, seems unwise at this point.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



OK, Al Gore loving sucks but "The planet has a fever. If your baby has a fever, you go to the doctor ... if your doctor tells you you need to intervene here, you don't say 'Well, I read a science fiction novel that tells me it's not a problem'" is a bit funny

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Sheffield Derbyshire Nottinghamshire goons

Whitwell community centre, which is the 77 Worksop to Chesterfield bus/Worksop train line has one hero chemist sat in it and he has Pfizer slots available next day.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

OwlFancier posted:

People getting stupider as they get older and start watching too much TV is a pretty common trajectory.

so is it a literal decline in mental faculties or do they become more sedentary with age and start watching more tv which then makes them stupid?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Regarde Aduck posted:

so is it a literal decline in mental faculties or do they become more sedentary with age and start watching more tv which then makes them stupid?

No idea but I think there is a noticeable trend especially with old celebrities that as they get old they basically just turn into walking daily mail columns.

I don't know why it happens specifically but I assume it is probably some sort of brain bad that happens if you spend your entire existence in front of a TV like a pig at a trough just shoveling it into your head.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Regarde Aduck posted:

so is it a literal decline in mental faculties or do they become more sedentary with age and start watching more tv which then makes them stupid?

Higher chance of developing dementia age 60+, it’s been a documented problem since documents began. Older people in power/cultures respecting your elders (if only for the inheritance) while their mind goes is responsible for so much literal war and suffering through history.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i sort of get the impression that the linehan effect is more due to the person's self-perception becoming out of date and their inability to deal with that: they were once young and relatively progressive in their views but those views haven't moved with the times and they are unable to accept criticism from others that they have, in fact, become old and conservative and they seem to respond by doubling down and becoming ever more hateful and bigoted

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/lbc/status/1417190715629711361?s=21

aaaaaaaa

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."


Thing is they'll either be right and the wave isn't as bad as official predictions are saying or they are making such a huge strategic blunder to ruin the long term benefit of not loving up the vaccination roll out that I'm pretty okay with them owning the situation like this.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The issue I take with context drift as an explanation is that a lot of them seem to get noticeably worse than they were previously so either they're losing filters or they actually do just get shittier over time.

namesake posted:

Thing is they'll either be right and the wave isn't as bad as official predictions are saying or they are making such a huge strategic blunder to ruin the long term benefit of not loving up the vaccination roll out that I'm pretty okay with them owning the situation like this.

Unfortunately they did that with the herd immunity plan and that just got memory holed when it turned out to be stupid.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

crispix posted:

i sort of get the impression that the linehan effect is more due to the person's self-perception becoming out of date and their inability to deal with that: they were once young and relatively progressive in their views but those views haven't moved with the times and they are unable to accept criticism from others that they have, in fact, become old and conservative and they seem to respond by doubling down and becoming ever more hateful and bigoted

Yeah it's totally Grandpa Simpson "now what I'm with isn't it" syndrome, but with celebrities you have the added angle of people telling them they're awesome all the time. Even if it's just fans of their work telling them their work is good, it will inevitably build a tower of self-importance unless it's actively resisted.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
like the stuff the terf people type about trans people is just the same letterpress that was used 40 years ago to whip up hatred towards gay people and they are somehow unable to acknowledge the manifestly obvious similarity

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


The larger the gently caress up and the more people die, the less likely they can be held to account

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




learnincurve posted:

Higher chance of developing dementia age 60+, it’s been a documented problem since documents began. Older people in power/cultures respecting your elders (if only for the inheritance) while their mind goes is responsible for so much literal war and suffering through history.

Airlines had problems with this in various plane crashes because junior pilots wouldn't override their seniors even though they were allowed to.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impact_of_culture_on_aviation_safety

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Regarde Aduck posted:

so is it a literal decline in mental faculties or do they become more sedentary with age and start watching more tv which then makes them stupid?

They have smaller social circles, usually just family. No jobs, live in the burbs or country and don't have to interract with anything or anyone that is unusual to how they live their life. The media that they consume tells them that things are bad and getting worse, and that the young people don't even want to do an honest days work.

Older people that I've known who live in cities or large towns usually tend to be a lot sounder, especially if the community they live in has a diverse range of age/ethnicity etc.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
I don’t think you can discount the effect of no longer being young and full of hope - for many they’ll see life drawing to an end, the dreams they had not fulfilled and their potential probably not met. That’s bound to make people angry and bitter about the world and they certainly didn’t feel that way when they were young so it must be the world. Things do change at an absolute breakneck pace compared to the vast majority of human history and I’m not totally sure the human brain is very well equipped to deal with both themselves and their position in life changing, and the world around them. Some can do it, some can’t and there are obviously a huge amount of factors involved in that, but dealing with the rapid change is a fairly new thing for the human mind I think.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


If the government wanted to drive vaccinations, they should have linked easing of restrictions to vaccination progress, which I think would have been a reasonable approach. Also, let young people book them when jabs were all in the news and everyone was talking about it because journalists were getting jabbed, not left them out in the cold as a afterthought.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
Can any computer touchers here with Excel wizardry help me? I want to do some scenarios. I don't think Scenario planner is right. I have this data:

High Medium Low
Number of concerts globally p.a. 60 45 30
Average number of seats 700 500 300
Average ticket price 35 30 25
Average revenue share 50% 50% 50%
Average revenue p.a. 735,000 337,500 112,500

Is there a way of generating a table which shows every combination, eg number of concerts is fixed at 60 and we see the result for H/L/M for all other variables, and so on? I think pivot tables might do it but it's been so long since I last did one and the online tutorials are incomprehensible.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I'm old and poo poo, and it makes me want to leave a better world behind me. Observation has shown that this is not a universally held stance.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Brendan Rodgers posted:

Airlines had problems with this in various plane crashes because junior pilots wouldn't override their seniors even though they were allowed to.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impact_of_culture_on_aviation_safety

I read a lot of novels from the 1920s, which is a interesting period because it’s a gentler time, but they are also breaking away from Victorian values and a big trope is the belligerent old Victorian uncle who’s lost his mind.
Lot of the younger authors aren’t racist, that re-emerges in the mid 1930s, and are far more likely to drop in a white man happily married to a black or Indian wife than at any point before now.

Brian Flynn was where Christie got a lot of her ideas from but he is barely remembered.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Jakabite posted:

I don’t think you can discount the effect of no longer being young and full of hope - for many they’ll see life drawing to an end, the dreams they had not fulfilled and their potential probably not met. That’s bound to make people angry and bitter about the world and they certainly didn’t feel that way when they were young so it must be the world. Things do change at an absolute breakneck pace compared to the vast majority of human history and I’m not totally sure the human brain is very well equipped to deal with both themselves and their position in life changing, and the world around them. Some can do it, some can’t and there are obviously a huge amount of factors involved in that, but dealing with the rapid change is a fairly new thing for the human mind I think.

I might have said this before on here (forgive my age related defects in case I repeat myself :corsair: ).

Sometimes I think about all the changes my nans had seen in their lives between their births and the age I am now - born before WW1, WW1, Russian revolution, WW2, Hiroshima, domestic electricity becoming normal, indoor shithouses becoming normal, the space race, men on the moon, microwave ovens, the bringing in of the Welfare State (one of my nans used to tell us how she had to choose which kid got the doc or medicine if they were all ill before 1948), the 'old age pension' only brought in a couple of years before they were born and limited to 'persons of good character', equal pay acts of 1975, women being able to buy property without a male guarantor (that only started happening mostly in the 70s, certainly it was still going when I was of an age to start thinking about house buying), etc etc. So much change in a lifetime!
At my age, they were old ladies (and literally 'little' - 5ft 1" both of them).

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Ducking hell

https://mobile.twitter.com/uksciencechief/status/1417204235356213252

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Good post by the Jammeister on Facebook this evening:

https://www.facebook.com/JeremyCorbynMP/posts/10159560277293872

quote:

Whatever your feelings about the lifting of restrictions, let's remember to look out for & after each other.

While many will be relieved, many others - especially the clinically vulnerable and those who care for them - are frightened of what the future holds.

Those of us lucky enough to be able to be out and about - and feel confident - have a duty of care to our fellow citizens - especially on public transport, in shops and inside.

It isn't enough to say "the ones who are scared or at risk can stay at home," because they - or their carers and family and friends do need to get out - to work or to shop for them.

We need to follow the science and add a touch of humanity.

The weather is hot and it would be easy to loose sight of what really matters. And what matters is that we are at a watershed moment, with a government that is not fit for purpose dragging us into the unknown.

A government that treats hard working people with contempt.

A government that flaunts its entitled and out of touch belief that 'One Law For Us, Another Law For Them' is acceptable - and then scrabbles to do the right thing - after the damage is done. Again.

A government that flips and flops leaving schools and education professionals wondering who will be in to teach, businesses unable to plan ahead, struggling for staff and supplies, care homes not knowing if they will have enough staff to allow residents to hold loved ones' hands as they say goodbye, a government that has overseen thousands of unnecessary deaths and leaves the impression that it wouldn't care if the bodies pile high in the weeks to come.

Yes, we need to open up - but getting back to normal without taking care of each other - even if that means a small inconvenience - is an insult to all those NHS and healthcare workers and unseen and unclapped for unpaid carers who slogged their guts out during the first and second waves of the pandemic - some of whom paid with their lives.

Our hardest workers - often the ones on the lowest wages and zero hours contracts can't afford not to work. We must make it viable and safe to stay home if necessary.

We must reassure our vulnerable and disabled - who are not just our elderly but also our very youngest who are often forgotten and hidden away because provision for wellbeing and education is shamefully lacking - that we value them and their wisdom and non verbal smiles as much as anyone.

I don't know how our precious NHS, if it continues to be pummelled by this government, will survive if the disgraceful NHS bill currently going through parliament is passed without us standing up and fighting for it. I know that if it weren't for the pandemic we would have been in the streets in our millions to say no to delivering an oven ready NHS to the privatisation vultures.

Because if that happens it will be impossible to go back.

We have a unique opportunity to demand a new normal.

A normal where people can go to work - and hopefully at some point soon travel to be reunited with loved ones abroad - without fear.

A new normal where fear from covid, from being the wrong sort of socialist, from harassment of any type, from fear of abuse at work or from risk of attack when walking home at night.

We don't all agree but I know that if you voted in the last election you wanted a better life for yourself and your friends and family. So let's put ourselves in each other's shoes and if you see someone who could do with a friendly word, ask yourself, what can I do for that person?

How can we make this a better, kinder, more peaceful world? We can #worktogether and #BeKind

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Oopsie!
https://twitter.com/uksciencechief/status/1417204235356213252?s=19

e:f,b

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

therattle posted:

Can any computer touchers here with Excel wizardry help me? I want to do some scenarios. I don't think Scenario planner is right. I have this data:

High Medium Low
Number of concerts globally p.a. 60 45 30
Average number of seats 700 500 300
Average ticket price 35 30 25
Average revenue share 50% 50% 50%
Average revenue p.a. 735,000 337,500 112,500

Is there a way of generating a table which shows every combination, eg number of concerts is fixed at 60 and we see the result for H/L/M for all other variables, and so on? I think pivot tables might do it but it's been so long since I last did one and the online tutorials are incomprehensible.

You could create a fairly simple combination look up where you just typed in L/M/H a particular cell for each variable and another cell then retrieves that number and another cell puts them together how you like but I don't think there's a quick way of generating all results at once other than typing out all those combinations.

That sort of multi variable task is why databases are used.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005


lmao. what a terrible terrible shambles.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




learnincurve posted:

I read a lot of novels from the 1920s, which is a interesting period because it’s a gentler time, but they are also breaking away from Victorian values and a big trope is the belligerent old Victorian uncle who’s lost his mind.
Lot of the younger authors aren’t racist, that re-emerges in the mid 1930s, and are far more likely to drop in a white man happily married to a black or Indian wife than at any point before now.

Brian Flynn was where Christie got a lot of her ideas from but he is barely remembered.

There are some black and white movies from the 1920s that have people being gay and doing crimes, but then in the 1930s there was a reactionary era where the US banned it all.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-Code_Hollywood

quote:

As a result, some films in the late 1920s and early 1930s depicted or implied sexual innuendo, romantic and sexual relationships between white and black people, mild profanity, illegal drug use, promiscuity, prostitution, infidelity, abortion, intense violence, and homosexuality.

Brendan Rodgers fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Jul 19, 2021

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I'm old and poo poo, and it makes me want to leave a better world behind me. Observation has shown that this is not a universally held stance.

I think when I am going to be old and poo poo I am going to be mostly annoyed that we have not managed to construct a hell for the people who came before me and left me in the world.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

therattle posted:

Can any computer touchers here with Excel wizardry help me? I want to do some scenarios. I don't think Scenario planner is right. I have this data:

High Medium Low
Number of concerts globally p.a. 60 45 30
Average number of seats 700 500 300
Average ticket price 35 30 25
Average revenue share 50% 50% 50%
Average revenue p.a. 735,000 337,500 112,500

Is there a way of generating a table which shows every combination, eg number of concerts is fixed at 60 and we see the result for H/L/M for all other variables, and so on? I think pivot tables might do it but it's been so long since I last did one and the online tutorials are incomprehensible.

If I understand correctly, there are only 27 variants there:

60 x 700 x35 x50% = 735000
60 X 700 X30 X50% = 630000

etc?

Wasn't sure if you're intending the 'average revenue' to be a 'scenario' or a 'result'.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

quote:

Beginning in late 1933 and escalating throughout the first half of 1934, American Roman Catholics launched a campaign against what they deemed the immorality of American cinema.
I think one of the greatest changes of the past century is that after decades of calling everything from the cinema to comics to rock music to gay people a corrupting influence on the youth, and making up the most obscene types of satanic panics and conspiracy theories, it was finally unveiled that the big organized churches of the world were all abusing kids and everyone stopped caring what they had to say about anything.

Maybe what they were actually afraid of is that a powerful media would not flinch from exposing them for what they were.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPP6NwDZr8c

Now we just need to do something about the powerful media being sex abusers.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
when i am old, i want to have a little shopping trolley and gan till the supermarket twice in the day: once in the morning, for to hide all the reduced items i want, then near the end of the day so i can replace them in the reduced section for them to be discounted further and then they will be all mine :hehe:

just spend the rest of my days writing letters of complaint and feeding the ducks

and shoplifting

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

blunt posted:



What's going on with 45-49 yr olds? Maybe they live with the 65-69 yr olds 👀

the 45-49 year old cohort was being invited for their first jabs when the AZ blood clot scare nonsense was on the front pages and so astoundingly there's been less takeup than before or after when under 40s were told they were getting an mRNA

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

therattle posted:

Can any computer touchers here with Excel wizardry help me? I want to do some scenarios. I don't think Scenario planner is right. I have this data:

High Medium Low
Number of concerts globally p.a. 60 45 30
Average number of seats 700 500 300
Average ticket price 35 30 25
Average revenue share 50% 50% 50%
Average revenue p.a. 735,000 337,500 112,500

Is there a way of generating a table which shows every combination, eg number of concerts is fixed at 60 and we see the result for H/L/M for all other variables, and so on? I think pivot tables might do it but it's been so long since I last did one and the online tutorials are incomprehensible.

See your PMs

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i reckon if i was in my 80s i would resent being lumped into the same age bracket as 90-somethings and 100-somethings

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

therattle posted:

Can any computer touchers here with Excel wizardry help me? I want to do some scenarios. I don't think Scenario planner is right. I have this data:

High Medium Low
Number of concerts globally p.a. 60 45 30
Average number of seats 700 500 300
Average ticket price 35 30 25
Average revenue share 50% 50% 50%
Average revenue p.a. 735,000 337,500 112,500

Is there a way of generating a table which shows every combination, eg number of concerts is fixed at 60 and we see the result for H/L/M for all other variables, and so on? I think pivot tables might do it but it's been so long since I last did one and the online tutorials are incomprehensible.

Do you mean like this:

code:
Number of concerts globally p.a.	
	High		Medium		Low
60	735000.00	450000.00	225000.00
45	551250.00	337500.00	168750.00
30	367500.00	225000.00	112500.00
Average number of seats			
700	735000.00	472500.00	262500.00
500	525000.00	337500.00	187500.00
300	315000.00	202500.00	112500.00
Average ticket price			
35	735000.00	393750.00	157500.00
30	630000.00	337500.00	135000.00
25	525000.00	281250.00	112500.00
Average revenue share			
50%	735000.00	337500.00	112500.00
50%	735000.00	337500.00	112500.00
50%	735000.00	337500.00	112500.00
Or were you wanting every possible combination?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

One of the things I am genuinely happy about is that the gay scare propaganda about how we're going to turn all your kids gay is actually entirely true, and it rules, there is no line between the personal and the political, you let people do stuff in the comfort of their own home and they start doing it in public too, eat poo poo assholes turns out you did need cultural hegemony to maintain your lovely ideas.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

crispix posted:

when i am old, i want to have a little shopping trolley and gan till the supermarket twice in the day: once in the morning, for to hide all the reduced items i want, then near the end of the day so i can replace them in the reduced section for them to be discounted further and then they will be all mine :hehe:

just spend the rest of my days writing letters of complaint and feeding the ducks

and shoplifting

I got two shopping trollies, a larger one for winter and a smaller insulated one with blue ice packs for the summer

They own.

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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

crispix posted:

when i am old, i want to have a little shopping trolley and gan till the supermarket twice in the day: once in the morning, for to hide all the reduced items i want, then near the end of the day so i can replace them in the reduced section for them to be discounted further and then they will be all mine :hehe:

just spend the rest of my days writing letters of complaint and feeding the ducks

and shoplifting

What about the bootees?

"Shoes so comfortable you think they're slippers" - those big felt velcro things that look nothing like shoes and exactly like slippers that you see in the Easylife catalogues :)
(they keep sending them to my flat for the previous occupier who died about 3 years ago).

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